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here's a piece of advice, don't forget to get a basket when you walk into Target.

I walk in just for one or two things, end up with arms full of stuff. (I got the bright idea to fill up our stockings with all the different KY lubes Target has, guess I know what I'll be doing all winter long) finally get to a register and just let it all go on the conveyor belt but forgot about what people might think, or if kids were around.... yeah I got some strange/dirty looks when my KY Yours & Mine (choc & strawberry) ended up falling onto the floor next to a kid

should have grabbed a basket

12/16/2011 6:54:01 PM

Lol

12/16/2011 8:45:21 PM

posting from NYC tomorrow!!

12/16/2011 8:53:06 PM

I have a holiday party next week, and I'm thinking of buying all kinds of lube for my dirty santa gift

I gotta hit up priscillas tomorrow

12/16/2011 10:14:09 PM

fap fap fap... tell me more

12/16/2011 10:17:58 PM

GOD I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY

FUCK FUCK FUCK

http://www.youtube.com/user/theneedledrop

12/17/2011 12:16:46 AM

what happened

[Edited on December 17, 2011 at 12:21 AM. Reason : .]

12/17/2011 12:20:20 AM

embarrassing .....

[Edited on December 17, 2011 at 12:32 AM. Reason : .]

12/17/2011 12:20:47 AM

PJ time

12/17/2011 3:01:31 AM

Mother fucker, I should be asleep by now.

12/17/2011 4:01:22 AM

Ffuuu. Went to bed at 1... why am I up now??? Stupid internal clock

12/17/2011 7:20:34 AM

Christmas at grandma's house today! can't wait to give my niece her present!

12/17/2011 7:54:30 AM

I want breakfast in bed.....


but since I'd have to make it myself........I'm too lazy to get up and make myself something.

12/17/2011 9:16:18 AM

i should know better, but...

DEAR WOLPFACK - BEAT THE HELL OUT OF SYRACUSE. I WANNA RUSH THE COURT ON GRADUATION DAY.

LEEEEETSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

12/17/2011 9:34:30 AM

i should know better, but...

DEAR WOLPFACK - BEAT THE HELL OUT OF SYRACUSE. I WANNA RUSH THE COURT ON GRADUATION DAY.

LEEEEETSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

12/17/2011 9:34:30 AM

Busy weekend commences in 2 hrs 14 min

12/17/2011 9:46:17 AM

this song the cast of rent is singing on the early show is awful. really really awful.

12/17/2011 9:48:41 AM

didn get one lick of sleep last night

12/17/2011 9:50:44 AM

You know...if this isn't my sign I don't know what is...tomorrow he is going to get his boat from Maryland...it's called The Queen Anne's Revenge...

12/17/2011 10:36:55 AM

I should have gotten a date for my holiday party...I really don't wanna go stag

12/17/2011 10:51:30 AM

nothing lamer than an unoriginal boat name

12/17/2011 10:55:01 AM

He isn't the one who named it...and I don't think it's lame at all.

12/17/2011 11:39:11 AM

nothing beats the ss Fart, best boat name ever

12/17/2011 11:47:47 AM

Today's course of action:

Option 1: Gym, Shopping, shower, party
Option 2: Shower, shopping, party.....Gym tomorrow

hmmmmm

12/17/2011 12:03:59 PM

^ Option 3: post newdz

12/17/2011 12:06:02 PM

done

12/17/2011 12:14:38 PM

Oh god, my eyes!

12/17/2011 1:39:43 PM

Well you asked

12/17/2011 2:03:13 PM

Notice a mailbox flag still up half way down my driveway. Checks mail anyway so loud black neighbors don't think I'm racist for investigating.

12/17/2011 2:17:41 PM

Why do I care if some rapper no one has ever mentioned before gets shot, I'm sure the probe into what happened will be pretty elementary it happens to hoodlums everyday. Put real emcees like Nas and big krit in the news not some weed carrier for waka flocka

12/17/2011 3:16:56 PM

I ENJOY TYPING IN ALL CAPS

12/17/2011 5:57:53 PM

I wonder how much gas I've wasted sitting around this loop around concord mills mall? I was just exchanging a shirt for a smaller size, not even Crestmas shopping. I'm an idiot.

[Edited on December 17, 2011 at 6:15 PM. Reason : ]

12/17/2011 6:14:55 PM

I really really really need to get ready, but I am so unmotivated.

12/17/2011 6:18:44 PM

I think I fixed the work computer, but I don't know if I should tell my manager. We arent suppose to fix computers, and the IT guy might get all butthurt over it. :-/

12/17/2011 6:20:10 PM

Hahaha...bmel you make me :swoon:

12/17/2011 6:25:28 PM

Everyone is so pumped for this game tonight, i'm just waiting for the massive letdown

12/17/2011 6:28:37 PM

^^lolwat.

12/17/2011 6:29:12 PM

I feel like shit. Not cool. I have to go get my seester from the airport.

12/17/2011 6:57:42 PM

I find it amusing listening to my tee totaler parents discussing their friends drinking....***gasp***.... three beers with dinner

[Edited on December 17, 2011 at 7:55 PM. Reason : jufeduj]

12/17/2011 7:55:17 PM

Id never seen star wars 3 before, most of it looks like a cartoon, what garbage

12/17/2011 10:27:05 PM

you shut your whore mouth

12/17/2011 11:09:00 PM

I wish zingo would come get us sooner......Damn alcohol.

12/18/2011 1:36:05 AM

That Cuban cigar was nice... First thing I've ever smoked!

12/18/2011 2:13:07 AM

I'm really tired but the stench of the medical adhesive is going to keep me awake until it dissipates. Balls.

12/18/2011 3:07:17 AM

Etta James is my soul mate

12/18/2011 3:46:50 AM

don't kill me youngblood

12/18/2011 3:47:38 AM

I will fucking kill you



my mom is dead

12/18/2011 3:49:58 AM

ah

well I took a shot

I apologize

12/18/2011 3:50:45 AM

anyway what the fuck is clarece or w/e

12/18/2011 3:51:12 AM

I am still going to kill you

12/18/2011 3:51:48 AM