Quote :

"but for real, she really is holding my shit for ransom (and i don't even remember her stealing it from me) "

It was right after you put me in a head lock.

9/2/2008 10:58:20 PM

this better work out

9/2/2008 11:03:05 PM

I need more friends in chapel hill and BORED

9/2/2008 11:03:33 PM

naw, I put up an old photo. I Could be full of myself, but I just don't seem to give a shit. Maybe if I gave a shit I would dress nicer, get a job, get more of a life.

9/2/2008 11:04:13 PM

going to maine isnt having a life? i'd love to go to maine

9/2/2008 11:05:09 PM

bedtime
lather, rinse, repeat

9/2/2008 11:11:49 PM

i need to get tired

9/2/2008 11:13:51 PM

I'd love to lick a lemon lollipop in Lilyhammer

9/2/2008 11:21:44 PM

i can't sleep

9/2/2008 11:37:49 PM

^ Let's get pizza!

9/2/2008 11:40:41 PM

yes, lets.

9/2/2008 11:42:00 PM

fuckin a. im tired from my game. glad i didnt go out

9/2/2008 11:45:01 PM

ive got some interesting drunk pictures

9/2/2008 11:46:23 PM

many of my drunk pictures feature me naked engaged in coitus

def. not TWW material

but maybe I'll show my grandchildren one day

9/2/2008 11:47:41 PM

9/2/2008 11:57:32 PM

I need to take a shower then maybe head over to the SO's

^^that is disturbing

[Edited on September 2, 2008 at 11:58 PM. Reason : ^]

9/2/2008 11:57:43 PM

Quote :

"many of my drunk pictures feature me naked engaged in coitus def. not TWW material but maybe I'll show my grandchildren one day"

PM SENT

9/2/2008 11:58:17 PM

bedtime

9/3/2008 12:01:51 AM

Not tired.

What's next for me?

9/3/2008 12:49:16 AM

Quote :

"many of my drunk pictures feature me naked engaged in coitus def. not TWW material but maybe I'll show my grandchildren one day"

MEEEEEEEEEEEE TOOOOOO!

9/3/2008 12:50:30 AM

drinky drink

9/3/2008 12:51:06 AM

i look like that kid on ^^^^^^ photo when im on a roller coaster

9/3/2008 12:51:58 AM

my mom wont even ride those things

9/3/2008 12:53:54 AM

like honestly:

how many times do you think that Jen and pilgrimshoes bwned?

9/3/2008 12:55:02 AM

I wonder if I should try to stay up all night. Probably a bad idea since I need to be coherent tomorrow afternoon.

9/3/2008 12:55:51 AM

^^ not enough yet

9/3/2008 12:58:53 AM

deez nutz slapin son vag would be spot on righ tnow

9/3/2008 1:00:06 AM

Baby will you be my Corona and Lime,
and I will be your sandy beach

9/3/2008 1:02:07 AM

fuck it ill be up all night drinkin dem 99 calories down

9/3/2008 1:03:29 AM

im about done with my last beer

and that 5 AM conference call with india is looking mighty early

9/3/2008 1:04:20 AM

should really go take a shower

9/3/2008 1:05:03 AM

is it going to hurricane on my birthday AGAIN

i mean come on

David in '79
Fran in '96
Hanna in '08????

9/3/2008 1:05:51 AM

this is what happens when i get like 8 hours of sleep...

9/3/2008 1:06:18 AM

yes i know how to make shadow puppets

I'll make the most baller Abraham Lincoln you've ever seen

9/3/2008 1:08:58 AM

holy shit..its 1am

9/3/2008 1:09:44 AM

Abraham Lincoln
Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

go get more beer

ill edrink you under tha table

9/3/2008 1:12:40 AM

man oh man, this shit will be awesome as fuck if i get it

9/3/2008 2:20:54 AM

why is GOD not spooning with a13

9/3/2008 2:22:17 AM

she wants some young latino meat lol

9/3/2008 2:24:06 AM

cos' bernie mac is?

9/3/2008 2:27:49 AM

Ahh, I feel like fifty bucks!

Better than the two cents I felt like earlier. I should probably slam down some more water.

9/3/2008 2:28:58 AM

wait who is dead

9/3/2008 2:29:02 AM

for starters,
heath ledger's acting career.
AMiRITE

9/3/2008 2:34:34 AM

lol yes good sIr

9/3/2008 2:47:57 AM

I'm thinking about Machinae Supremacy. This music makes me want to blow shit up. And it's all videogame nerd music. I love it.

9/3/2008 3:09:22 AM

i wish i was tired

9/3/2008 3:12:07 AM

i knew it was going to happen...i just didnt think it would be so soon

9/3/2008 3:57:58 AM

so bored.

9/3/2008 6:17:27 AM

Gonna have to check with my parents to make sure the insurance covers hurricanes too.

9/3/2008 7:17:42 AM

good call.
I need to call usaa about that TODAY

9/3/2008 7:19:29 AM