more like the umpire diaries

2/23/2012 11:32:08 PM

clumpire gyrories?

2/23/2012 11:36:36 PM

free playbook ships tomorrow

2/24/2012 2:08:36 AM

This common denominator's just feeling low now

2/24/2012 2:13:33 AM

I am about to unfriend someone based on their compulsion to post pictures of their horribly ugly baby everyday.

does this make me a bad person?

2/24/2012 7:24:18 AM

you could just hide their stream, that's what I usually do

2/24/2012 7:58:58 AM

blah

2/24/2012 8:02:41 AM

2/24/2012 8:10:18 AM

blah

2/24/2012 8:22:08 AM

1.25 hrs of the 4 hrs I'm working today will be spent off the phone. And then I'm going to the gym. Then the husband and I are grilling burgers tonight looks to be a good day!

2/24/2012 8:27:40 AM

peace

2/24/2012 9:12:08 AM

I straight up got dumped via facebook yesterday. I was really bummed at first, still a little bummed...but honestly, if he can't even face me to break up with me he's not the type of person I thought he was in the first place. No point in sitting around and wishing he would change his mind. Time to buck up and live my life.

2/24/2012 9:14:17 AM

Felt awful yesterday with all the flu symptoms...but feeling MUCH better today. Guess I'll make it in to work today.

2/24/2012 9:42:20 AM

This might be a crazy thing to commit to, but it would be a sweet set up if it works out.

2/24/2012 9:45:42 AM

^^^ What a bitch. I'd hunt that motherfucker down. But I'm ridiculously petty.

2/24/2012 9:49:23 AM

I'm getting used to my new eating...for lack of a better word, habits. They will be habits in no time. Loving the agave nectar instead of syrup on my waffles, and the strawberry salad dressing I made rocks pretty hard and work really well with a spinach of spring mix salad with pecans on it. I eat an apple and a banana almost every day. I drink my hot tea with very minimal evaporated cane juice sugar or agave nectar. All I drink is hot tea, milk, and lots and lots of water.



I feel good!

2/24/2012 9:54:02 AM

Well I have his favorite two hats at my house. If he wants them back he is going to have to face me to get them.

I'm friends with his sister so he will more than likely ask me to just drop them off there and he will come and get them...she agrees with me, he's gotta face me...

2/24/2012 9:54:33 AM

i don't want cereal for lunch today...

but i don't know what i want...

maybe a sub from harris teeter...

maybe zaxbys....


maybe...oh hell...i don't know

2/24/2012 11:56:10 AM

^chicken wings?

2/24/2012 12:06:22 PM

and of course there are terrible storms between me and home.

2/24/2012 12:16:25 PM

LOL Rihanna is an idiot and Chris Brown is a bigger idiot

his ass is goin back to jail

2/24/2012 12:57:52 PM

Quote :

"I straight up got dumped via facebook yesterday. I was really bummed at first, still a little bummed...but honestly, if he can't even face me to break up with me he's not the type of person I thought he was in the first place. No point in sitting around and wishing he would change his mind. Time to buck up and live my life. "

from your tone over the last few weeks i would have guessed that relationship was over long before today

2/24/2012 12:58:46 PM

I had no idea that being a parent was equivalent to being a sanitation worker.

My son has the stomach flu that kept me in bed all last weekend. I just cleaned shit off of the couch, the carpet, the bathroom floor, the toilet, and my son. I have a mountain of laundry on "Sanitary" in the washing machine. And oh lawd the stuff that I just put in the trash.

2/24/2012 1:59:04 PM

TMI ITT

2/24/2012 1:59:56 PM

Everyone needs to know that having children = lots of shit. Literal shit.

Birth control, bitches.

2/24/2012 2:01:46 PM

Shame the weather is starting to take a turn. Figured we'd grill again tonight with his parents here.

2/24/2012 2:11:03 PM

Ugh. I need to stop reading about the Jason Young trial on Websleuths. Their TOS is much more restrictive than TWW. You can't insult other users... at all.

I really want to go through and quote all the bullshit and call them out on it. And then get the banhammer and my posts deleted within about 30 seconds.

2/24/2012 2:53:29 PM

Skwinkle EXPOSED?e?!?#@?!2

ah

2/24/2012 3:51:06 PM

If insulting other users was outlawed, TWW would die within days, if not hours.

2/24/2012 3:53:17 PM

Not being allowed to insult takes the fun out of internet message boards I mean, that's what they're there for, right?

2/24/2012 4:09:11 PM

^^^ No, but I did take the batteries out of my wiimote for the benefit of one of the two last week. I am not sure which one would be sadder.

And apparently I also now have another cat.

2/24/2012 4:17:44 PM

i had a dream about pilgrimshoes the other night. it was weird

2/24/2012 5:29:56 PM

the fuck?

2/24/2012 5:37:32 PM

in the dream i was visiting a large city (don't know which one?) where you happened to own a very nice, large home. i was traveling with pretty much my entire family (mom, dad, sisters, brothers, nieces, nephews, etc) and you insisted we should stay there instead of a hotel. your house was so huge i got lost looking for my mom. you weren't actually in the dream except to let us in your home. weird.

2/24/2012 6:33:12 PM

sore back is sore

2/24/2012 6:38:48 PM

i need something to do tonight

2/24/2012 6:46:13 PM

I'm on the oldest, shittest train still in use. This is horrific

2/24/2012 6:46:58 PM

time for pizza, beer, and chick flicks. wish my frans were here.

2/24/2012 6:57:55 PM

wish the weather was better, i would like to go cruising in my new ride

2/24/2012 7:22:15 PM

my parents are officially online!

2/24/2012 7:27:47 PM

Free couch from boss, public recognition from big time poet, good free time today and tonight, extra sleep and chores getting done. What a day.

2/24/2012 8:02:51 PM

watch out for bed bugs!

2/24/2012 8:09:11 PM

Oh it's absolutely filthy. But compared to the rest of our stuff, we love it. I work long days putting a reservation together and sometimes crashed on that couch - my boyfriend would hang out too sometimes on late nights. Now it's home with us and oh yeah, it's sooooo comfy.

2/24/2012 8:12:35 PM

can't sleep :/

2/24/2012 10:32:46 PM

Quote :

"I've been lookin all over for you I gotta get outta here pronto I got a stage five clinger"

2/24/2012 11:35:41 PM

No sleep for me! Tww needs to liven the fuck up!

2/25/2012 12:01:17 AM

Just found out I was cheated on...damn...this guy was no where near as amazing as I thought he was....I feel so amazing disrespected right now....

If there is anything...I will NOT tolerate being disrespected

2/25/2012 12:56:10 AM

2/25/2012 12:57:36 AM

Also lol at the 'shoes/skwinkle posts above

[Edited on February 25, 2012 at 1:11 AM. Reason : Skwinkle]

2/25/2012 1:08:22 AM

WHY THE FUCK AM I AWAKE



I need to go to bed but I can't...fuck

Time to make myself get in bed

2/25/2012 1:36:08 AM