i think i'm going to weigh myself

[Edited on February 7, 2012 at 3:29 PM. Reason : page 2708 ]

2/7/2012 3:29:34 PM

STOKED

2/7/2012 3:42:17 PM

ugh I hope all goes well with meeting this potential roommate after work... I really need this to work out

2/7/2012 4:29:24 PM

oh my godddddd this afternoon is going so slowly and I can't seem to focus

2/7/2012 4:33:17 PM

had a dream about a girl I haven't seen since high school last night....

...today...new facebook friends request...

...this a sign?

In the military now?

Yes pls

...how do I start off talking to someone I haven't seen in 8 years?

Help me tdub.

2/7/2012 4:42:36 PM

You requested she be your friend, didn't you

2/7/2012 4:45:37 PM

Nope, that's probably the best part.

2/7/2012 4:48:40 PM

just be all 'oh hay gurl how u doin '

sure to work

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Pretty sure I'm gonna be here at work till at least 9pm. Fuck

2/7/2012 5:12:55 PM

^Pwny...

2/7/2012 5:14:58 PM

being stuck at work late does have some perks

2/7/2012 5:22:36 PM

BMEL GETS TO CONTROL THE REMOTE

at least until 9 tonight

2/7/2012 5:28:09 PM

2/7/2012 5:36:53 PM

Lol

2/7/2012 5:43:43 PM

Had my review today

Got a raise

..........

I won't even notice it in my paycheck

2/7/2012 5:46:31 PM

more like

bmel and Skwinkle need to weigh in on my very real predicament.

2/7/2012 5:47:05 PM

^ just ask her how shes been, acknowledge that it's been awhile since you've spoke, and tell her about the sex dream.

Just keep it casual.

2/7/2012 5:50:18 PM

you had me until the strikethrough

2/7/2012 5:53:27 PM

haha, it appears she also likes Mustangs and protecting the country. Good news is she is probably bored in Bahrain, so just keep it entertaining.

2/7/2012 5:55:17 PM

wat...

2/7/2012 5:56:21 PM

hahaha

2/7/2012 5:58:29 PM

IF Facebook stalking is done by a third party does it still count as stalking?

continue the fine work bmel

2/7/2012 6:03:10 PM

well first I had to make sure she wasn't a waste of time, but shes cute. Secondly, I wanted to make sure she was an idiot, but she gets a second pass. Now to figure out how to talk to her without freaking her out. Honestly, it should be pretty easy.

She states:

Quote :

"things that make me laugh are usually extremely inappropriate and have a sexual innuendo"

Not that I would start off with a dirty joke, but making her laugh is key and she already gave you a tip on how to do it.

Furthermore:

Quote :

"I've been hurt beyond belief when it comes to love but I still believe in that one true heart that's somewhere out there just waiting for me."

Shes been wounded, which could be a negative, but she hasn't given up hope. Luckily, you're a nice guy and don't intentionally try to fuck people over. Use the nice guy act here because she sounds like she is fed up with the assholes.

Finally, she's a Photojournalist which sounds pretty fucking interesting to even me. Since its a recent add, it won't be sketchy to ask her about things on her Facebook. If you wait too long though it might get a little weird. Strike while the iron is hot.

2/7/2012 6:13:59 PM

stalker bmel

2/7/2012 6:16:22 PM

public information.

/stalkstalkstalk

2/7/2012 6:18:01 PM

whats wrong with "Hey, been a while. How've you been?"

2/7/2012 6:18:16 PM

^Nothing, but if it can be fleshed out a little it never hurt anyone.

[Edited on February 7, 2012 at 6:24 PM. Reason : and, here, we, go]

2/7/2012 6:19:40 PM

Quote :

"I wanted to make sure she was an idiot"

Nothing but the best for The5thsoth!

2/7/2012 6:53:51 PM

2/7/2012 6:56:22 PM

Its easier to get idiots to put out. DUH!

2/7/2012 7:00:25 PM

2/7/2012 7:02:00 PM

god i wish i could have 5 minutes with dana perino

2/7/2012 7:54:23 PM

only 5?

2/7/2012 8:20:17 PM

yep, still here

2/7/2012 9:01:03 PM

9th Circuit struck down prop 8 today

Thus resulting in this popping up in my facebook feed:

2/7/2012 9:04:11 PM

^it blows my mind that that crap is going on in California

(the law against gay marriage)

2/7/2012 9:05:16 PM

2/7/2012 9:05:55 PM

fracking pissed

2/7/2012 9:12:23 PM

Dang girl why all the drama?

2/7/2012 9:14:20 PM

sara underwood kind of has the paris hilton eye going on

2/7/2012 9:36:07 PM

I didn'tknow Sara Underwood was cock-eyed.

2/7/2012 9:39:48 PM

message returned in record time.

what have I been doing for the past 6 years?

2/7/2012 9:41:05 PM

alright, I guess nearly 13 hours is enough time

time to leave work

2/7/2012 9:49:05 PM

yay!

2/7/2012 9:50:59 PM

^I'm going to assume that you are referring to me, and not him.

2/7/2012 10:12:52 PM

well I'm glad he is home and I'm glad you got a response. Happy all around

2/7/2012 10:14:15 PM

hay bmel

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

2/7/2012 10:14:55 PM

haaaay

2/7/2012 10:20:32 PM

WTF Santorum possibly winning three states.

[Edited on February 7, 2012 at 11:41 PM. Reason : I guess those states don't REALLY matter.]

2/7/2012 11:23:44 PM

lol my roommates are out of tp

2/7/2012 11:30:29 PM

:/

2/7/2012 11:39:59 PM