^4

Reminds me of the Truman show

12/18/2011 8:38:50 PM

the truman show will always haunt me

lucky for me, my life is not interesting enough to be recorded like that

12/18/2011 8:39:29 PM

I don't remember it very well. Maybe that's a good thing.

12/18/2011 8:40:10 PM

My back and feet are fucking killing me

12/18/2011 8:40:30 PM

My ass is fucking freezing. I think I have to take a shower to warm it up.

12/18/2011 8:43:26 PM

i'd love to know wtf is going on in this Bag of Bones (Part 1) episode on A&E

12/18/2011 8:54:32 PM

that went better than expected

12/18/2011 9:16:04 PM

Tomorrow is going to be crazy. yikes!

12/18/2011 9:18:30 PM

to the bar!!!

12/18/2011 9:22:29 PM

That chevy commercial really brings on the waterworks for me

12/18/2011 9:25:12 PM

12/18/2011 9:25:22 PM

^ It's not clickable.

12/18/2011 9:26:16 PM

yet

12/18/2011 9:27:44 PM

I think I learned something tonight. Not something to be used everytime, but an alternative to my usual path once things get to that point. As was stated earlier...it all went better than expected.

12/18/2011 9:31:48 PM

I think I might go to bed in a few minutes. Le tired.

12/18/2011 9:37:24 PM

hahahahahaha

12/18/2011 11:55:34 PM

This is the perfect temperature to let the drafts REALLY kick up in my house. This is one of those nights where the heat won't turn off until the morning comes. Boo poorly sealed house, hooray beer!

12/19/2011 12:18:05 AM

kaeljfm , jakj;MLXE;qlw/md



I don't want to be awake

12/19/2011 5:08:12 AM

^this

12/19/2011 7:01:27 AM

Ugh...there is not going to be anyone in the office this week

12/19/2011 7:05:11 AM

I don't want to go to work today. Wish I could at least sleep another hour or two

12/19/2011 7:18:36 AM

holy nervous

12/19/2011 8:51:48 AM

Morning

12/19/2011 9:17:18 AM

Sad that my wife and I will make about $15,000 less this year, but directly related to that I am happy we (mainly my wife) didn't have to work anywhere near the kind of OT that was worked last year.

Hopefully this next year we can come out somewhere in the middle of the last two years for a happy medium of paid OT worked.

[Edited on December 19, 2011 at 9:21 AM. Reason : ]

12/19/2011 9:21:27 AM

I am the best girlfriend ever!! muhahahaha!

12/19/2011 9:43:16 AM

wait what?


i dont think it works that way

12/19/2011 9:52:49 AM

I hate signing holiday cards and writing the same thing many times in a row. Your brain starts fucking with you.

Wait ... did I spell happy right?

How the fuck do you make a cursive f, again?

(Dear personal friends: Do not be offended for not getting a card. These are for work. Once again this year I failed at sending out personal cards. I got closer this year though, and succeeded in getting them out of storage and all the way to my living room. Next year I hope to actually send them out. Maybe I should start writing them now.)

[Edited on December 19, 2011 at 10:19 AM. Reason : apparently I do a pointy r in my first name and a flat-topped r in my last name. Analyze that. ]

12/19/2011 10:16:29 AM

^ haha, I just finished writing out all my cards. I know what you mean.

Sorry I forged your name Peter. I thought about writing "Peto" so it would look legit, but decided against it.

12/19/2011 10:23:13 AM

Hello daria complete series on dvd. Thank you jumping into my Amazon.com shopping cart. See you soon!!!!!

12/19/2011 10:59:48 AM

carnation chocolate milk is fucking delicious

12/19/2011 11:58:27 AM

bored

12/19/2011 12:18:40 PM

I wish this doctor would call me back.

I wanna get better before the bowl game next week.

12/19/2011 12:24:15 PM

i guess i have a strange history at amazon...

Quote :

"Amazon.com has new recommendations for you based on items you purchased or told us you own. BlenderBottle 28-Ounce with BlenderBall, Pink BlenderBottle 28-Ounce with BlenderBall, Pink Self Adhesive Set 12 Fake Mustaches Costume Party Disguise Self Adhesive Set 12 Fake Mustaches Costume Party Disguise by Jacobson Hat Company Taco Dog Costume Size: Large Taco Dog Costume Size: Large by Casual Canine Sombrero Sombrero by US Toy Company Gambler Mustache Costume Facial Hair Gambler Mustache Costume Facial Hair by Disguise Oxo Good Grips Magnetic Mini Clips 8-Pack, Assorted Colors Oxo Good Grips Magnetic Mini Clips 8-Pack, Assorted Colors by OXO "

huh.

12/19/2011 12:24:19 PM

Please give me vto on Friday....please give me vto on Friday.....please give me vto on Friday.

12/19/2011 12:31:30 PM

Greeting cards are fucking pointless. If you want somebody to know you're actually thinking about them call them, email or write a fucking letter. Going out and wasting between 2 and 6 bucks on these things do not show you care, it shows you're a fucking retard.

12/19/2011 12:39:28 PM

^
yes pretty much like your opinion

12/19/2011 12:40:05 PM

don't hold back or anything

12/19/2011 12:40:29 PM

Hmm, weaponization...

12/19/2011 12:40:29 PM

^^^

12/19/2011 12:42:59 PM

I must finish up my cards tonight. All that I have left are the cards for my girls on the run girls and I'll be done.


ohhhhhhhhh no I still have my pen pals to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12/19/2011 1:01:13 PM

I hate the way the guy says "tix" in the Carolina Hurricanes radio spots

12/19/2011 1:20:41 PM

WIN!

12/19/2011 1:26:05 PM

Seth LeDown

that reminds me of how much I hate the Hendrick radio spots...that dude is so annoying

12/19/2011 1:27:46 PM

yay my job visa got extended for 3 years

12/19/2011 1:46:48 PM

woop woop

12/19/2011 1:47:45 PM

Always fun to see a dick from high school get sent to prison

12/19/2011 2:05:40 PM

I am officially off work until January 3rd!

12/19/2011 4:07:44 PM

hmm...steak or seafood?

12/19/2011 4:08:54 PM

Rihanna's new album isn't turrrble

and I normally hate her stuff

12/19/2011 4:12:20 PM

^^WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12/19/2011 4:13:53 PM