I'm becoming prejudiced against a certain demographic, I've realized. This makes me both sad, and angry.

Last week, I was driving, and saw someone make a wide right turn when they shouldn't have turned at all - across two lanes of traffic, which wasn't light. It was an old, beatup van, with the flag of a southern neighbor of ours, and I was thinking "Man, if this fuckstick hits me, I'm fucked" (I carry a step above liability only). I forget where I was, but I wanna say out by Crabtree.

Then today, on my way into campus, I saw this REALLY bright neon green truck dart across Western, having come out of Bilyeu, WAY too fast (I thought) for them to stop in that little area to wait to turn onto Western, headed toward AF. They did, but I wondered what the odds were they were insured at all.

[Edited on December 7, 2007 at 12:18 PM. Reason : ldkj]

12/7/2007 12:18:03 PM

I just took the time the figure out how many of my penises it would take for them to equal me in height

[Edited on December 7, 2007 at 11:52 PM. Reason : Don't even act like you're not doing the math in your head right now. ]

12/7/2007 11:35:11 PM

that took me about four seconds to figure out.

12/8/2007 12:02:55 AM

I'm attempting to fuck all of my female enemies out of spite

12/8/2007 12:16:39 AM

didn't ted bundy do that too?

12/8/2007 1:01:24 AM

I have used staples to repair clothes before

12/8/2007 1:59:54 AM

I've used a paperclip to hold my bra together before. Bad clasp design failed at the start of a very crazy day. Fortunately, I was at Textiles, and not at main campus. I imagine walking into an office with 'got a paperclip? my bra has failed' would go over a little less smoothly

12/8/2007 3:24:50 AM

I would like to see the bra in question.

12/8/2007 3:26:50 AM

Quote :

"I'm attempting to fuck all of my female enemies out of spite"

heres the key

go out like normal, not trying to do shit

and when she appears... completely switch gears and go from "guy that didn't get his dick wet with this chick", to "guy thats gonna rail that ass tonight"

12/8/2007 6:55:49 AM

i purchased premmie just so i could post large images of myself

12/8/2007 10:17:06 AM

Sometimes I like being partially deaf just because it gives me an excuse to interrupt people and talk over them. Everyone's like "Aw, she can't help it." Sometimes I can help it, but I'd rather that they just shut up and listen to me.

12/8/2007 10:48:08 AM

Quote :

"so i let you go and i watch you leave and i hold my breath so you don't hear me scream when you walk away but the words are only in my head it's not what i felt it's what i didn't say"

i feel bad for the way a couple of people are hurting as direct or indirect results of my decisions, but not enough to change those decisions.

12/8/2007 12:14:33 PM

i really, really like "gimme more" by Britney Spears

i listen to it when my friends aren't around

but don't worry, i still love pussy

12/8/2007 1:40:22 PM

gimme more is good, but piece of me is much better IMO

12/8/2007 1:45:02 PM

i'm a Slave Famous for youuuuuuuuuu

12/8/2007 1:46:35 PM

im glad that it happened. now do ya feel guilty?? HA

(cept i just made myself feel guilty )

12/8/2007 2:47:57 PM

i scammed the bartender for more drink tickets at the company holiday party last night

12/8/2007 2:53:48 PM

honestly imo like i've been on a negative path in life as of late

12/10/2007 2:24:09 AM

my life is moving in a strange direction

12/10/2007 2:25:43 AM

Quote :

"i really, really like "gimme more" by Britney Spears i listen to it when my friends aren't around"

just listened to it for the first time b/c i've heard a few people say this. this song is not good at all. and i like my fair share of shitty, catchy music.

[Edited on December 10, 2007 at 2:29 AM. Reason : toxic, on the other hand, is still the tits.]

12/10/2007 2:28:13 AM

putting a puzzle together is so much better with someone else

12/10/2007 2:43:58 AM

I like Frosty the Snowman.

12/10/2007 2:54:28 AM

i think of situations and sometimes act them out in my head. Like the guy from scrubs

12/10/2007 2:58:55 AM

it made me laugh to see someone I absolutely despise run out of a building crying tonight because of me being there

12/10/2007 3:27:27 AM

haha damn

12/10/2007 3:29:17 AM

i have [user]tennisguy[/user]s usb cord for a cell phone but i keep forgetting to bring it back to him

[Edited on December 11, 2007 at 10:54 PM. Reason : .]

12/11/2007 10:54:14 PM

I didn't study today. At all. fuck.

12/11/2007 10:55:38 PM

^me either

12/11/2007 11:31:11 PM

^signed



[Edited on December 11, 2007 at 11:36 PM. Reason : ^me neither ]

12/11/2007 11:35:37 PM

I suck at life.

12/11/2007 11:36:08 PM

^ me TOO

12/11/2007 11:40:20 PM

No really, I mean I spend a couple thousand dollars on myself over the summer and really do a good fucking job at changing my lifestyle. Then fall sets in and I stop seeing results as quickly and bounce right back to fat mode. I hate it and it makes me feel disgusting. why can't I beat this stupid fucking demon?

It's just weakness but it's so goddamn convincing!!!

12/11/2007 11:43:39 PM

Quote :

"i have a blog on my facebook that gives a description of every male ive ever had a sexual encounter with. (though its not a long list)"

why would you post something like that on facebook? (or myspace, etc... for that matter)

12/12/2007 12:11:46 AM

[no]

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 12:19 AM. Reason : fd]

12/12/2007 12:15:23 AM

maybe I should just settle and quit being so walled up and picky


oh well



happiness is more important

12/12/2007 2:39:08 AM

^ At the wedding when the minister asks you if "you take this woman", be sure to just say "I settle". She will surely appreciate that you have given up the chase and are ready to make babies with her.

12/12/2007 2:45:30 AM

isn't that the point of marriage


"I give up"

12/12/2007 2:46:08 AM

Well for sane people yes. Then there are those religious nuts who only get hitched for the sex and soon realize they made a huge mistake.

12/12/2007 2:48:39 AM

hah they don't even have to be religious

I know plenty of idiots that got married just because it seemed like a good idea

12/12/2007 2:49:55 AM

I like girls I see in the library...I just don't have the ball to talk to them

12/12/2007 2:50:52 AM

Go around to each one w/ a condom and give em the wink. Surely if statistics hasn't failed me, one has to say yes.

12/12/2007 3:07:36 AM

The library never really struck me as a good place to meet girls. Most people go in there to get some work done and probably don't want to be bothered. If you see a hot girl in there playing Guitar Hero or something though, that'd probably be a good one to go after.

12/12/2007 3:13:48 AM

How would that even be possible?

12/12/2007 3:17:32 AM

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12/12/2007 3:24:48 AM

Quote :

"I spend a couple thousand dollars on myself over the summer and really do a good fucking job at changing my lifestyle. Then fall sets in and I stop seeing results as quickly and bounce right back to fat mode."

Spent thousands on what? Doesn't sound like much of a lifestyle change if you fall back into old habits.

12/12/2007 12:32:27 PM

she just needs some peen

12/12/2007 12:33:32 PM

she just needs some peen

12/12/2007 1:03:42 PM

mmmm peen

12/12/2007 1:19:01 PM

I still don't know what that MEANS!!!

12/12/2007 1:20:12 PM

I don't quite know what kind of lifestyle requires thousands of dollars upfront.

Join scientology?

12/12/2007 1:20:56 PM