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work a 12 hour shift
have to drive 4.5 hours

ugh but hooray for 3 day work weeks

1/4/2012 8:54:50 PM

I'd still like to buy gunzz a beer

1/4/2012 8:55:32 PM

I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked, preferably a woman... but the sentiment stands regardless

1/4/2012 9:03:25 PM

tummy hurts. stop making me lazy and not wanting to clean my room!

1/4/2012 9:34:41 PM

I am excited about the breakfast I made for tomorrow. Now I just hope I get up in time to get it in the oven.

1/4/2012 9:39:05 PM

guess I'll keep on waiting

1/4/2012 9:45:30 PM

has anyone ever met a guy named chad that is not a total douche?

1/4/2012 10:44:57 PM

yes

1/4/2012 10:46:28 PM

no

1/4/2012 10:46:57 PM

Kanye twitter rants are the BEST

1/5/2012 12:47:31 AM

Fantastic night

1/5/2012 4:17:42 AM

My dad me The Chad from the Altell commercials. He said he was a douche

1/5/2012 5:26:06 AM

Fffuuu

1/5/2012 5:30:48 AM

^suck it up!

1/5/2012 7:14:11 AM

llolololollo

now I wait. which is my favorite thing to do, ever...

1/5/2012 7:23:57 AM

blah. Is it Friday yet?

1/5/2012 7:25:30 AM

Fuccking hilarious...watching the news in the waiting room and there's a story about some dumb 14 year old girl who got caught shoplifting and gave a false name, said she was Columbian, and then got deported because she matched an ICE list or something.

Now, of course, CNN says she's the victim.

1/5/2012 7:51:33 AM

I hope today is slow slow slow

1/5/2012 7:52:57 AM

you shut your mouth

1/5/2012 8:10:19 AM

^^^ get trolled.

maybe she matched a desc for the Colombian chick from colombiana

1/5/2012 8:15:26 AM

You know...part of me is kinda jealous of the people that are my age or younger that are already married and have children and have started their families...but the other part of me is kinda like "aaaaahahahahaha suckers!"

1/5/2012 8:33:17 AM

Things I get to look forward to:
1. My purse got mailed today
2. 3 day weekend in 2 weeks
3. I get to clean the house and finally put away some of the wedding gifts next weekend
4. Game night!
5. New tattoo
6. Red hot chili peppers concert!!!!
7. Valentines/3 year anniversary

1/5/2012 9:23:29 AM

Stupid ultrasound making me get up early


And no, I'm not pregnant

1/5/2012 9:26:48 AM

i have East Village chili and home made potato chips on the brain today...


i just really good chili from anywhere would suffice

1/5/2012 9:40:03 AM

Quote :

"I hope today is slow slow slow"

I hate you. It's not even 10 yet.

1/5/2012 9:42:19 AM

I hope today goes fast fast fast

1/5/2012 9:43:24 AM

Man I just got reamed by 2 ladies in my office because I don't wear cheap perfume

One was like "$8.99 Bath n Body Works"...I cringed.

HATERS GONNA HATE

1/5/2012 9:57:03 AM

1/5/2012 9:57:49 AM

haha I watched that yesterday

"I'm practically black....TWINSIESSSS"

[Edited on January 5, 2012 at 10:01 AM. Reason : I thought about making a thread for all the Shit _____ Say vids]

1/5/2012 10:01:36 AM

I think you should
they make me lol

1/5/2012 10:03:58 AM

lol I'll just repost it there then!

1/5/2012 10:17:45 AM

drama drama drama @ work today!

1/5/2012 10:39:57 AM

Every time I see the crock pot thread I read it is:

Gimme your cock pot recipies

EVERY. TIME.

1/5/2012 12:57:21 PM

Well today is slow slow slow, but im still at work

1/5/2012 2:07:52 PM

me: wow i really hate rude gay men
her: hahahahahah - okay i read that has NUDE not RUDE

1/5/2012 2:15:00 PM

whoa, I think my terrorist neighbor got replaced by a hot chick

that'd be cool

1/5/2012 2:16:23 PM

What about your hot french upstairs neighbors?

1/5/2012 2:26:42 PM

W2's already

1/5/2012 4:00:28 PM

Sad day is sad.

1/5/2012 4:02:27 PM

Hmm, will I go to the gym this evening?

1/5/2012 4:16:08 PM

THEN HOWEVER WILL BE ABLE TO ADMIRE YOUR CRACK SWEAT AS YOU SQUAT

1/5/2012 4:24:58 PM

I just made and ate a pb&j sandwich with bread that had a 'best if used by' date of Nov. 3, 2011.

1/5/2012 4:25:44 PM

got approved for my apartment today.
today has been a good day. I also immediately thought of:


[Edited on January 5, 2012 at 4:56 PM. Reason : damn iPhone...]

1/5/2012 4:38:16 PM

Dodged about 3 accidents today going to and from Charlotte


[Edited on January 5, 2012 at 4:57 PM. Reason : epic manuevers]

1/5/2012 4:56:25 PM

My mom just Googled "Santorum"! Her reaction: "Oh. That is very funny." And then she read it out loud to herself one more time.

Lol

1/5/2012 5:38:41 PM

I've been having powerful farts all day. Just had one of those every steppers for seven straight blasts.

1/5/2012 5:56:08 PM

Do I get a Jimmy Graham jersey or a Tracy Porter one (since we have the same last name)?

My dad is really into buying football jerseys and just called to see if I want another one

1/5/2012 6:01:26 PM

two day work week lols

and waiting games


and is $18k enough to walk away?

1/5/2012 6:16:02 PM

I wish my tablet didn't shit itself when there are a bunch of gifs on the page

1/5/2012 6:48:48 PM

Ahahaha. . ."You know I'm not much of a talker, so how about we do our sex stuff and afterwards have a little Q&A."

1/5/2012 8:42:23 PM