kisses for confessions

[Edited on May 30, 2012 at 12:36 AM. Reason : 269 is for lovers]

5/30/2012 12:36:18 AM

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"I got drunk & made out w a really hot gay dude. Make out is probably too strong of a word. We kissed briefly, it was equivalent to sharing a drink or sandwich."

welp follows the theme of kissing.

5/30/2012 12:47:49 AM

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"Sometimes....I wear stretchy pants. It's for fun."

totally understandable. its like giving ones balls a hug.

5/30/2012 1:40:01 AM

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" The random quickie in a dressing room or surprise head in a movie theater is always a little more exciting than the traditional sex at home."

5/30/2012 6:47:38 AM

^I totally agree. The spontaneous can't wait till you get home to do it so we just do it right here is totally awesome.

5/30/2012 8:34:31 AM

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" I love my wife and it's nice to know that after being married 8 years she's still down for trying new and exciting things in the bedroom and outside of it."

5/30/2012 9:19:27 AM

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"totally understandable. its like giving ones balls a hug."

hahaha that just made my morning

5/30/2012 9:29:14 AM

please excuse the spelling and/or grammar mistakes....looks like this person had a little fun back in the day

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"Back during my younger days I saw a girl that a lot of fun. Her favorite thing to do was sneak into an apartment complex and have sex in the pool, hot tub or weight room. As a matter of fact she liked to sneak into places in general and fuck. Because of that I still worry to this day grainy security cam footage of us fucking is going to pop up on the web. I have know idea how many places we hit that summer, but one night we hit four of them. How we made it through that summer without going to jail I will never know."

5/30/2012 9:45:11 AM

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"Have had 10 dates with a guy. 3 were overnight dates at his place. Last couple included me sleeping in only a lacy thong. And he will not make a move past 2nd base (heavy petting/kissing). And he's in his 30s. Why hasn't he made a move? Not that into me?"

5/30/2012 10:13:17 AM

Maybe he's a gentleman and not looking for a cheap fling.

5/30/2012 10:21:10 AM

You should make the move and see where it leads. He might just like to take things slower than most, or maybe he sees you as serious and doesn't want to mess things up. If he backs off from you trying to take things further, just ask.

5/30/2012 10:25:01 AM

^

5/30/2012 10:47:21 AM

After 10 dates, its okay to put your hand down the guy's pants and grab his dick. Who knows what his problem is...maybe he dated a prude or a virgin before your. Or maybe his last encounter was with a girl who cried rape.

Either way...if you want the dick, take it. If he has issues, this is the way to figure it out. You're only going to make it awkward by bringing it up. Better to bring it up with actions than words.

5/30/2012 10:49:59 AM

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""Have had 10 dates with a guy. 3 were overnight dates at his place. Last couple included me sleeping in only a lacy thong. And he will not make a move past 2nd base (heavy petting/kissing). And he's in his 30s. Why hasn't he made a move? Not that into me?""

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

5/30/2012 10:52:34 AM

Maybe he's being respectful and waiting for you to make a move. So make a move to take things further and if he doesn't reciprocate, you need to have a conversation. He could be a 30 year old born again virgin who is waiting for marriage.

5/30/2012 10:56:10 AM

or he has herpes and is hoping that by the time you discover that you'll be so emotionally tied to him you'll be willing to stay

5/30/2012 10:57:22 AM

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"or he has herpes and is hoping that by the time you discover that you'll be so emotionally tied to him you'll be willing to stay"

Nothing says "committed to a relationship" like sharing herpes. That's how most of my long-term relationships begin.

5/30/2012 10:59:05 AM

ding ding ding

My roomie in college totally had a guy pull that.

5/30/2012 11:00:29 AM

"But why should this change the way you feel about me?!? I thought we had something special, but you're going to let this get in the way? Hold on, let me show you some medical studies...."

5/30/2012 11:02:06 AM

One of my friends had a girl pull it too.

But I actually know someone whose husband has it, and she doesn't (... yet).

5/30/2012 11:02:33 AM

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"But I actually know someone whose husband has it, and she doesn't (... yet)."

Do they have sex in these:

5/30/2012 11:11:29 AM

haha, I always wondered if it would be a good business venture to start an online dating site specifically targeting people with herpes, HIV and other friends for life.

I'd have a whole ad campaign with kayaks and canoes and shit too.

5/30/2012 11:14:06 AM

Someone just PMed me with the confession that they killed a man...

5/30/2012 11:17:27 AM

you're supposed to post it with the quote box around it...

5/30/2012 11:17:58 AM

^^^ I am pretty sure that exists.

^^^^ I have no idea.

5/30/2012 11:18:44 AM

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"haha, I always wondered if it would be a good business venture to start an online dating site specifically targeting people with herpes, HIV and other friends for life. "

There are a bunch of them...
PositiveSingles.com
HerpesPassions.com
STDfriends.com
Herpes-date.com

...just to name a few.

5/30/2012 12:12:32 PM

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"Someone just PMed me with the confession that they killed a man..."

5/30/2012 2:01:05 PM

Fuck yeah...first confession:

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"I have a cousin (step moms nephew) that lives in the same city as me & many other family members on the step moms side. This cousin is a little older than me, married with a kid. I saw him at a family gathering & he was telling me about all these fun events in our city. He works for a major company in the city & can get free tickets to things. He told me to text him if I ever wanted to go to something. A few weeks ago I texted about an event & he got me & my date in. He was telling us about this big music festival & said he could hook us up. The music festival is this weekend so I text to confirm tickets & he starts getting weird on me....saying shit like he is "the mailman" and other things suggesting he is "the other man" -- then he starts asking me to send him a picture of my sexy smile. THEN he says a nice girl on the side is nice too. I wrote back "dude you're married, don't make me call your wife" Totally creeped out right now! It should be noted that I have known this cousin for like 15+ years and we see each other at family events only "

Addition to the confession:

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"His response to my text about his wife "what wife I have a warden that controls the ball around my ankles""

[Edited on May 30, 2012 at 3:12 PM. Reason : .]

5/30/2012 3:09:55 PM

weird confession. I read most that thinking it was from a guy but I'm guessing it's a girl??

5/30/2012 3:15:36 PM

Somewhat related...my mother's father's brother's son's stepdaughter is hot and available. Can I pursue that, or is it just too weird, even if there's no blood relation?

5/30/2012 3:17:37 PM

I think cousin's of no blood relation are fair game. You just can't date...but sex is okay.

^^Tis a girl (wait...is that breaking the rules of the thread??)

[Edited on May 30, 2012 at 3:20 PM. Reason : .]

5/30/2012 3:19:43 PM

I am so gonna bone this girl

Fellow Charleston Law alum, maybe we'll be wiener cousins

5/30/2012 3:22:54 PM

that is your Uncle's step daughter. definite fair game.

5/30/2012 3:25:05 PM

If you've banged any 7+ girl from Wilmington and below, then we're probably already weiner cousins.

HUZZAH!!

[Edited on May 30, 2012 at 3:25 PM. Reason : .]

5/30/2012 3:25:17 PM

Two law degrees and now she's a waitress



Should make for easy courtin'

5/30/2012 3:27:31 PM

Good chance I know this dumb bitch.

Oh...and when the confessor asked if I thought her cousin was joking, I replied with this:

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"Probably not. It seems to have gone past the joking stage to where he's feeling out whether or not you would actually go along with this. He's also using the, "my woman is making my life miserable" tactic to where you might feel sorry enough for him to either (a) actually hook up with him or (b) not tell on him if/when you turn him down. "

5/30/2012 3:28:35 PM

cousin has totally fucked around on his wife before

he knows how this works...you're next

5/30/2012 3:34:55 PM

PREPARE THY ANUS

5/30/2012 3:36:17 PM

lololololol ^

5/30/2012 3:50:57 PM

the ultimate solution for jbrick's confessor is to just call wifey of dude, inform, then provide the text messages.


then sit back, slide on shades and... let them deal with it....

5/30/2012 4:19:49 PM

now taking confessions! I know zero t-dubbers in real life...your secret is safe with me

5/30/2012 4:32:12 PM

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"I’m in my late 20’s and I’ve never learned how to talk to girls. The extent of my relations with them was a few sloppy blowjobs from a fat mullato chick in 7th grade. Since then, I’ve barely kissed a woman, much less banged one. I had become somewhat of a recluse in recent years, avoiding the dating scene entirely, simply because I had no idea how to go about it. In the last sixth months or so, I’ve began to get more comfortable conversing with them, but I’m still clueless as to how to take it to the next level. I’m decent looking enough, so I feel like I should be having more success, but I’m stumped as to how to actually ask someone out. I really don’t want to be a virgin at 30, so any advice would be greatly appreciated. "

5/30/2012 5:21:29 PM

nice confession Slavelle

5/30/2012 5:25:57 PM

alcohol helps

5/30/2012 5:26:31 PM

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"nice confession Slavelle"

+1, that's what I thought.

5/30/2012 6:17:20 PM

I'm sorry but I laughed

mostly b/c of the slave famous comments after but still

5/30/2012 8:08:06 PM

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"those girls posting in the Engagement Rings thread...you know the ones. the girls who don't have a prayer of actually landing a guy, let alone getting a ring that they didn't fake their way into? yeah, those girls make me feel better about myself. every. single. fucking. day."

ooo, catfight..meow

5/30/2012 10:19:09 PM

damn that was harsh

5/30/2012 10:27:02 PM

I am probably one of those girls whatever I will by my own damn ring and it will be AWESOME

also a confession

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"I got a DUI the other weekend. I haven't been able to sleep very well ever since. It's the only thing on my record; no speeding tickets, not even a parking ticket. This is the most scared and freaked out I've ever been. I'm genuinely afraid that I've badly screwed up the rest of my life, and I feel so hopeless right now."

5/30/2012 10:31:29 PM

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"I am probably one of those girls whatever I will by my own damn ring and it will be AWESOME "

personally I think the pm is pretty fucking bitchy and obnoxious, acting as tho it is a superiority thing.

5/30/2012 10:34:39 PM