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3/21/2012 9:11:16 AM

The inside of my nose itches and I can't reach it. FML

3/21/2012 9:15:58 AM

kill it with....wait what?

3/21/2012 9:18:09 AM

^^^ dang girl

Opera ftw

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/21/2012 9:23:45 AM

another shitty morning to this shitty week.

3/21/2012 9:38:24 AM

i really want some fruit gushers right now

3/21/2012 9:41:23 AM

why is our walkway still full of monkey grass? 4 interested folk from craigslist--where are you? take it away from here!!

3/21/2012 9:57:26 AM

I dont want these tickets to go to waste. I know someone wants free canes tickets. Five for tonight.

3/21/2012 10:02:16 AM

My liver is not going to be very happy with me April 14-21.

3/21/2012 11:06:34 AM

seriously all of this monkey grass is still here...wtf?! i just knew someone would be here by now to take at least SOME of it.

YESSSS!! Someone is finally here!!!

[Edited on March 21, 2012 at 11:14 AM. Reason : ]

3/21/2012 11:06:50 AM

Quote :

"I know someone wants free canes tickets. Five for tonight."

FUCK. If I were in Raleigh, or within 50 miles of Raleigh, I'd be on that so fast.

3/21/2012 12:23:54 PM

^

3/21/2012 12:27:43 PM

Misha might want them but she's in a job interview right now...

there are 5 you say?

3/21/2012 12:36:36 PM

Pretty sure I just walked through urine. Fuck you DC

3/21/2012 12:42:39 PM

What a silly place to try to dry your shoes

3/21/2012 12:51:33 PM

^made me laff.

i needed that laff today. thanks

3/21/2012 1:48:37 PM

Blue Bell just sent us some ice cream and I ate some of it. It was delicious, but now I feel all

3/21/2012 4:00:55 PM

blue bell is the shit

3/21/2012 4:02:02 PM

haha if you're in Texas now that is apparently sacred ground

3/21/2012 4:03:59 PM

they have a cookies and cream ice cream sandwich that is sploosh

3/21/2012 4:04:56 PM

Yum. I just had cookies and cream. And pistachio almond.

3/21/2012 4:06:45 PM

Quote :

"Blue Bell just sent us some ice cream and I ate some of it. It was delicious, but now I feel all "

They're sending us ice cream tomorrow

3/21/2012 4:42:37 PM

I want some ice cream!

really, I could go for a couple of these:

3/21/2012 4:44:16 PM

sup diva

AP here

i'mma send you some blue bell

straight from the recovery room

where i had my nye party son

[Edited on March 21, 2012 at 4:45 PM. Reason : ^target had the CB key lime pints on clearance last time i was there.]

[Edited on March 21, 2012 at 4:45 PM. Reason : you best believe i stocked up]

3/21/2012 4:44:47 PM

OH HAY AP

also I love those shits

3/21/2012 4:48:07 PM

DB, try to see them when they come by. She showed up in a little farmgirl uniform apparently. I was out at lunch so I missed it

3/21/2012 4:48:14 PM

I will keep that in mind

3/21/2012 4:51:53 PM

they have the greatest packaging ever for their novelties.

3/21/2012 4:53:03 PM

I indomitably desiderate to cosset.

3/21/2012 4:53:49 PM

i mean come on

[Edited on March 21, 2012 at 4:58 PM. Reason : several more]

3/21/2012 4:54:39 PM

Everyone turn it to VH1C right now

[Edited on March 21, 2012 at 5:04 PM. Reason : Well, too late now. Rick Roll]

3/21/2012 5:01:18 PM

this guy likes iPads more than the average person.

3/21/2012 5:08:18 PM

lol pussyshoes

that's great!

3/21/2012 5:10:12 PM

Been a few days...why do I bother?

And boy he sure is cranky.

3/21/2012 5:32:33 PM

I can not wait for friday evening/night... and saturday... and mildly sunday. But really just not to have to work- I hate that the boss lady keeps trying to make too many things happen now when we could just schedule things out later. No body likes being rushed or feeling behind

3/21/2012 5:45:36 PM

this week blows.

also, this dog needs to get in line asap. else he's gonna get a new collar that says "free asshole" and be tossed out the front door.

3/21/2012 5:54:21 PM

Working in the yard sucks ass

3/21/2012 5:55:35 PM

Only one more hour. I think I've had 4 customers today.

3/21/2012 5:59:08 PM

Apparently I'm stressed the hell out

Eye twitch I haven't had in years has come back with a vengeance.

3/21/2012 6:52:10 PM

Come on payday!

3/21/2012 8:02:15 PM

i need to stop spending money

3/21/2012 9:43:37 PM

Is it trolling if you take someone who is trolling you and you play along making the troll think he's successfully trolled you?

3/21/2012 10:24:12 PM

No, because people won't believe you and claim you're backtracking when you reveal the truth

3/21/2012 10:26:06 PM

^i'm thinking this mug is not a genius

3/21/2012 10:29:14 PM

I slept really well last night. I'm hoping for a repeat tonight.

3/21/2012 10:29:50 PM

3/21/2012 10:45:39 PM

I can't decide if she went thong, g-string or commando on them spanny mugs

3/21/2012 10:47:31 PM

dude i went to high school with posted this video of himself in a fb group for our school.

wtf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEZ33ySHxj8

3/21/2012 11:35:53 PM

I rarely talk on the phone, but every night this week I've had a conversation with my new ladyfriend that has lasted at least an hour.

Soooo fucking excited to see her this weekend

Not too stoked for the 7 hour drive though :/

3/22/2012 12:30:25 AM

set em up

3/22/2012 12:33:20 AM