Me: i'm moderately horny today
Her: i was actually waiting for you to say something along those lines
Me: why?
Her: last time you browsed through a playboy, it got you horny
Me: oh, ok
Me: naked women have that effect on me
Her: not that surprising really

9/13/2008 5:38:36 PM

fiidssthjjgcxdryhhbbcffyuiuugfddxfhjutrewwdvbbbh


Yup

9/13/2008 5:44:10 PM

just found this old soap box gem

9/13/2008 5:44:35 PM

TWW POOL CLUB

9/13/2008 5:46:17 PM

UGHHHHHHHHHHH

i wish all of this was just a really bad joke

to see my brother, meridith and his friends like this is just heartbreaking

what in the world was he thinking??

9/13/2008 5:48:10 PM

9/13/2008 5:51:29 PM

"bitch done took more shots in the face than a liquor store owner in Compton."

9/13/2008 6:00:25 PM

i just got a fucking call from a damn politician on my goddamn cell phone

what pissed me off most was that fucker was talking about "CHANGE"

i'm so fucking tired of these lying politicians

9/13/2008 6:06:29 PM

i have a smidge of a headache...lack of sleep? small hangover? all the thoughts running through my head about this senseless tragedy?

bah

9/13/2008 6:24:58 PM

what happened?

9/13/2008 6:25:53 PM

a very good friend of my brother and sister in law, one that i've known for years and consider a friend as well, died yesterday late afternoon...he was 31...it's a little surreal. watching my bro and his wife and all of their friends is heartbreaking...

9/13/2008 6:29:57 PM

Tired.

9/13/2008 6:31:15 PM

the day is turing around

big bottle of bourbon

1.5 lbs of fresh shrimp,

made my special boil mix

been sippin kentucky single barrel since like 5

shrimps going to be done in like 3 minutes

ther'es a good chance uncle pilgrimshoes thows up tonight

9/13/2008 6:59:19 PM

9/13/2008 6:59:56 PM

So fucking exhausted and missing the mother fucking shit out of him.

I hope he's ok.

9/13/2008 8:57:54 PM

goin to drink

9/13/2008 9:00:37 PM

he finally called, thank you jesus!

9/13/2008 9:55:46 PM

i as hoping thi sgame woudl be closer

9/13/2008 9:56:33 PM

woohooo. go trojans. spank dat ass.

9/13/2008 10:05:12 PM

bor3d

wondering if i should go out or not

9/13/2008 10:34:21 PM

Tired. And missing aea.

Though that hookah bar in Wilmington is pretty cool.

9/14/2008 12:16:22 AM

3 WEEKS!?!?!?!?! Seriously?? Is this a game of cat and mouse? I'm not no punk ass Tom or Jerry in this bitch.

9/14/2008 12:21:03 AM

bor3d

9/14/2008 3:45:36 AM

hahaha, i'm thinking of diabolical things to do with these group assignments for E101...

9/14/2008 4:24:40 AM

Ahhhhhh.....great night! EXTREMELY TIRED. Gosh, I love sexy time!

9/14/2008 5:08:36 AM

more study

9/14/2008 5:14:51 AM

why do i always seems to sleep on the floor when i get hammered


and why did i wake up curled up in the fetal position, sorta spooning with a bottle of crown royal

apparently i finished off the bottle of wild turkey rare breed i started off with

i feel like hot garbage

[Edited on September 14, 2008 at 7:18 AM. Reason : e]

9/14/2008 7:18:34 AM

Because youre an idiot?

[Edited on September 14, 2008 at 8:13 AM. Reason : i would like to hear the convo you had with the bottle]

9/14/2008 8:12:21 AM

damn noisy ass geese.

9/14/2008 8:40:23 AM

not looking forward to going to the funeral home. i hate those places.

9/14/2008 8:49:52 AM

I don't feel like going to work today... I want to quit

9/14/2008 9:44:06 AM

ooops

Quote :

"Dad chases nude boy from daughter's room with pipe Posted: Sep. 12, 2008 DELTONA, Fla. — An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room. Authorities say the father, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year. When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police. The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples. The father was charged with aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000."

9/14/2008 10:47:50 AM

HAHAHA

9/14/2008 10:59:23 AM

so my aunt and uncle were passing through raleigh and decided to stop by and see me. they told me they would, but i forgot. anyway, i drag my ass out of bed and sit and talk with them for a little while. my aunt asked to use the bathroom while she was here. when they left i went to take a piss and found $20 laying on the bathroom counter.

9/14/2008 12:20:07 PM

goddammit

I fucking give up.

9/14/2008 12:48:35 PM

Can't stop thinking about him dammit.

9/14/2008 1:17:57 PM

i don't think anyone has ever thought of me that way

i'm not sure if i'd want them to or not... hmm

9/14/2008 1:24:16 PM

something on post secret

I <3 PrufrockNCSU

[Edited on September 14, 2008 at 1:30 PM. Reason : .]

9/14/2008 1:29:24 PM

gotta go get my car

should prolly go see my brother again

need to go see amy

9/14/2008 1:29:43 PM

om nom nom salad!
mixed greens
grape tomatoes
red onions
avocado
chicken (sauted, old bay rub on it)
sunflower seeds
some italian cheese blend
ken's honey mustard spritzer dressing

9/14/2008 1:32:46 PM

what do i do

9/14/2008 2:09:47 PM

plz for kyle busch and stewart to slam the wall.

9/14/2008 2:10:27 PM

i forgot how terrible liqupr is!

should have gotten a burger before drinking. goddammn.

[Edited on September 14, 2008 at 2:35 PM. Reason : ldkj]

9/14/2008 2:24:26 PM

wooohoo. got 2 of my wishes, ohio state got their asses kicked and busch wrecked. now time for stewart.

9/14/2008 3:16:36 PM

I'm getting fat. I put on 7 lbs... haven't worked out reguarly in 2 months

9/14/2008 3:52:51 PM

EW you must be using one of those futuristic voice to text programs or something because there's no way fingers that tubby could hit individual keys on a human sized keyboard

9/14/2008 3:55:29 PM

you have the oddest sense of humor

9/14/2008 3:57:44 PM

9/14/2008 4:00:43 PM

Ouchie

9/14/2008 4:16:29 PM

2729

9/14/2008 4:31:56 PM