i see a trend...

Quote :

"i already got someone pregnant "

5/6/2012 11:49:44 PM

Quote :

"i fucking hate the wolf web, i quit"

5/7/2012 12:10:24 AM

aww yeah, a confession to break my trend

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"I'm watching someone's house. Not sure if I should use this as a chance for seduction."

to seduce someone into having a behbeh

5/7/2012 12:24:20 AM

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"I didn't really like evlbuxmbetty. But when she posted in the 'YOUR beautiful face' thread I thought "God damn she is downright adorable"."

evlbuxmbetty is downright adorable.

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"i'd really love to see real numbers, or at least responses, about how many people on tww have slept with someone else on tww, but to pose the question would bring my own history into question... so i'll just go on not knowing."

This man is requesting a Bayes network of bumpin' uglies.

5/7/2012 9:58:59 AM

Bottombaby startd this project and received lots of PMs. The data is interesting. It basically turned in to 6 degrees of thumper

[Edited on May 7, 2012 at 10:02 AM. Reason : .]

5/7/2012 10:01:50 AM

^Was it ever posted?

5/7/2012 10:07:54 AM

She advertised it as confidential when asking for info, I do believe.

5/7/2012 10:09:36 AM

Basically, if one of you had the herp, we all gots the herp de derp.

5/7/2012 10:11:42 AM

It turned in to a great big wagon wheel with a large number of small wagon wheel offshoots, and a handful of odd shapes in the corner.

5/7/2012 10:19:49 AM

I know there was one picture with cheese and my name on it

5/7/2012 10:22:09 AM

That predated bottombaby's research by a few years.

5/7/2012 10:23:48 AM

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"I don't work out or exercise much with one exception. I have a ton of sex. But when people ask how I stay so lean, I just chuckle... "

5/7/2012 9:04:51 PM

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"The other day, I decided to hit up Maggiano's. I ordered the $12.95 entre that has a "free" entre that you get to take home after you meal. Well, I meant to say Taylor Street Baked Ziti, but instead said Taylor Swift Baked Ziti. My table server laughed really, really hard. I was sorta embarassed. When he came back, he said that I made his day and he gave me some free raviolis too for being awesome."

5/8/2012 8:02:23 PM

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"I think I might have a tdub crush."

5/8/2012 8:14:08 PM

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" I deleted my facebook account. Ahh, freedom "

5/9/2012 3:15:29 PM

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"I am currently reading 50 Shades of Gray and I think it is too far fetched. No one goes from virgin to sex 8+ times a day in a week. It's still hot though. Now I just have to talk my wife into BDSM"

Word

5/9/2012 3:56:08 PM

^ you'd be surprised at what a chick will do who might have already had the inclinations... just didn't realize it

5/9/2012 3:59:42 PM

At On The Border with my mom last week and she proceeds to tell me how she's reading this "Shade of Grey" book...

"You mean 50 Shades of Grey?"

"oh you know it?"

"... I've heard of it...."

"Your dad used to be just like Christian Grey..."


I don't even want to know.

5/9/2012 4:02:58 PM

^^ I actually find that to kinda be the opposite. Remember in high school when you were just starting to fuck and wanted to do it like a hundred times a day.

You get tired when you get old...sometimes you just want to take a nap...

(yes, I've read some of my gf's copy of "50 shades")

5/9/2012 4:03:59 PM

^^^ true. LooNack was a prude before I began servicing her. Now she's a feind. A straight up harlot, B.

[Edited on May 9, 2012 at 4:05 PM. Reason : 6]

5/9/2012 4:04:54 PM

Yeah, man. I halfway wish I could get my old libido back.

But then I realize life is a lot easier without it.

5/9/2012 4:05:04 PM

^^^^On the 2nd book now. Would NOT want to hear that about my parents.

[Edited on May 9, 2012 at 4:08 PM. Reason : ]

5/9/2012 4:05:44 PM

Quote :

"LooNack was a prude before I began servicing her. Now she's a feind. A straight up harlot, B."

5/9/2012 4:07:42 PM

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"I have a sneaking suspicion that dropdeadkate is the kind of chick who likes to shout orders during sexy time"

I swear to god this isn't me

[Edited on May 9, 2012 at 5:44 PM. Reason : not that I disagree, necessarily]

5/9/2012 5:42:36 PM

I don't see that about her at all.

5/9/2012 5:59:31 PM

Haha thats ridiculous

5/9/2012 6:38:16 PM

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"Today my mom was telling her about her uncle who wouldn't have anything to do with their family because he thought he was too good for them. As she was saying it I was thinking "Good man. I can't wait to get away from you people so that can be me." "

+1

sometimes I question my sanity after moving up here to be closer to my fam

5/9/2012 7:15:23 PM

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"Can't decide which girl to fuck tonight. Have been propositioned by 2 so far "

5/9/2012 7:26:55 PM

Anybody got one for me?

5/9/2012 9:23:54 PM

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"On the 2nd book now. Would NOT want to hear that about my parents."

There is a 2nd one?? Ugh...how many more? I don't want the gf reading any more of that shit. Just another Fabio-covered novel with whips and chains.

5/10/2012 7:35:25 AM

Three total. Less bdsm in the second one.

5/10/2012 7:57:02 AM

Confess to me

5/11/2012 9:46:34 PM

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" I find porn to be satisfying...but I miss human communication. "

5/11/2012 11:15:05 PM

I'm available!

5/14/2012 1:25:26 AM

pm me your confessions

5/15/2012 12:27:08 AM

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"I really like the woman I just started going out with, in part, because she wants to have babies soon. "

5/15/2012 2:52:47 PM

Ew

5/15/2012 2:57:36 PM

Yeah, that's little bit off putting. I guess I'm actually at the age where that isn't all that uncommon though. Any woman I actually dated would probalby be in the mid to late 20s, which is typically the time a gal is ready to settle down and pop out a kid or two if she wants to have children.

5/15/2012 2:59:42 PM

Confess to me, my child.

5/15/2012 3:04:27 PM

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"One of my friends (who has a boyfriend) has twice confessed to me that she is seriously attracted to me in the past week. Both times, she has been on ambien when she said it..so unsure how to take that."

5/15/2012 3:17:56 PM

Anybody got one for me? Where are my regulars?

5/15/2012 3:40:46 PM

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"I had sex with a fat girl on Friday night. I'm not proud. But man she could suck a dick. "

5/15/2012 3:44:04 PM

?

5/15/2012 4:57:21 PM

Quote :

"today is my first day as a non-smoker i dont think this is going to work, and i'm worried at those consequences. plus i'm super grouchy, and i have a violent temper, so i can't go out in public. "

5/15/2012 5:52:25 PM

nrrrrmind

[Edited on May 15, 2012 at 6:13 PM. Reason : ]

5/15/2012 6:13:34 PM

open.

5/16/2012 11:12:58 PM

metoooooo

Quote :

"I've been thinking about butt sex a lot lately."

[Edited on May 16, 2012 at 11:14 PM. Reason : ]

5/16/2012 11:13:08 PM

it's ok to be a homo.

5/16/2012 11:23:33 PM

not in the state of NC

5/16/2012 11:24:11 PM

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"has anyone else questioned why the morbidly obese black girl in the Beautiful Face thread is wearing a belt with her dress? first, you don't need to hold up a dress - that belt is unncessary. and second, when you're morbidly obese you don't need help keeping anything on your waist."

Can't we all just get along?

5/20/2012 2:40:55 PM