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1/23/2012 1:34:12 PM

apparently State is offering sex education in a cool way

titled "the J spot"

which exposes:

Quote :

"The truth about whether men really explode if they don't have sex"

https://www.facebook.com/events/280408788685068/

Quote :

"New door prize from Adam Eve on Glenwood Ave in Raleigh! An awesome gift basket with lots of goodies"

1/23/2012 1:34:33 PM

i generally prefer to explode when i do have sex

1/23/2012 1:35:37 PM

um, what do you do when you accidentally sent a somewhat perverted text to your advisor because they texted you in the middle of your text and hit sent and had that epic slo mo moment of "NOOOOOOOOO"?

[Edited on January 23, 2012 at 2:14 PM. Reason : HALP]

1/23/2012 2:13:37 PM

sleep with them

1/23/2012 2:14:56 PM

I blame tww for keeping my mind dirty on a monday

now I want to go home early and die of shame

1/23/2012 2:16:09 PM

do not blame me because you jumped the gun and told someone I could be somewhere when I never said I was going!!!!

1/23/2012 2:24:54 PM

I hate that we made the "easy" decision. But damn if the other didn't scare the poop outta me.

1/23/2012 2:39:30 PM

^pregnant?

1/23/2012 2:40:53 PM

OH GOD NO

1/23/2012 2:41:14 PM

oh ok, good. sounded like you were venting about an abortion.lol

I guess that is not funny though

anyway, good job on not being pregnant.

1/23/2012 2:42:09 PM

i need to invest in more excedrin

1/23/2012 2:42:15 PM

i need to invest in more imodium

[Edited on January 23, 2012 at 2:44 PM. Reason : not double m]

1/23/2012 2:44:19 PM

i need to invest in more computers

1/23/2012 2:50:27 PM

I am looking forward to dinner tonight, but I'm really not looking forward to spending the money....

1/23/2012 2:51:43 PM

This moe's is full of cripples and I fit right in .

1/23/2012 3:12:10 PM

^

1/23/2012 3:56:48 PM

I am super hungry!!!

1/23/2012 3:57:28 PM

I went to Moe's for lunch, stay off my turf

They have a 5 dollar monday deal, well worth the subsequent gastrointestinal strife.

1/23/2012 4:01:48 PM

should finally have TV and legitimate Internet in 24 hours

1/23/2012 5:33:16 PM

I kind of want to try hardee's bag lunch thing. but hardee's is gross

[Edited on January 23, 2012 at 5:34 PM. Reason : Freudian slip?]

1/23/2012 5:34:18 PM

is that the thing where you get a jaybee-sized meal for $5?

1/23/2012 5:36:12 PM

haha, what is a "jaybee sized" meal? apple pie, chili dog, 1/4lbs burger, fries and a drink iirc

1/23/2012 5:37:50 PM

so bored

1/23/2012 6:04:54 PM

wish I could afford in-home hospice

1/23/2012 6:08:12 PM

why?

1/23/2012 6:13:21 PM

dweedle left me hanging. wtf is a jaybee sized meal?

1/23/2012 6:15:51 PM

apparently the apartment building folks decided to resurface the bathtub in the apartment above me...this would have been great to know yesterday when I thought i was getting sick....just the caustic chemicals...

shit my eyes, they burn.

1/23/2012 6:17:53 PM

it's a large meal

1/23/2012 6:19:15 PM

I have a spare room if you want to come chill at our place for a bit while they fix that

[Edited on January 23, 2012 at 6:19 PM. Reason : nohomo]

[Edited on January 23, 2012 at 6:19 PM. Reason : welcome to my world, caustic chemicals and shit all day son]

1/23/2012 6:19:20 PM

...fags

[Edited on January 23, 2012 at 6:20 PM. Reason : the both of you]

1/23/2012 6:19:57 PM

....wat

1/23/2012 6:33:37 PM

Holy fucking cough batman

1/23/2012 6:33:55 PM

WTF is this alias shit and whats with all the stoopid questions?

1/23/2012 6:36:31 PM

shutup alias

1/23/2012 6:38:49 PM

1/23/2012 6:45:20 PM

That's actually a great picture of me.

1/23/2012 6:46:04 PM

1/23/2012 7:00:40 PM

I made homemade pizza tonight. Very easy. The dough was only a few ingredients

1/23/2012 7:06:16 PM

Do want

1/23/2012 7:09:03 PM

DAMN thats an UGLY baybay
DAYUM thats an UGLY ass BAYBAY

1/23/2012 7:55:18 PM

guess we better start packing.

1/23/2012 8:54:47 PM

1/23/2012 9:00:10 PM

Presidential primary debate about to come on NBC I think.

1/23/2012 9:00:12 PM

"Bill Clinton was a great president."

- Newt Gingrich

1/23/2012 9:04:50 PM

Apparently someone created an MSN Messenger account using an old ass email address of mine. The weird thing is that email address was deleted ages ago so I'm not sure how they were able to get a confirmation email or anything. Very strange.

1/23/2012 9:18:30 PM

did you know that you can effectively block aaronburro from viewing a specific thread for most of the day by posting a string of expletives

use this information at your own risk

1/23/2012 9:18:46 PM

ABOUT TO STOMP SOME MOTHER FUCKING NUTS

1/23/2012 9:41:12 PM

dooooooown byyyy Rosemary and Cameron
she hands out the Bhagavad Gita

1/23/2012 9:42:28 PM

I wanna meet her so I can say 'HEY!"

1/23/2012 9:45:41 PM