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2/3/2012 9:15:08 AM

i feel like such a waste of space.

'cept for the part of me the cat is laying on. clearly that space is not wasted.

2/3/2012 9:42:54 AM

^lol that made me chuckle

I'm sure you're not a waste of space though

2/3/2012 9:46:50 AM

I MIGHT have made the buffalo dip a little too spicy I love it, but there are people here that dont like the spice as much as I do.


Although, adding blue cheese chunks was a great idea!!!

2/3/2012 10:16:43 AM

"too spicy" does not compute

2/3/2012 10:17:56 AM

so this girl from highschool adds me on FB...haven't talked to her in like 15 years, and even back then we weren't friends...just had some similar friends.

i accept, and her first post that shows up on my wall is:

Quote :

"Hey everybody. As you all know, I like to keep my FB private except to those I am friends with. So if you all would do the following, I'd appreciate it. With the new FB TIMELINE on its way this week for EVERYONE. . . please do both of us a favor: Hover over my name above. In a few seconds you'll see a box that says "Subscribed". Hover over that, then go to "Comments and Likes" and unclick it. That will stop all our posts showing up on the side bar for strangers to see. But most important, it limits hackers from invading our profiles. If you repost this I will do the same for you. You'll know I've acknowledged you, because if you tell me that you've done it, I'll "like" it."

2/3/2012 10:25:16 AM

Wondering if shaking up a coke bottle and opening it into a vagina after sex is a valid form of contraception.

[Edited on February 3, 2012 at 11:09 AM. Reason : .]

2/3/2012 11:09:41 AM

2/3/2012 11:11:44 AM

Quote :

"Also.....I finally read The Hunger Games and OMG I don't think I will be able to wait for the complete set to get here to start the 2nd book "

We told you! Borrow the 2nd from Kelly (and the third). Now you see how I devoured them in less than a week.

2/3/2012 12:56:47 PM

What kind of POS major retail chain doesn't have a "find this item in a store" option on its website?

2/3/2012 1:15:33 PM

wal-mart^

[Edited on February 3, 2012 at 1:30 PM. Reason : true story]

2/3/2012 1:19:37 PM

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2/3/2012 1:50:03 PM

How did my life ever get this bad..

2/3/2012 2:03:44 PM

it is the circle of life

your life goes to shit because you spend too much time on tww

or your life goes to shit, and then you come to the tww

welcome, I hope it gets better.



[Edited on February 3, 2012 at 2:12 PM. Reason : ^^holy hell, that is one epic self-inflicted-pussy-beatdown]

2/3/2012 2:10:48 PM

Ugh, so ready for work to be over with. I hate crying in public.

2/3/2012 3:05:38 PM

don't cry, it will be ok.

2/3/2012 3:06:11 PM

you shouldn't play with slingshots

2/3/2012 3:06:30 PM

^ just....owwwwwww

2/3/2012 3:09:19 PM

seems like someone got some stitches outta that

2/3/2012 3:10:38 PM

More like a fractured fucking face and some extensive cosmetic surgery. Shit looked brutal!

2/3/2012 3:11:48 PM

I can't stop watching

damn

2/3/2012 3:12:11 PM

that was from the amazing race. it busted her face up pretty bad. broken nose and the like, but that was about it from what i recall.

2/3/2012 3:13:40 PM

i feel like i can't type as fast as i use to

2/3/2012 3:52:25 PM

^that is why your life turned to shit?



I got 99 problems but typing ain't one

2/3/2012 3:54:23 PM

idle hands are the devils playgrounds lol

2/3/2012 3:57:21 PM

lol

2/3/2012 3:57:40 PM

... because they aren't practicing their typing skills?

2/3/2012 3:58:08 PM

thats as clever as i can get i am sorry.

2/3/2012 3:59:02 PM

geebus you make me

2/3/2012 3:59:32 PM

i'll figure something out. i always do.

2/3/2012 4:01:14 PM

I kind of want to post something that is making fun of someone I don't know. But I don't like being like that.

2/3/2012 4:04:16 PM

is insultmaster pikey?

2/3/2012 4:06:07 PM

^haha, I am not sure that has ever been posted on tww ever given that most of these people harping on others don't know eachother.

+1 for Skwinkle

2/3/2012 4:07:14 PM

^^I am curious about that too

2/3/2012 4:07:44 PM

i am me. my roommate is on tww and got me on tww- i lurked for ages before though

[Edited on February 3, 2012 at 4:11 PM. Reason : -]

2/3/2012 4:08:38 PM

my left foot has a big toe.

i can post cryptically irrelevant things too.

2/3/2012 4:09:59 PM

^are you going to tww tunnel painting?

2/3/2012 4:15:31 PM

the only tunnels i paint are your mothers and sisters.

i'm going under the assumption that this joke would fall on deaf ears if i had said girlfriend's.

2/3/2012 4:18:12 PM

lol the last time i painted a tunnel was a 35 year old milf

2/3/2012 4:19:12 PM

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2/3/2012 4:28:13 PM

Hey pussyshoes

entertain me

I have checked out at work and have an hour left to go

2/3/2012 4:30:52 PM

I might go insane. Someone near me has been playing bass pretty much nonstop for like ... two months. I know at least a few times it was my immediate neighbor, but now it's not, and I don't know where it is coming from. But it is making me nuts. At least I had a quiet year when we first moved here I guess.

2/3/2012 8:39:36 PM

2/3/2012 8:45:03 PM

there is a magnificent set of titties on ABC right now

2/3/2012 8:46:55 PM

bassman803

or

bassjunkie

2/3/2012 8:48:18 PM

^^^^drive around and find the house, then go up and talk to them or call the cops with a noise complaint

2/3/2012 8:53:44 PM

Mmm. Tasty Beverage

2/3/2012 9:12:11 PM

What I don't really get is I can hear it really well indoors, but not too much when I go outside. And it's not either of my neighbors, because they are both away from home. So I am kind of at a loss.

2/3/2012 9:21:41 PM