Quote :

"I'm trying to figure out how to tell my best friend his newest gf is a not a keeper, and is bringing him down. The most frustrating part is that she's always with him. "

srs stuff there. does he complain?

6/30/2012 9:37:41 PM

relative to above post^

Quote :

"About what she wants to do? Yes. About her lack of depth in conversation? Yes. About the fact she has a kid? Yes. About the fact she has a religion? Yes. "

ewwwwww

[Edited on June 30, 2012 at 9:50 PM. Reason : =]

6/30/2012 9:50:29 PM

Quote :

"I'm Batman"

7/1/2012 12:04:41 PM

still plenty of time to confess to me, folks.

7/2/2012 1:36:56 AM

Quote :

"I was late this month. I've never, ever been so happy to finally get my period. Scared me shitless!!! Now I just have to hope I'm not one of those freak accidents that actually is preggo even though I got my period. "

I think you're good if you've gotten your period!

7/2/2012 8:50:56 PM

accepting 3rd shift confessions

7/2/2012 9:38:55 PM

Quote :

"I was supposed to go on a date tonight (second date). I told myself if I didn't hear from him by 6pm I was ordering pizza & drinking beer. I had pizza & beer for dinner tonight. What's up with the stand up?!"

I have no idea other than guys are stupid. Beer and pizza are great ways to comfort yourself, but don't forget to share. I could really use a beer or four right now.

7/2/2012 11:33:15 PM

Quote :

"Man. I'm happy I havent gotten a broad pregnant yet. Man that would suck. So funny girls secretly want kids guys avoid like the plague. Live free for as long as possible is my way"

Now with this philosophy how can you ever expect to end up on Maury Povich and do the not the father dance?




Anyone else think this dance should be included with Dance Central?

7/3/2012 12:40:31 AM

Quote :

"Now I just have to hope I'm not one of those freak accidents that actually is preggo even though I got my period."

wat.

7/3/2012 4:35:53 AM

It's where you are spotting, which could be implantation bleeding...sometimes, if you generally have lighter periods, women can mistake that for a period.

[Edited on July 3, 2012 at 6:37 AM. Reason : ]

7/3/2012 6:37:06 AM

IT'S A TARP!

7/3/2012 8:16:34 AM

back on 3rd shift accepting confessions. Please send some so I can stay awake.

7/4/2012 12:45:01 AM

never posted in this shit but what the hell, I am up for a while

7/4/2012 12:56:02 AM

Quote :

"I love my wife. But I'm getting fed up with her shit. I'm thinking about filing for divorce. It would be better for the kids in the long run. I just worry about the stigma..."

Good luck, sometimes it's for the best and you and your wife can become better parents though you are not together.

I'm guessing counseling and the like is out.

7/4/2012 1:14:40 AM

Quote :

"I really liked the outfit from the girl in the elevator, huge fan she had a nice hardbody. I hope you hit that mug mane, much respect. I'm pretty sure wlb420 spends his fantasy football winnings on suits from Kohls mane, that ain't right yadig?"

7/4/2012 1:24:58 AM

I see these TWW users are sweating my nuts...

You should bold that yadig mug...unfathomable.

7/4/2012 1:46:25 AM

unfathomable

say that 3 times in a row

7/4/2012 1:49:36 AM

Can I say it to your clit?

Hands have to be on your tits though.

7/4/2012 1:52:11 AM

LOL

7/4/2012 1:57:19 AM

PM me babe.

7/4/2012 2:03:36 AM

you know how the inbox feature works

7/4/2012 2:34:16 AM

light em up

confessions to my inbox

7/5/2012 6:03:57 PM

Quote :

"Here is a true story. My mom is a lesbian. She came out when I was 16 and is the frumpiest butch chick in the world. Over the past 23 years she's had a number of girlfriends of varying ages and ethnicity. She was with a gal named Kelly for like five years. I never liked Kelly and never talked to her much. So she moved back to St Louis in like 2003 or something. In about 2006-7 my mom called me up. She was being all weird and talking about Kelly and changing the subject all rapid fire 'n stuff to the point where I just had to ask what the fuck. So then she goes in to this spiel about how I'm very unique and she's not the only one who sees it and that lesbians still want to have babies sometimes. So a picture was beginning to form but still I needed clarification. I aksed what the hell she meant. And she said "Even though Kelly's moved back to St Louis she hasn't forgotten how smart and good looking you are* and she wants you to father a child". I was taken aback because Kelly is a hideous frumpy butchster man-hater. I was about to say "HELL NO" when my mom started describing things: "You wouldn't have to actually have intercourse with her. She said she'd provide you with inspirational materials like videos and magazines and you could go off to the bathroom to do your business in private. She'll just wait on the other side of the door with her lesbian turkey baster at the ready to suck up the fluid and make the transfer". So after she was done with her description I went ahead with the "HELL NO!" I'd been saving."

keep em comin!

7/5/2012 7:00:44 PM

hahaha

7/5/2012 7:05:27 PM

Quality confession!

7/5/2012 9:29:51 PM

Quote :

"lesbian turkey baster"

7/5/2012 10:20:56 PM

Quote :

"I find you so incredibly attractive that I am sometimes scared to have a conversation with you. I'm afraid I'll say something dumb that will disrespect your relationship with Ken. I'm also slightly worried that he might murder me."

He won't murder you.

7/5/2012 10:36:36 PM

unless she says something dumb

7/5/2012 10:37:33 PM

lol

7/5/2012 11:04:02 PM

hahaha

7/6/2012 8:50:56 AM

lol

7/6/2012 9:05:31 AM

hahaha

7/6/2012 9:23:13 AM

lol

7/6/2012 9:30:27 AM

hahaha

7/6/2012 9:32:26 AM

lol

7/6/2012 9:33:00 AM

hahaha

7/6/2012 9:54:50 AM

no

7/6/2012 9:55:24 AM

^lol

7/6/2012 10:00:56 AM

^^hahaha

7/6/2012 10:10:12 AM

^^^lol

7/6/2012 10:27:47 AM

^^^^hahaha

7/6/2012 10:30:26 AM

^^^^^lol

7/6/2012 11:41:55 AM

^x6 hahaha

7/6/2012 12:37:37 PM

Gg, Ken. Hehe.

7/6/2012 12:44:12 PM

Quote :

"i spent a lot of last night, and i'm sure some time in the future, googling "i don't love my family", "is it ok to not love your family", "i don't love my half sister", etc. because i really think i don't love my half sister. we didn't grow up together as she is much older than me, and was married for the 2nd time when i was like 3 or 4. by the time i became an "adult" i realized we really didn't have anything in common -- interests, religion, morals/ethics, personality, etc -- other than having the same dad. i don't hate her, i just don't like her, or even feel anything like love for her. i like her kids, they are pretty cool for now, but i never see them (she doesn't respond to my texts/phone calls offering to take them out or do something with them) and i'm worried what they'll turn into. i just feel super guilty for not feeling love for her like i do my own family and other half siblings or even friends. this is secret, but i still don't mind hearing opinions on this."

I know exactly how you feel. The only thing that helps me in my situation is to know my sister is mentally unstable and my dad doesn't have the capacity to be selfless. Sucks. It helps me from saying, "I don't give a shit."
Sorry that I've got nothIng but an e-hug for you.

7/6/2012 4:10:58 PM

^I don't think that's abnormal. I don't really love my siblings. My brothers are a lot older than I am and haven't been in my life in several years. I like them when I see them, but it's not very often that I do. My sister is slightly closer in age to me, but she's pretty much white trash now and I don't respect any of her life decisions.

7/6/2012 4:37:32 PM

Quote :

"I am so enamored with a girl who does not live here that I think I am unable to truly get into it with a local girl"

Quote :

"DDK is in a legit tie for the best on here. I am a gentleman so I will not reveal who she is tied with"

7/7/2012 8:46:42 AM

.... tied for what? BIGGEST BADASS?

oh you right

7/7/2012 9:39:00 AM

biggest fail in a kitchen?

jk...but not really

7/7/2012 2:49:12 PM

PM me your secrets

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

7/7/2012 2:51:32 PM