1/28/2012 7:58:21 PM

Mike Huckabee needs to lose some weight

1/28/2012 8:36:28 PM

the jokes in Scary Movie 2 don't stand the test of time

1/28/2012 8:40:58 PM

sarah palin live on fox right now

1/28/2012 9:31:47 PM

Fuck you conscience

1/28/2012 9:45:20 PM

Man, my shoulder hasn't hurt this bad in a long time. Guess I need to wear the sling more. Time for a percocet and sleep.

1/28/2012 10:00:32 PM

1/28/2012 10:23:52 PM

poor bmel

1/28/2012 10:24:41 PM

Antibiotics, w00t!

1/28/2012 11:41:49 PM

Rashad beat that ass!!!

1/29/2012 12:19:16 AM

dropped my man off at the boat and now its time to go back to sleep

1/29/2012 5:05:34 AM

fuck work.

1/29/2012 7:20:58 AM

i really wish whatever this is i feel coming on would wait a few months. i can't afford to be sick until april. ughhhhh

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1/29/2012 11:01:34 AM

fluids and sleep!

1/29/2012 11:03:48 AM

and EmergenC!

1/29/2012 11:05:11 AM

Quote :

"the jokes in Scary Movie 2 don't stand the test of time"

that movie was a comedy? lol

1/29/2012 11:12:39 AM

Dumbass uses a word incorrectly and i call him out on out

He doesn't get what he just got called out on

1/29/2012 11:16:14 AM

i guess i forget to take care of myself when i'm taking care of everyone else

1/29/2012 11:16:28 AM

Need some chicken soup?

1/29/2012 11:34:35 AM

1/29/2012 11:35:34 AM

^^^ If you need anything, delivery can be arranged

1/29/2012 12:53:08 PM

i'm not in town right now, but thanks for the offers. what i really need delivered is a dose of sanity. is there a recipe for that?

1/29/2012 1:03:39 PM

Lets play the how many beers are left in this keg game

1/29/2012 1:11:19 PM

People having arguments in public while using a Bluetooth device are hilarious

1/29/2012 2:20:35 PM

I have found that 1/2 cup of 0% Greek yogurt with 1 teaspoon of almond butter mixed together is really good. I also crumbled an all natural pumpkin oatmeal cookie I made into it. Yum nom nom

1/29/2012 2:41:16 PM

wow i just sat here for hours fucking around online being completely uproductive

it is almost 3pm wtf?

1/29/2012 2:43:30 PM

cool story

1/29/2012 2:44:09 PM

I give up.

1/29/2012 2:44:34 PM

Need to go for a walk. Been too lazy lately.

1/29/2012 2:56:41 PM

will sunshine kill my blues or will walking cause me to continue to think too much?

1/29/2012 3:20:08 PM

well that was a fun weekend.

now I am ronnery again.

1/29/2012 6:04:00 PM

seepy

1/29/2012 6:15:08 PM

^




removing caulk from an old bathroom is proving to be a huge pain in the ass

1/29/2012 6:30:22 PM

hey boo!

1/29/2012 6:44:53 PM

hangovers after quitting smoking are not as bad


I guess there was some truth to the "smoking hangover" stuff

1/29/2012 6:45:53 PM

i wish you guys would become smokers again

1/29/2012 6:47:37 PM

the drag I had off of whoever's cigarette last night tasted awful- I'm surprised it only took a month


thanks again for the ride, btw!

1/29/2012 6:49:46 PM

^ You smoked some random person's cigarette? I bet it tasted like herpes.

1/29/2012 6:51:19 PM

What does herpes taste like?

1/29/2012 6:52:29 PM

Ask Biofreak...

1/29/2012 6:53:13 PM

camel crushes

1/29/2012 6:53:15 PM

I knew i should have used a mouth condom...



(ps- it was one of our friends, I just don't remember who because it was late in the night after many adult beverages)

1/29/2012 6:57:59 PM

cigarettes taste like happiness

1/29/2012 6:59:00 PM

I hate smoking. I need to quit.. I keep trying, but I also want to lose 40 lbs and these things do not go well together. I should take up a new habit. What do people do?

1/29/2012 7:01:17 PM

wow this band is terrible.

1/29/2012 7:10:40 PM

What band?

And you need to come check out my new place soon even though there is still much work to be done.

1/29/2012 7:12:18 PM

i feel pukey all of a sudden

1/29/2012 7:12:43 PM

WOW

epic collapse at Torrey Pines

1/29/2012 7:12:43 PM

^^^word, I'll hit you up next weekend. (oh and the band is called Hot Chelle Rae I believe)

1/29/2012 7:35:39 PM

17 hours at work..
I am sofa king tired.

1/29/2012 8:09:06 PM