^^i wouldn't laugh so hard if i were you....

7/29/2005 9:52:39 AM

i think i have great taste in women

7/29/2005 9:53:09 AM

i agree

7/29/2005 9:53:41 AM

interesting

7/29/2005 9:53:58 AM

i got called back for an interview with a big company

hopefully it = $Mongolia

im excited, then again if was for $NC, itd still prolly take it

[Edited on July 29, 2005 at 9:55 AM. Reason : .]

7/29/2005 9:54:25 AM

yea so i dont feel like checking my vmail at work, and the phone blinks when you have a message, so i have it hidden behind the computer cause i dont wanna see it blinking either

7/29/2005 10:00:24 AM

you know it's a bad day when the little blinking light on your phone is too much for you

7/29/2005 10:01:22 AM

LMAO

7/29/2005 10:01:43 AM

i got fucked when we were playing fuck the dealer, if id actually drank as much as i was supposed to i def wouldnt have gotten up this morning

hahaha i just dont wanna talk to anyone, so i dont wanna listen to my messages
and the thing blinks really fast man
theres a yellow light at the top of the phone and then the red light on the vmail button

7/29/2005 10:03:11 AM

yeah...i got fucked on that a couple of weeks ago....

i just gave up....

7/29/2005 10:05:18 AM

like i musta been looking at the cards on the table or something, cause man that sucked

7/29/2005 10:06:20 AM

pussies, drink like you are suppose to

7/29/2005 10:06:25 AM

my stomach is being spasmodic and it's annoying me and i really want a chilly dog .. YUM

7/29/2005 10:06:45 AM

i only had 6 beers/ciders/whatever
and i got up from that table much much more drunk than i was when i sat down

7/29/2005 10:07:00 AM

i despise card drinking games....

i pretty much hate any drinking game other than beer pong or flip cup

7/29/2005 10:07:21 AM

dick the dealer is childs play, do century club

7/29/2005 10:07:37 AM

drunk driving is BY FAR the worst card game i've ever played....

but then again the assholes i was playing with stacked the deck on me

7/29/2005 10:08:31 AM

i like card games
shit i was doing good at asshole
but justin wanted to be able to say ACE IN YOUR FACE

[Edited on July 29, 2005 at 10:09 AM. Reason : century club isnt a game]

7/29/2005 10:08:39 AM

or stop all together and join me in the world of sobriety

no hangers, no fat chicks, and no lowered inhibitions!

plus lose weight, get that yellowish alcohol-induced tint out of the whites of your eyes, and be able to drive home every night!

stopping the drink saved me from alot of bad nights and fat chicks. thank god for sobriety.

7/29/2005 10:08:39 AM

hey you forgot the savings in money!

7/29/2005 10:09:23 AM

and not feeling like shit in the morning

7/29/2005 10:10:50 AM

he covered that in no hangovers numbnuts!

7/29/2005 10:11:27 AM

and have your liver working at the age of 50

7/29/2005 10:11:42 AM

i didnt know what no hangers was

7/29/2005 10:12:25 AM

shit.. my dad has been drinking since he was 12
he's now 60 and his liver works fine... although i'm sure it looks like a date but... it works... i think

7/29/2005 10:13:54 AM

my hands won't stop shaking

7/29/2005 10:23:17 AM

Competition - I absolutely thrive on it.

7/29/2005 10:43:44 AM

I want a kitten

7/29/2005 10:46:20 AM

12 hours of sleep.

I needed that.

7/29/2005 10:47:33 AM

sleep around 7
up at 11
no 11-noon nap as was projected

oh my, i will hate everyone later on in the day.

7/29/2005 11:08:03 AM

spaceships and shit

7/29/2005 11:09:21 AM

flying dog turds

7/29/2005 11:10:58 AM

period blood milkshakes

7/29/2005 11:11:45 AM

the ass hair on a dead raccoon

7/29/2005 11:12:56 AM

lunch

7/29/2005 11:13:01 AM

eddie munster

7/29/2005 11:16:23 AM

Will you guys please stop with the menustration jokes...

7/29/2005 11:16:58 AM

quietly's period blood and how tasty it must be

7/29/2005 11:18:06 AM

the iron nutritional value from period blood

7/29/2005 11:19:03 AM

i wonder if i was stranded in antarctica

could i live off period blood?

7/29/2005 11:20:37 AM

guys, just

7/29/2005 11:21:09 AM

If my car ran out of gas

would period blood work as a substitute?

7/29/2005 11:21:57 AM

i shoudl be studying

7/29/2005 11:22:08 AM

i have an idea


add period blood to coca-cola and call it


"Busted Cherry Coke"

7/29/2005 11:23:10 AM

ZING

7/29/2005 11:24:05 AM

blah i feel like shit

7/29/2005 11:24:39 AM

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7/29/2005 11:30:01 AM

yay for pizza time at work

7/29/2005 11:57:57 AM

lalala

7/29/2005 12:06:35 PM

yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye

7/29/2005 12:09:38 PM