The TOB scroll and sink kind of scurred me.

1/6/2012 2:02:46 PM

It's annoying the shit out of me. So mission accomplished, whoever did it.

1/6/2012 2:03:33 PM

skipping out early!

1/6/2012 2:04:08 PM

these pants make my balls feel weird

1/6/2012 2:46:09 PM

slow afternoon is slow

1/6/2012 2:47:06 PM

welp. guess we're moving to metuchen. or edison.

1/6/2012 3:02:07 PM

this sounds like the greatest movie evermade

Quote :

"Istanbul is being terrorized by a crime wave, and the police call in American superhero Captain America and Mexican wrestler Santo to put a stop to it. It's your unfriendly neighbourhood Spiderman! But he's green! And he's in Turkey! And he's ripped a hole in his mask so you can see his bushy eyebrows! And he can't shoot webs anymore! Or climb up walls! Peter Parker must have been bitten by ANOTHER radioactive spider or something, presumably while on holiday in Turkey, because suddenly he's EVIL and likes nothing better than chopping people up with a knife, skewering them in the shower, and, especially, doing lame ass kung-fu on them. You know this film is going to be amazing when - BEFORE THE OPENING CREDITS - Spidey buries a girl up to her neck on the beach, then gets two blokes in a boat to reverse the outboard motor blades into her face. Seems the cops were right all along to be suspicious of that ol' web-slinger. Then those opening credits -- photographs (like actual paper photographs) taken on the set have been stuck on a wall next to fridge-magnet letters spelling out the title, and the camera zooms away from them very quickly...this passes for special effects in 70s Turkish cinema. The theme tune has exactly the same melody as "Diamonds Are Forever". There is no Turkish word for "copyright violation" - as if the psycho slasher Spiderman wasn't proof of that already. As if that wasn't enough, wait -- Evil Spidey is terrorizing Istanbul, so who's the best person to call to deal with the problem? Captain America of course! (well it makes more sense than trusting in the hapless raincoated detective who gets sliced up by Spiderman - who then looks into the camera and says "ho ho ho ho ho. Adios!") Oh, and also Santo, the masked Mexican wrestler. Santo is a trifle fatter than his Mexican version, but at least his blank face mask can be replicated easily - Captain America is a tougher task for the costume designer (who, looking at the costumes, is almost certainly the director's mum). He has the "A" on his head, but he has no shield -- then again, Spidey has no webs, so that evens things out. You have to see this movie. If necessary, go to Turkey to see it. Even better than the notorious Turkish remake of "Star Wars", and a 500% improvement on the recent Hollywood Spiderman. Did Spidey gruesomely murder a lovemaking couple in that movie? Well exactly"

1/6/2012 3:53:15 PM

on the same note, after Iran has threatened that our naval presence would bring consequences....

Quote :

"WASHINGTON -- A U.S. Navy destroyer has rescued an Iranian fishing boat that had been commandeered by suspected pirates just days after Tehran warned the U.S. to keep its warships out of the Persian Gulf. American forces flying off the guided-missile destroyer USS Kidd responded to a distress call from the Iranian vessel, the Al Molai, which had been held captive for more than 40 days, the U.S. Navy said Friday. The Kidd was sailing in the Arabian Sea, after leaving the Persian Gulf, when it came to the sailors' aid. A U.S. Navy team boarded the ship Thursday and detained 15 suspected Somali pirates. They had been holding the 13-member Iranian crew hostage and were using the boat as a "mother ship" for pirating operations in the Persian Gulf. Amid escalating tensions with Tehran, the Obama administration reveled in delivering the news. "This is an incredible story. This is a great story," State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland said, explaining that the very same American ships the Islamic republic protested for recently traveling through the Strait of Hormuz were responsible for the Iranian vessel's recovery. "They were obviously very grateful to be rescued from these pirates," Nuland said. The episode occurred after a week of hostile rhetoric from Iranian leaders, including a statement by Iran's Army chief that American vessels are no longer welcome in the Gulf. Iran also warned it could block the Strait of Hormuz, the strategic waterway that carries to market much of the oil pumped in the Middle East. The Iranian threats, which were brushed aside by the Obama administration, were in response to strong economic sanctions against Iran over its disputed nuclear enrichment program. Last week, President Barack Obama signed into law new sanctions targeting Iran's Central Bank and its ability to sell petroleum abroad."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/06/us-navy-iran-fishing-boat_n_1190225.html

1/6/2012 4:21:12 PM

i just realized you can go on people's fb timeline, and *like* that they were born

i might have found my creepy activity for the rest of the afternoon

1/6/2012 4:28:29 PM

There is a restaurant in Raleigh called, "Jerk Masters".

LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

1/6/2012 4:59:07 PM

^^ hahahah that's creepy in such an awesome way.

1/6/2012 5:01:39 PM

1/6/2012 5:02:51 PM

Oh my god how can this broad be so fucking stupid


I guess this is what a UNCC degree gets you

1/6/2012 5:02:58 PM

^^ why oh why does that make me SO happy

new fb profile pic

1/6/2012 5:07:12 PM

I'm surprised this question didn't come from me: http://blog.sfsi.org/2011/09/21/how-do-i-deal-with-my-girthy-penis/

1/6/2012 5:07:28 PM

^^^I thought bmel went to NCSU

1/6/2012 5:12:45 PM

haha, nah, not bmel. I don't think I talk about her much at all in here.

This is a coworker, who should know better than what she did having a chemistry degree and all. And having done the same exact mistake with the same exact outcome before.

Apparently she can't be left unattended

1/6/2012 5:38:58 PM

girls

1/6/2012 5:39:21 PM

Quote :

"welp. guess we're moving to metuchen. or edison."

I assume those are both in NJ....I was really hoping you would be moving to NC!!!

1/6/2012 5:43:03 PM

I haven't left work yet, and I keep falling asleep at my desk

the drive home should be interesting

1/6/2012 6:19:18 PM

Daniel's has really good Italian dressing. It's kind of sweet and very thick though, so I imagine it's full of sugar.

1/6/2012 6:27:03 PM

Skinny people shouldnt wear clothes that make them look fat

1/6/2012 11:29:13 PM

Soooooo pooped

and I have to buy a blender tomorrow...there's no way I can drink this yucky protein shake without adding fruit

1/6/2012 11:46:29 PM

I got the least unhealthy flavored coffee creamer i could find to put in mine sometimes. Peanut butter was ok too, but i eventually ended up giving up on them.
ambrosia1231 used to mix it with sugar free pudding. That was ok as well

1/6/2012 11:51:29 PM

It just has that fake sweetner taste that I HATE

and I don't like milk and it just tastes all milky

(I'm weird)

[Edited on January 6, 2012 at 11:59 PM. Reason : gross]

1/6/2012 11:53:30 PM

Try almond milk

1/6/2012 11:55:28 PM

I dont care for milk either, which is another reason it was so dreadful for me. I drink a glass of milk every morning, because I force myself to and it helps with side effects from my meds, but I can chug that. I could not chug the protein stuffs

1/6/2012 11:56:42 PM

I use soy milk, but next time I'll buy almond milk and see

I just need to trick myself and say its a chick-fil-a milkshake hence my need to add fruit

1/6/2012 11:58:40 PM

My sister liked coconut milk in hers, and sometimes she would mix a little breyers carb smart ice cream in.

1/7/2012 12:00:03 AM

now I can get down with that

1/7/2012 12:05:46 AM

being with her

1/7/2012 12:22:30 AM

Extracts and sugar free pudding mixes do wonders DB. choc peppermint was a fav protein shake of mine

1/7/2012 12:28:43 AM

good idear

1/7/2012 12:29:39 AM

I should be sleeping. Gotta big day of shopping tomorrow.


Im happy that ive lost weight. Im unhappy because none of my jeans or underwear fit any more. Ugh.

1/7/2012 12:30:53 AM

say NO to mom jeans okay?

1/7/2012 12:32:38 AM

Yes, ma'am. What is a good brand of every day comfy undies? I am a full time nanny now, so id mostly be wearing jeans, shorts in the summer. Help, db!

1/7/2012 12:35:23 AM

wat about mom jeans?

1/7/2012 12:35:47 AM

how much you trying to spend

I will say I'm a fan of the PINK from Vicky Secrets....but they'll show lines if your jeans are thin

1/7/2012 12:36:34 AM

My hips arent ready for that low cut yet. I actually have a ton of them, but they are pretty low cut and my ass is huge.

1/7/2012 12:37:50 AM

their normal cotton undies are comfy too

I wear hanky pankys almost 24/7...its a thong, but I don't even remember I have them on. So comfy

1/7/2012 12:41:30 AM

Maybe i'll try one pair to see how they feel. Arent they pricey?

1/7/2012 12:42:41 AM

ugh..cuddle mode just hit hard

1/7/2012 12:44:23 AM

yeah they're normally $18 but I only buy them on sale

These are the same price, but they're mesh (i.e. thin) and don't show lines in my trousers and whatnot when its princess lady time

They're by On Gossamer (bikini)



This style gives more booty coverage (brief)

1/7/2012 12:46:04 AM

Thanks for the options!

1/7/2012 12:47:22 AM

and they have that sexy see thru factor

your boo will like that

1/7/2012 12:49:08 AM

stop posting underwear

my mom totally thinks i'm a perv now

1/7/2012 2:10:51 AM

10 days gone and i'm still not okay. at least its easier now

1/7/2012 2:44:20 AM

Boo. No one is awake.

1/7/2012 7:00:06 AM

I am, but I'm getting ready to leave the house in a little while

1/7/2012 7:03:33 AM

Been awake since 4 watching sesame street and Mickey mouse

1/7/2012 7:20:31 AM