Technically you are correct, it is a confession.

Just not a very good one.

6/19/2012 11:30:48 PM

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"i set some personal goals about 9 months ago that i've been very excited about. i achieved and even exceeded my own expectations about 2 months ago, but the practical benefit (career opportunity) i hoped would result never happened. a couple weeks ago i started trying to seek out career opportunities anyways and have had quite a few interesting leads without even trying too much. today i finally got the call that i really wanted in the first place when i started down this path, and it was completely underwhelming. i'm in a weird state of excited/disappointed right now."

c'est la vie

6/19/2012 11:41:28 PM

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"One thing I was surprised by was the fact that other people, including gunzz, were agreeing with rallydurham. He did seem to know his way around the Raleigh bars and clubs."

Mrfrog, u idiot, my comment that I was agreeing to was about the MUSIC
Way to make dumb ass assumptions

[Edited on June 19, 2012 at 11:59 PM. Reason : N]

[Edited on June 20, 2012 at 12:00 AM. Reason : R]

6/19/2012 11:55:54 PM

lol, whoops

For the record, gunzz hates techno, not black people

6/20/2012 12:56:09 AM

if anyone has any after 2am I'm ashamed and I need to confess please send them to me. If they involve a sexual act and you have photos I require those too

6/20/2012 3:35:58 AM

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"tl;dr This beautiful Romanian chick has been, in essence, sexually harassing me--or that's what you'd call it if roles were reversed, and if I acted on it she could actually get in trouble or things could get awkward. There's also another girl sort of in the background. So about 6 weeks ago I started taking lessons at one of those franchised ballroom dancing studios (not in Raleigh). There are 10 instructors, 5 of which are beautiful women (the owner is smart). I am single so it's just me and my instructor in the private lessons, but there are also group lessons and weekly dance socials I attend. I'm 27 and my instructor's single and around 35; I'm not really interested in her although I am physically attracted to her. One of the other instructors is from Romania and she's gorgeous--she's got a really sexy accent. I think she's 20 or 21 years old but I'm not sure. This hot Romanian instructor has been flirting with me from day 1--literally the first day I started there. I thought she was just being friendly--the way she looks at me and such. She's usually the one who asks me to dance when we have weekly socials at the studio, but that's part of her job. It's kind of a tight-knit place, so I see her a lot and one time she filled in when my regular instructor was sick. I basically play hard-to-get with her, sometimes making jokes at her expense and other times rebuffing her when she tries to talk to me. I really thought all this was some kind of ploy to get me to pay for more dance lessons, so I've been playing it cool. The other day she called me "handsome" (as in "hey handsome") and jokingly said "I know he wants me" to someone else. Again I didn't think much of it. But today she smacked my ass while I was walking past her. I turned around, smiled and said "that was inappropriate." She laughed, winked, and just said "shhh" to hush me. So I feel like the situation is escalating. She is very, VERY sexy. The main problems are: 1) technically it is against the rules for me to associate with an instructor outside of the studio. Clearly that's a rule made to be broken, but it functions as "non-compete" clause. I'm sure the owner would try to keep my business but possibly reprimand or could even fire the chick. I'm not sure what would happen if word got around. 2) There is a 6 or 7 year age difference, so I don't know what I'm dealing with here. I'm not even sure if she's 21 yet. I'm not a "hit it and run" kind of guy--I would at least try to casually date. 3) I am committed to taking lessons there for the next few months. I really enjoy it, and it seems like if things went wrong it could be awkward. 4) I am still kind of talking to a girl back in Raleigh... that situation's a bit of a mess, but she's coming to visit in August (I don't live within convenient driving distance of NC). We're not exclusive but I do talk to her every week or two. "

I guess you just have to figure out if the sex is more important than the dancing.

6/20/2012 8:39:09 AM

Sounds to me if you're on the hook for the lessons for the next couple months that's good reason to keep the Romanian chick wanting it while you resolve things with the long distance girl (face it, that shit almost never works anyway).

6/20/2012 8:44:17 AM

why is that even a "confession"

and why is the person in question trying to keep their identity a secret

i'm calling bullshit on this story

6/20/2012 8:51:53 AM

^^^don't be stupid, you know the answer. GYSD

[Edited on June 20, 2012 at 8:53 AM. Reason : ^]

6/20/2012 8:53:45 AM

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" sometimes I go into the Soapbox and read the opinion of someone who truly sounds like a bumbling idiot. A slobbering retard. A mouth-breathing cousin-fucker. Then I usually go to their photogallery, and see pictures of trucks, guns, fish, and confederate flags. "

Aww, do I have another fan? This sounds like the type of festering anger that oozes out when an uppity fucktard on here doesn't like my posts (ahemErnieahem). Though, I'm not sure what guns, fish, and trucks have to do with anything. And I don't have confederate flags, at least that I know of so maybe this isn't about me.

And is mouth-breathing the new phrase for cool Internet people? C'mon, be original fuckers.

[Edited on June 20, 2012 at 9:18 AM. Reason : .]

6/20/2012 9:15:35 AM

you must think a lot of yourself if you think you are the only one that gets under people's skin around here.

6/20/2012 9:19:49 AM

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"And is mouth-breathing the new phrase for cool Internet people?"

mouth-breathing and vapid are just running amuck!

6/20/2012 9:21:02 AM

^^considering I get the same type of response from some morons on here, and the user mentioned several pictures, of which, almost all can be found in my gallery, I guessed it could be about me, didn't say it was. I even said it may not be about me; I even asked if it was. Are you really that thick?

^haha. It's always the same type of person that uses that phrase. So angry, so so angry.

[Edited on June 20, 2012 at 9:24 AM. Reason : .]

6/20/2012 9:21:07 AM

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"considering I get the same type of response from some morons on here, and the user mentioned several pictures, of which, almost all can be found in my gallery, I guessed it could be about me, didn't say it was. I even said it may not be about me; I even asked if it was. Are you really that thick?"

I read your post before you decided to edit it, and that description describes more than one person on here.

6/20/2012 9:30:57 AM

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" i went out with a new guy tonight, dinner and drinks, blah blah. late 30s, professional, average looking, great sense of humor. it was your typical first date with regards to conversation and stuff. when the date was coming to a close, he walked me to my car, and we went through the "hug goodbye, polite kiss on the cheek" thing that is appropriate for a first date. then out of nowhere this guy says, "i'm sorry, but i have been thinking about fucking your tits all night." i was offended, but also kinda flattered. i told him i had a nice night, and hoped he found what he was looking for, and i walked away. i don't plan to answer the phone if/when he calls again. but i drove home wishing i'd let him fuck my tits. >.<"

6/21/2012 8:43:19 AM

Women are so dumb. The guy was just being real. Realtalk. And the woman tries to deny what she wants because of some perceived social norm.

And now no one is getting any and they are both alone. Great job.

6/21/2012 9:05:25 AM

Seems kind of stupid not to return his calls.

6/21/2012 9:09:58 AM

^

6/21/2012 9:13:28 AM

i don't think it's dumb to ignore his calls at all after a retarded comment like that

[Edited on June 21, 2012 at 9:25 AM. Reason : m]

6/21/2012 9:15:06 AM

But he's just being honest. And likely, to make a comment like that, she probably wore something showing off her assets. And if she did, then that's the reaction she wanted to have in him. He's just bucking up and telling her that. Kudos to him, honestly.

[Edited on June 21, 2012 at 9:28 AM. Reason : i.e. if she'd worn a turtleneck, I doubt that'd garner a tittyfucking thought.]

6/21/2012 9:27:52 AM

YAY, confession!

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"This past weekend, I visited some friends that I hadn't seen in some time. One of these has been my best friend since high school. We were neighbors growing up and we have been really close for about the past 8 years or so. In high school I always had a thing for her, but she dated one of my friends for a while so I never had a chance to act on it. Through college I was never interested in pursuing anything because we have different long term career goals. She will probably always live in the town we grew up, while I have a moderate case of wanderlust. Over the years however, we would randomly have discussions on why we haven't dated and how we thought it would work between us. She has hinted in the past that I should have attempted. So this past weekend was the first time in about 3 years that we hung out together and were both single. We got really drunk and I figured what the fuck, I should at least try something in case I regret in the future not making a move. So I tried to kiss her while we were drunk and she responded with "What are you doing?" So that didn't turn out so well. Gave me the whole "blah blah, it is a weird time" excuse. Here is where it gets good though. She never got over my friend that she dated way back in highschool. Everytime she would break up with a boyfriend she would always try to get back with him and would always text me shit about him. He has 0 interest in her. So the following night, I invite this friend to come out with us, to see what would happen. She got drunk, was dancing all over him, and then was texting him about how much she still wanted to be with him and felt a spark and crap like that. "Weird time" lol. Anyway, he rejected the shit out of her, I lol'd. The point is, any excuse a woman gives you for not wanting to date/whatever with you is bullshit. There is probably some other piece of meat they are more interested in. The same goes for men. We are all whores people. Live it, Love it."

6/21/2012 9:36:14 AM

^ Sounds like a Beta Male that got beat out by an Alpha Male.

Couldn't break out of the friend zone.

6/21/2012 9:40:52 AM

that girl up there should have gotten titty fucked...quit being a prude

6/21/2012 9:45:41 AM

How could you not laugh at that tittyfuck comment? You have to admit, that's a pretty ballsy thing to say - he at least deserves a second chance for that.

6/21/2012 9:50:51 AM

if he'd have been hotter she would have let him

*this is based on my personal experience b/c I am shallow like that

6/21/2012 9:52:17 AM

^ bingo

6/21/2012 9:55:57 AM

ahahaha

touche'

6/21/2012 9:57:18 AM

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"But he's just being honest."

Sure, she "wanted" to be titty fucked, that's what happens when you're horny and single. Maybe, deep down, she's getting tired of those flings and weighed the options. Sure, it was a nice date/pretty average, and she is horny but ehhhh instincts say to walk away...

Pretty much the same scenario happened to me after a date from eharmony. It was a good date, he was good looking, nice, good job etc. We kiss goodbye and then he says maybe next time we can go somewhere and do something more than just kissing... Sure I was horny, but man that was just a little too fast for me.

Then I realized, I made that decision all on my own and wow I'm growing up

6/21/2012 9:58:18 AM

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"^ Sounds like a Beta Male that got beat out by an Alpha Male. Couldn't break out of the friend zone."

Sounds like he admitted it and was fine with it though.

6/21/2012 10:00:38 AM

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"I just took a poo and it smells like gasoline. I'm guessing that should have me concerned."

6/21/2012 10:29:21 AM

That happened to me when I was taking Alli

I promptly quit

6/21/2012 10:31:56 AM

Because he was "average looking", that's why she SHOULD have hooked up. If she's not attracted enough to the guy to start something serious, might as well get some deep-dicking out of it.

You save "being prude" for the good looking ones that are at or above your level. Those are the ones you want to try and keep around and not just get "fucked and fled."

[Edited on June 21, 2012 at 10:43 AM. Reason : .]

6/21/2012 10:33:05 AM

I've tittyfucked a bunch of women in my day, and they're almost all women I never saw again. It's such a raw primal act of lust that I'd have a hard time even looking them in the eye afterwards.

6/21/2012 10:40:07 AM

She can't look you in the eye if she has jizz in hers.

6/21/2012 11:04:34 AM

Confess to me.

6/22/2012 9:34:38 AM

The guy who made the titty fucking comment probably thought/knew there wasn't going to be a second date. So he decided to go "all in" at the last moment. If you know you're not going to see them again, what could it hurt to be bold and try it?

6/22/2012 12:29:16 PM

Make my inbox green

6/24/2012 9:20:21 PM

bttt

i can haz confessions?

6/25/2012 4:32:52 PM

I think i made such a fucked up confession it never got posted

6/25/2012 4:33:32 PM

I think some people take confessions and do not post them. There have been a few peoples' confessions I know of that were never posted, and they weren't fucked up.

I always post confessions I receive!

6/25/2012 4:40:53 PM

I've not posted a few that I deemed to not be confessions but rather just dumb shit that the "confessor" could easily put in the wayta thread

6/25/2012 4:44:27 PM

I will always post what you send me, confessors

6/25/2012 6:15:25 PM

if you send a confession to someone and they don't post it, out them itt

they should be blacklisted from this thread

6/25/2012 9:29:58 PM

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"freshmonkey didn't post mine! "

BLACKLIST
saps852
freshmonkey

6/25/2012 9:44:02 PM

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"if you send a confession to someone and they don't post it, out them itt they should be blacklisted from this thread"

did you really want me to post "I shit three times today and they were really stinky"? fuck that, its dumb as shit and degrading to this thread. not my fault you people dont understand what a "confession" is

6/25/2012 9:49:43 PM

I too don't post idiotic confessions that are a waste of everyone's time

6/25/2012 9:57:52 PM

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"i miss you "

BLACKLIST
saps852
freshmonkey
dropdeadkate

6/25/2012 9:58:32 PM

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"I had a hot date the other night. We're making out hot and heavy. We're losing clothes. Then my date says, "I have to tell you something. I have genital herpes." Wah Wah Wah. So, no sex that night... And maybe not ever. Not sure if that person is "the one", so prob best to not get more invested in the relationship, right? "

6/25/2012 10:15:54 PM

man it's been a while since I've gotten a confession

DO IT

6/25/2012 10:17:51 PM

lol I like how it's just "maybe" not ever. seriously? how is that not a total deal breaker

6/25/2012 10:19:25 PM