Quote :

"I rarely talk on the phone, but every night this week I've had a conversation with my new ladyfriend that has lasted at least an hour. Soooo fucking excited to see her this weekend Not too stoked for the 7 11 hour drive though :/"

this was me, 3 weeks ago

3/22/2012 12:33:56 AM

^didn't read your post

^^read a tad of yours, but then got bored because there was no anal

[Edited on March 22, 2012 at 12:34 AM. Reason : ^this mug has kiiled my carrots]

3/22/2012 12:33:57 AM

bird is the word

3/22/2012 12:36:40 AM

Quote :

"carrots"

3/22/2012 12:39:10 AM

^HEY YA'LL we have Mister Ed in this mug, CLEVER!!!! LOL

3/22/2012 12:41:00 AM

3/22/2012 12:44:31 AM

Now figure out the other stick...



Bonus points for sticking your arm through the steering wheel to shift.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hjJ8n1aQSfw#t=41s

[Edited on March 22, 2012 at 2:32 AM. Reason : .]

3/22/2012 2:28:29 AM

"HELL YEAH!!
This is? fucking awesome! This is when a truck driver wasn't some pansy-ass towel-head turd like you see today. This is someone that had some enormous fucking balls man. I totally respect this...and admire it. I use to be a diesel mechanic back in the 70's....then a life change, now I'm a non-linear optical physicist. It's damn good stuff, but I'll always respect the guy that beats the pavement and goes by some ethics too!
This is TITS....thanks for the post!"

3/22/2012 2:34:36 AM

So much WTF in that comment.

3/22/2012 2:46:43 AM

Is it Friday night yet????

3/22/2012 2:46:51 AM

I want that vto!!! Yesterday I did nothing with it, today the greenway is calling my name!

3/22/2012 10:17:47 AM

I would never drive 11 hours to see any girl who wasn't Avril Lavigne or Fiona Apple

3/22/2012 10:33:42 AM

Really hope my car passes inspection. Fingers crossed!

3/22/2012 10:34:16 AM

I just can't


stop

laughing

3/22/2012 10:35:24 AM

I burned my nose on doctor monkey

3/22/2012 10:57:29 AM

FYI, the smog here is terrible...

The beach, however, is beautiful.

I think my inbox is broken. It has remained red for months

3/22/2012 11:36:53 AM

putting horseradish mayo along side basil on this sandwich has created something really, really weird

not sure if like

3/22/2012 12:50:50 PM

yeah I don't think horseradish and basil go together

3/22/2012 12:56:22 PM

i have decided it to have been a poor life decision

3/22/2012 12:56:54 PM

wtf is wrong with me

I cannot stop snacking today

I've had a smoothie, yogurt, pretzels, now I'm eating the other half of my jersey mike's sub from yesterday

I was full as a tick prior today from eating barely nothing....this sucks

3/22/2012 1:22:50 PM

i had mexican ruffles with my sammy

ruffalitos

CHILI LIME EVERYTHING DOG

3/22/2012 1:24:16 PM

I wish I could break free out of here and go running, why oh why do I have to wait until 5?

3/22/2012 1:24:44 PM

3/22/2012 1:25:15 PM

my friends fiance is the nicest lady ever

he did good

3/22/2012 3:07:20 PM

Is it bad that I'm considering buying a Sceptre flat-screen instead of a Vizio, Samsung, or Sony that is 3x as much!!?!?!

3/22/2012 3:25:29 PM

sleep

3/22/2012 3:26:12 PM

I find myself reading an article on baby name trends and I have zero recollection of how I got here.

3/22/2012 4:00:11 PM

i'm so sleepy...


and i want a salad from ruby tuesday...


and i need milk for my cereal tonight...


these are the things i'm thinking about at this very moment

3/22/2012 4:07:19 PM

^^link to that article?

3/22/2012 4:10:15 PM

again...

Quote :

"...why do I bother?"

3/22/2012 4:52:55 PM

holy fucking 11 hour day... with no lunch break to boot!


and I feel obligated to still attend the night golf session that I helped set up, but all I wanna do is veg out and have a beer.... son of a

3/22/2012 7:01:41 PM

I just went to update my TWW profile because I wasn't sure if it said Faculty/Staff (which I was, but am no longer) or Alumnus (which I still am).

Apparently I was 24 the last time I updated it.

Time flies.

3/22/2012 7:09:07 PM

I hate it when I fall in love with things on pinterest that I cannot buy because they either don't have a link, or the link is to a website in some other language. Damn gorgeous dress.

3/22/2012 7:09:30 PM

Thanks, NYU, for sending me shit about your grad programs, but unless you're offering me a fellowship I'll just assume you're being dicks and mocking me.

3/22/2012 8:24:05 PM

I hate how unqualified I am for everything

on a happy note, I am so glad I was able to find some sweet tea here. it's much better when I have that on hand to toss firefly in, rather than water

3/22/2012 8:28:47 PM

^BUT firefly, ice, and a splash of water is never really a bad combo

3/22/2012 8:57:22 PM

i can't stop working for this lady soon enough.

3/22/2012 9:11:48 PM

glad I decided to go out

3/22/2012 10:22:15 PM

stupid shoulder, stop hurting! I barely even raked today, so stop being dramatic.

3/22/2012 10:26:06 PM

i want some cookies

3/22/2012 10:37:44 PM

I just opened a box of girl scout cookies! I would totally share if I had any idea who you were in real life.

3/22/2012 10:55:53 PM

I just ate waaaayyyyyyyyy too much food.

1st plate was a salad and a burrito

2nd plate was another salad and a bunch of fish sticks and tater tots

now I'm eating a Ciao Bella Key Lime Graham gelato sandwich

3/23/2012 3:25:49 AM

So my roommate's dog bit my foot yesterday as soon as I walk in the door. First time he bit me, not the first time he's come at me. I flip out. I don't necessarily think it's over reacting, but of course it hurt, and it also scared the crap out of me. I act cold to her when she comes out and apologizes, but I'm not really sure how else to act...it's not like I can be like "Oh it's okay that I'm terrified to walk into my own home in fear of that dog being out and coming at me again, and it's just fine that he bit me as soon as I got home from work"

So I go up to my room and just hang out in there with a bruised and bloody toe.

A few minutes later she knocks on my door crying saying that she is going to move the dog to her sisters...and I instantly feel like a bitch...but I mean I don't know what else to say...there is no point being mad at the dog...the dog was raised that way, the only person I can be mad at for this incident is her...but she was crying and I was like wtf...and now I feel like a bitch for her dog biting me...

I've gotta stop being such a softy.

3/23/2012 7:11:36 AM

3/23/2012 7:47:08 AM

I hate listening to jim boeheim talk. what an ass

3/23/2012 9:06:56 AM

Ya know....i hope aea has a good day today.

3/23/2012 9:13:09 AM

Thanks EMCE! I could use a good day this week.

I hope you have a nice friday too

3/23/2012 9:20:44 AM

active ingredients in pesticides

3/23/2012 9:24:01 AM

My day started out with some unfortunate incidents, I hope those arent indicative of how my day will go


Oh well! It is beautiful outside today! And it is FRIDAY!

3/23/2012 10:55:19 AM

get home from my run, go to the basement to lift, turn on the music channel to find one of my all time favorite songs just starting.

God bless this day

3/23/2012 12:15:00 PM