i too came here to post the obvious


(lol)

1/16/2012 10:47:44 AM

i came here to ruin bigman157's 100k post:

Quote :

"BigMan157 (10:59) : I think for my 100k post I'll finally reveal I'm an elaborate bot programmed by the CSC department at NCSU"

1/16/2012 11:00:05 AM

what happens in CB stay's in CB!

1/16/2012 11:03:55 AM

head hurts so bad

1/16/2012 11:38:43 AM

ugh I think I'm getting sick

my tonsils wanna hit me one more good time before they come out next month

fuckers

1/16/2012 11:41:11 AM

so ridiculously happy right now this girl is amazing

1/16/2012 11:42:55 AM

buffalo blue cheese Combos are awesome, but the bag smells like dirty socks

1/16/2012 1:07:05 PM

ahahahahahaha

1/16/2012 1:28:00 PM

LOL

1/16/2012 1:30:24 PM

finally getting on the road only to be back on Thursday morning instead of Thursday late night. oh well

1/16/2012 3:28:32 PM

haymakers are currently being thrown

1/16/2012 3:35:05 PM

ugh I'm about to pay a lot for this surgery

I can't imagine what I would do if I didn't have insurance.

1/16/2012 3:44:00 PM

1/16/2012 3:45:51 PM

Fuck today

1/16/2012 4:07:31 PM

I finally got to the ABC store when its open.....and I bought way....way...to much booze.

Now what...

a three day weekend and what have I done? Been sick.

[Edited on January 16, 2012 at 4:21 PM. Reason : where the hell do you buy fucking ice cube trays?]

1/16/2012 4:11:42 PM

Must air out curtains faster. P-U!

1/16/2012 4:16:05 PM

got off my shopping high to realize i had a raging headache

1/16/2012 4:21:00 PM

The moving in with your SO threads make me very thankful for my SO.

And also bring me back to something I've been thinking about a lot lately: I believe the world would be a much better place if couples crawled out of each others' asses and learned to spend a little time alone.

1/16/2012 10:06:49 PM

^ I just want you to know that its because of you that I have four different bottles of booze now...

...also I have to much liquor now.

so ronnery

1/16/2012 10:08:17 PM

I have no idea how I'm responsible for that, but I approve.

1/16/2012 10:09:46 PM

I don't know anyone near my age with a liquor cabinet accept you...therefore its your fault.

(i never remember the correct usage of accept or except)

Now I have plenty of different boozes

1/16/2012 10:11:58 PM

I need to learn the quickest way to make lots of money.

1/16/2012 10:15:10 PM

You chose wrong.

And I was about to say "We've been thinning ours out a little."

Then I was curious and went to count them. The thinned version still has 54 bottles. Now I feel like an alcoholic. Thanks for that.

1/16/2012 10:15:52 PM

don't know if this is gross (it has been in there for a while but it was still in good condition) BUT I used the last bit of the Skwinkle hot sauce tonight on our buffalo beef lettuce wraps. Unfortunately it was too hot for Maya.

1/16/2012 10:18:22 PM

I am pretty sure bacteria won't grow on that stuff.

1/16/2012 10:19:47 PM

^^^opening that cabinet makes me feel like a kid in a candy shop

i'm all




[Edited on January 16, 2012 at 10:20 PM. Reason : ]

1/16/2012 10:19:52 PM

accept is when you take something i.e. accept a gift

except is when you exclude something, no one has an alcohol cabinet except swinkle

also I'm hungry and I know its late, should I make a few fishsticks or walk over to taco bell and getting something small?

[Edited on January 16, 2012 at 10:23 PM. Reason : .]

1/16/2012 10:22:12 PM

^^I was like that til I looked at the dates on the mixers that are on the top of said cabinet...

...then I was all

54 bottles? How did you not lose count? All of those sugary flavored dranks need to go. Just sayin.

I need to sleep now.

[Edited on January 16, 2012 at 10:24 PM. Reason : I didn't ask you]

1/16/2012 10:22:25 PM

That's because I never use those mixers. Every wonder why they were also all full? I guess I should probably get around to tossing them though.

1/16/2012 10:24:32 PM

They were full because they are cans

[Edited on January 16, 2012 at 10:26 PM. Reason : ]

1/16/2012 10:25:41 PM

just trying to help your consistently poor grammar, no need to get all huffy

1/16/2012 10:26:17 PM

Oh, yeah. That's what happens when you don't drink soda ever. Those definitely need to go.

1/16/2012 10:27:15 PM

What would be the best way for me to get from Atlantic Beach to Ocean City...if you calculate time and money? I'm thinking by driving...looks to be the most efficient way....but 6 hours in a car by myself will SUCK!!!!

1/16/2012 10:29:18 PM

he's a f*ckin idiot

1/16/2012 11:24:29 PM

too much chocolate tonight

1/16/2012 11:35:44 PM

Quote :

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wat

1/16/2012 11:55:44 PM

haha the tin man?

1/16/2012 11:57:55 PM

I can't tell if they are trying to be funny, legitimately show the range of qualifying entries, or are just a little off.

1/16/2012 11:59:58 PM

Bah

1/17/2012 12:00:23 AM

I ate a Fiber One bar for breakfast this morning and so far I have been disappointed. I was expecting to have incredibly powerful farts around 2 or 3 this afternoon, but sadly it never happened.

1/17/2012 12:26:29 AM

Fiber One helps with pooping, but it does not give you gas.

Eat the Kashi Lean Crunch cereal for maximum farts.

You can thank me later b.

[Edited on January 17, 2012 at 12:34 AM. Reason : s]

1/17/2012 12:33:42 AM

^Google disagrees
So do these guys: http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/66-Fiber-One-Bars-make-me-Fart.html

1/17/2012 12:38:33 AM

Google has obviously failed you.
As has pleasegodno.com.

1/17/2012 12:44:44 AM

OMG The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert is much better-produced than I expected~♥

1/17/2012 2:04:39 AM

I woke up this am feeling really bad, so I decided to go the gym to sweat it off. Not sure if it worked yet.....guess I'll have to see how the rest of the day goes.

1/17/2012 7:22:45 AM

I slept like utter dog shit. Now to roll out of bed and be at work in 20 minutes...thankfully I'm only 8 minutes from work

1/17/2012 7:38:42 AM

Morning

1/17/2012 7:47:06 AM

at work...so unmotivated. might just go home.

1/17/2012 7:53:46 AM

^!

1/17/2012 7:55:33 AM

hmmmm tuesday >.>

1/17/2012 7:56:10 AM