New girl at work has a lot of booty meat.

1/28/2012 7:58:51 AM

I hate weekend classes...

1/28/2012 8:21:29 AM

good to know....good to know...



:shrug:

1/28/2012 9:30:44 AM

puked my brains out last night, but i feel awesome this morning!

1/28/2012 9:32:01 AM

and my motivation lasted all of about an hour

1/28/2012 9:57:37 AM

what the fuck
are we gonna do

1/28/2012 11:02:29 AM

Just got done running 3.75 miles. It's so nice out!

1/28/2012 11:03:42 AM

time to down some water and see if i can get into a mindset of healthier foods

1/28/2012 11:06:59 AM

I had old fashioned oats with 1/2 scoop of protein powder and blueberries. Yum nom nom

1/28/2012 11:18:05 AM

i hope i'll be over this cold enough to go to the bday party in my honor tonight

1/28/2012 11:19:05 AM

the downside to january bdays are "i've got the flu" bdays

1/28/2012 11:44:03 AM

uggghhhhhh

more cleaning and organizing

1/28/2012 11:52:40 AM

the receiver at work doesn't have a radio antenna, so i rigged up a coat hanger antenna to listen to the game on thursday

i tweeted a pic of it and wrote, "coat hanger saves the day"

my girlfriend and three others replied expecting a picture of a fetus

i love my friends

1/28/2012 12:21:01 PM

Diva you can come do my place next! I need to do a major purge.

1/28/2012 12:27:21 PM

^^hahahahahaha

[Edited on January 28, 2012 at 12:27 PM. Reason : ^^]

1/28/2012 12:27:23 PM

^^^I've had to do that before. Works great!

1/28/2012 12:28:44 PM

if DivaBaby19 came to my place to help clean/purge..... she'd probably throw out most of what i own. and question why i have an expensive rock climbing harness but not a decent pair of shoes.

1/28/2012 1:33:30 PM

I wouldn't question your hobby equipment

you'd be surprised...I need that kind of help to purge my apartment. I'm so bad about getting rid of stuff, but I'm getting better.


ALSO....

FUCK MY DOG...somehow she got to a container of ground cloves and poured it all over my bed. Her mouth is all burgandy from eating it and her breath smells like Christmas.

bitch

1/28/2012 1:40:50 PM

i'm getting better about not keeping random crap around, but there are very few things that i keep thinking i may need it one day. 5 years later....might be time to toss it.

sorry bout the pup..... at least the smell is pleasant!?

1/28/2012 1:46:38 PM

Better christmas breath than shit breath!


In other news, this is going to be a potentially drama filled weekend

1/28/2012 2:12:46 PM

"and if i say to you tomorrow.. take my hand, child, come with me..."

1/28/2012 2:13:30 PM

^^why?

1/28/2012 2:16:57 PM

:-/

1/28/2012 2:25:45 PM

please no...not the hiccups AGAIN...

1/28/2012 2:27:22 PM

i'm bored.

1/28/2012 3:05:59 PM

i'm bored.

1/28/2012 3:11:00 PM

i'm trying to play words with friends but nobody is responding quickly enough.

1/28/2012 3:20:07 PM

It appears my family has forgotten i was coming over this afternoon. So... im just sitting alone in their house with the dog

I feel loved. Except not really

1/28/2012 3:21:14 PM

^ you should play words with friends with me! and read the hunger games

1/28/2012 3:23:10 PM

I hate scrabble but fiiine i'll download it


For you

1/28/2012 3:24:31 PM

Yea i suck at this

1/28/2012 3:36:53 PM

i must resist talking to her i must resist talking to her i must resist talking to her i must resist talking to her i must resist talking to her i must resist talking to her i must resist talking to her i must resist talking to her i must resist talking to her i must resist talking to her i must resist talking to her i must resist talking to her i must resist talking to her i must resist talking to her i must resist talking to her i must resist talking to her i must resist talking to her i must resist talking to her i must resist talking to her

1/28/2012 3:37:45 PM

Ugh I forgot I am babysitting way earlier than normal

I have no clue what clothes to pack to wear out....I'm not in that mindset at 3pm. FML

1/28/2012 3:38:55 PM

I was going to make cookies for tonight, but I kind of don't feel like it. But I don't want to show up at a party empty-handed.

1/28/2012 3:57:07 PM

like 10 different people have started a words with friends game with me using the word "hoe"

wth

1/28/2012 4:38:46 PM

Your friends don't have very good vocabularies.

1/28/2012 4:41:51 PM

Stay or go?
Buy or rent?

uggggggggggggggggggg


fuck it, im heading east!

1/28/2012 6:14:59 PM

hungry. stupid thoughts.

[Edited on January 28, 2012 at 6:36 PM. Reason : -]

1/28/2012 6:23:11 PM

Hey look, I found thank you cards.

I never did send them out a few years ago

1/28/2012 6:49:43 PM

I downloaded words with friends, so I can practice with kate. I suck at it too.

1/28/2012 6:52:28 PM

Man, I'm getting tired

1/28/2012 6:54:59 PM

hmmm i'm thinking hibachi shrimp and chicken for dinner

1/28/2012 6:55:23 PM

1/28/2012 7:15:43 PM

i would much rather go to bed early again then go out.... god whatever i have is kicking my ass

1/28/2012 7:15:45 PM

kate is mad at me because of this little guy

1/28/2012 7:19:31 PM

Why is that upsetting you, Kate?

1/28/2012 7:24:38 PM

my jerboa bit her toe

1/28/2012 7:39:03 PM

*lol*

I just took the dog out for a walk and was sitting here rubbing her and found something dark wet and slimey in her hair. I screamed like a little girl, only to realize that she'd managed to pick up a slug.

1/28/2012 7:40:22 PM

slugssss are gross

1/28/2012 7:56:41 PM

I don't mind slugs at all. . .when I know that it is a slug.

1/28/2012 7:57:53 PM