me too bmel

I've been crying for the set of DVDs for years

[Edited on December 20, 2011 at 11:31 AM. Reason : 2647]

12/20/2011 11:30:50 AM

Random spam Web comments amuse me sometimes.

I told my gardnmother how you helped. She said, "bake them a cake!"

If my prboelm was a Death Star, this article is a photon torpedo.

12/20/2011 11:34:55 AM

he said, "if you could give me a couple of days notice that would be good"...


to which i replied, "you requested the ad placement 15 days ago...my deadline was 10 days ago...you've had plenty of notice"

12/20/2011 11:36:48 AM

ugh why does it have to be so freaking cold in this office????????????????????? how many times do i have to complain that the heat is NOT working for someone to freaking fix it

i hate sitting in this part of the building

12/20/2011 11:57:12 AM

I should not have this much difficulty deciding what to make for dinner.

12/20/2011 11:58:28 AM

SO HUNGRY...

i have no idea what i want to eat for lunch...


i sorta want to sit somewhere and eat and drink and forget about this month...

12/20/2011 12:48:03 PM

Maybe it's just all of the stress that's involved, but this time of year is the most depressing time of year for me :/

12/20/2011 12:55:40 PM

cheer up buttercup

12/20/2011 12:57:35 PM

I can't focus worth shit

12/20/2011 12:57:54 PM

^.

12/20/2011 1:00:05 PM

i'm having the opposite problem...

i'm so cracked out on caffeine that i'm laser focused...

and i currently have very little that needs focusing on

12/20/2011 1:01:09 PM

blah

12/20/2011 1:03:40 PM

^^




time to go start my christmas shopping

12/20/2011 1:06:42 PM

^^

12/20/2011 1:14:29 PM

lunch...i needs it

12/20/2011 1:15:10 PM

well quit being lazy and go gets it.

12/20/2011 1:16:48 PM

i can't leave until this shit is uploaded

12/20/2011 1:18:11 PM

One tiny gift away from completing our Christmas shopping

12/20/2011 1:27:55 PM

i sorta want crazy fire...

or pad thai...

or chili from east village...


all of these things are SO far away from me

12/20/2011 1:31:16 PM

I just got TWO packages in the mail!!


Yay!

12/20/2011 1:39:15 PM

why does my mail delivery time vary so fucking much? sometimes it's noon. sometimes it's 1700. sometimes it's 1900. sometimes it's not at all.

12/20/2011 1:52:27 PM

lp, lets schedule a crazy fire date

12/20/2011 1:54:47 PM

how about now...i'm starving

12/20/2011 1:55:11 PM

sounds good


if by now, you mean 30 minutes

12/20/2011 1:56:30 PM

that's exactly what i meant....


i'll pick you up shortly

12/20/2011 1:57:10 PM

cool

12/20/2011 1:57:37 PM

I really wish netflix would add sex and the city. Might just have to buy http://www.amazon.com/Sex-City-Complete-Collectors-Gift/dp/B0011UBDTK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1324407634&sr=8-1 after christmas. I'll need something to watch during my recovery.

12/20/2011 2:03:36 PM

why is posting anteaters suspendable offense?

12/20/2011 2:42:28 PM

god damn Christmas music on my Last.fm

12/20/2011 2:43:17 PM

^
lol

12/20/2011 2:44:05 PM

^^

12/20/2011 2:51:23 PM

My Mom's breast biopsy was negative! She doesn't have cancer!!

12/20/2011 3:16:16 PM

yay! i'm so happy for her and your family!

12/20/2011 3:16:36 PM

Maybe a good dinner will make me feel better...too bad I have to cook it!

Something's gotta give soon.

12/20/2011 4:45:48 PM

the tap water here tastes weird today

12/20/2011 4:46:40 PM

I think I'm feeling better. that was weird.

12/20/2011 5:33:09 PM

why is there an ad that says "THANK YOU EMCE"??

12/20/2011 5:36:15 PM

Yay!

12/20/2011 6:43:45 PM

Quote :

"My Mom's breast biopsy was negative! She doesn't have cancer!!"

you need to thank God, or whatever higher power you believe in, for this every single day for the rest of your life...


:/

[Edited on December 20, 2011 at 6:46 PM. Reason : sdkf]

12/20/2011 6:45:06 PM

Quote :

"why is there an ad that says "THANK YOU EMCE"?? "

Because of everything he did as a mod, its the end of an era

12/20/2011 6:46:54 PM

So sleepy. So much to do. Don't feel like doing it

12/20/2011 7:59:31 PM

ahahahahahahah this bitch on My Strange Addiction eats drywall






the other bitch eats SHOWER DRAIN HAIR x infinity

12/20/2011 10:08:42 PM

^ that's so

I'm watching Crazy Stupid Love and it's actually pretty good

12/20/2011 10:11:18 PM

I <3 NY

12/20/2011 10:37:25 PM

Night golf was a blast... but now I'm exhausted

12/20/2011 10:48:17 PM

last 10 houses in my neighborhood sold as short sales.

I'd like to sell my house to move closer to work, even at a loss, but not so much I wouldn't be able to use some of the cash as a down payment. I actually own 1/3 of my house original value.

after a quick estimate from an agent this doesn't seem possible.

don't know what to do.

fuck.

12/20/2011 10:52:58 PM

Sometimes facebook makes me feel like an old loser.

12/20/2011 11:01:59 PM

^ It's probably because you are.

12/20/2011 11:12:18 PM

^

12/20/2011 11:15:18 PM

I wish my sinuses would lighten up

12/20/2011 11:16:15 PM