been on a dry spell since april. About to hook up w this chick and im like fuck ya and she's like 'wait, i have herpes'


fuck.

so now i guess i have it



jk i zipped up my pants and took her home.

12/31/2011 1:48:28 AM

dang, April? wtf are you doing?



[Edited on December 31, 2011 at 1:55 AM. Reason : .]

12/31/2011 1:55:32 AM

april is the name of the last chick i banged. That was wednesday



not really

12/31/2011 1:58:26 AM

^haha, why didn't you stop at that?? that was funny, and then depressing

12/31/2011 1:59:07 AM

i like my posts to engage both humor and regret at the same time

12/31/2011 2:08:23 AM

spot on patch adams

12/31/2011 2:10:26 AM

so i passed out at 7:30 last night...

i'm too lame for words

12/31/2011 6:39:38 AM

what kind of business calls you at 7:30 am on a saturday to remind you they are coming at noon? SEARS

and now I can't fall back asleep

12/31/2011 8:08:41 AM

^^I might have you beat... I might sleep through NYE due to blech

12/31/2011 8:14:55 AM

it wouldn't hurt my feelings to sleep through NYE as well

12/31/2011 8:42:46 AM

Not so busy of a day today...what to dooooo

12/31/2011 9:06:14 AM

I've been pretty spoiled this week. Waking up by myself kinda blows. Although I could get up and play some Skyrim hmmm

12/31/2011 9:17:13 AM

Your kitty litter may control urine odor, but what about feces? WHAT ABOUT IT?

12/31/2011 10:26:02 AM

Gonna use my Zoku to make popsicles today!

12/31/2011 10:47:16 AM

On mah way to Raleigh.

Pretty excited minus the fact that I don't really have a plan for tonight...

...decide my life tww?

12/31/2011 10:51:45 AM

Trying to convince Justin to take buddy disc golfing is a lot harder than I thought

12/31/2011 11:04:49 AM

Would YOU want to take a six month old with you to disc golf? I wouldn't. I don't even like taking mine along grocery shopping half the time.

12/31/2011 11:16:30 AM

Yes...bc throwing him in the carrier is easy and he loves being in it. I think he's more nervous as he's not ever left the house solo with the babe. I've always been there.

12/31/2011 11:29:55 AM

Haha. Well, he's going to just have to get over that.

12/31/2011 11:37:19 AM

totally agree. which is why i'm pushing this whole thing

plus mama wants a few hours with the house to herself.

12/31/2011 11:41:44 AM

damn you first night/my job for ruining my awesome NYE plans. now i get to spend my day rushing around

12/31/2011 11:42:57 AM

I really need to get up so I can start figuring out what I'm gonna wear tonight

12/31/2011 11:45:39 AM

i have to figure that out now because once I leave my house at 1, i won't be back until tomorrow

12/31/2011 11:50:41 AM

Should I drink tonight?

12/31/2011 11:52:38 AM

am I gonna rock color tights or go all black tonight?

12/31/2011 12:01:38 PM

Color tights

12/31/2011 12:02:09 PM

color tights

12/31/2011 12:03:14 PM

color tights

12/31/2011 12:03:34 PM

done

Velvet blazer, black strapless dress (god help my tittyballs), burgundy tights, black heels that tie with a big ole bow

now I can watch QVC

12/31/2011 12:06:57 PM

I'll be wearing an old person nightgown tonight.

DONE!

12/31/2011 12:15:21 PM

nice

put a ribbon in your hair...so old person chic

12/31/2011 12:15:56 PM

i think i got some closure? i mean, of course i don't really like the answers, but I'm going to be okay.

12/31/2011 12:39:14 PM

Good for you!

12/31/2011 12:42:40 PM

I have had to piss my brains out for the past 2 hours

12/31/2011 1:15:35 PM

my friend passed after a very long battle with cystic fibrosis RIP Jimmy, you are a good friend

12/31/2011 1:18:44 PM

RIP Jimmy

12/31/2011 1:23:55 PM

no one wants to decide my life?

RIP Jimmy

12/31/2011 1:34:28 PM

RIP JIMMY

12/31/2011 1:34:49 PM

^^ I think you should wear colored tights.

I really don't want to drink this airborne stuff.

12/31/2011 3:10:31 PM

goodnight, sweet Jimmy

12/31/2011 3:14:09 PM

ouch


random hangnail from hell


and mysterious bill from OBGYN. last bill i got i paid in full, and i haven't been since then. what the fuck? where did this 152 dollar charge come from?

12/31/2011 4:32:02 PM

welp. just got in the biggest fight with my fiancee ever .... looks like I will be sleeping in my new suv

[Edited on December 31, 2011 at 5:14 PM. Reason : gooooodddddddammmit]

12/31/2011 5:09:55 PM

I'm not wearing colored tights but I am dressed nice and half way to drunk.

12/31/2011 5:22:21 PM

i'm probably going to be the least dressed up person at this party tonight...

i just don't have to energy to fix my hair

[Edited on December 31, 2011 at 5:51 PM. Reason : which is a good sign that i really need to cut my hair]

12/31/2011 5:49:17 PM

12/31/2011 5:52:18 PM

This chili smells so good.
And I'm ready to start the fire pit

12/31/2011 5:55:56 PM

What kind of argument causes someone to make their lover sleep in a car?

seems like an abusive relationship.

12/31/2011 6:19:49 PM

deciding if i should use gergens or cetaphil

im drying up here people

12/31/2011 6:25:15 PM

^^it's not, I just suck at life

12/31/2011 6:27:59 PM

srsly?

12/31/2011 6:29:42 PM