i ended up writing "lol no you dont and besides i dont know who this is and would stomp u"

11/18/2008 9:57:59 PM

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"nope!! we are pretty equal. i don't want to wear the pants that is lame."

yo, khcadwal, you want to go do the no pants dance?

11/18/2008 9:58:40 PM

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"What is your name? (I haven't searched the thread, i'll admit) "

katherine

^ i often do not wear pants.

^^ who are you texting?

[Edited on November 18, 2008 at 9:59 PM. Reason : .]

11/18/2008 9:59:07 PM

she almost got as strange of a last name as me

11/18/2008 9:59:25 PM

why don't you put your pics back up? it was refreshing to see some girls on this board that were actually easy on the eyes

11/18/2008 10:23:59 PM

fucking smooth

11/18/2008 10:29:54 PM

^^OH because then i get called ugly and picked apart and stuff. not really necessary, i didn't think. so i took them down.

[Edited on November 18, 2008 at 10:30 PM. Reason : .]

11/18/2008 10:30:17 PM

Here's my question: under which circumstances should you contact the authorities in regards to creepy, unsolicited, sexual text messages that include references to violence? I'm asking because my roommate and his girl got some texts like that from a guy OH WAIT THATS RIGHT IT WAS DNL.

11/18/2008 11:35:00 PM

Will you be my frieeend?

11/19/2008 9:24:33 AM

good morning!

are you a hump day warrior?


GrumpyGOP, please tell us more

11/19/2008 9:50:10 AM

^^^ahaha...my god what a pussy...and homeboy def threatened me first lol

11/19/2008 9:53:21 AM

He did indeed threaten you first. Of course, it wouldn't have happened if you hadn't randomly texted his girlfriend that you thought she was hot, refused to identify yourself for several text messages, and then reacted like an even bigger weirdo when they tracked your number and figured out her you were.

Any pervert starts the kind of weirdo/stalker shit you were pulling last night with any woman, don't be surprised if some guy tells you to stop. And if you don't stop, don't be surprised if he mentions the possibility of kicking your ass.

Of course, you probably weren't surprised, because you're a scrawny wad of shit who has apparently decided to troll not just on the internet, but everywhere, as a lifestyle.

---

In keeping with the spirit of the thread, khcadwal, here's my question: What do you old people want for Christmas?

[Edited on November 19, 2008 at 12:14 PM. Reason : ]

11/19/2008 12:13:26 PM

without reading that...


dude stop being such a gaywad

[Edited on November 19, 2008 at 12:15 PM. Reason : a]

11/19/2008 12:14:46 PM

Don't you have some puppies to punch?

11/19/2008 12:21:21 PM

haha...i still cant believe out of anything to make up a lie about you went with puppy punching

i mean at least the texts thing is somewhat true

11/19/2008 12:22:41 PM

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"Don't you have some puppies to punch? "

LOL

I remember that shit

11/19/2008 12:26:46 PM

what the fuck is wrong with you man?

11/19/2008 12:28:01 PM

idk man...they just go crazy...dont get it

11/19/2008 12:30:44 PM

who the fuck punches a puppy

11/19/2008 12:32:09 PM

not me, thats for sure

11/19/2008 12:32:28 PM

I've got a houseful of witnesses to the puppy incident versus the testimony of one extremely creepy alcoholic who (again according to a houseful of witnesses) was too drunk to stand shortly after the incident and whose memory is therefore in question.

11/19/2008 12:35:04 PM

dude i so didnt punch a puppy...yall drunk asses prolly thought i did

11/19/2008 12:35:37 PM

So a dozen people at varying levels of intoxication simultaneously hallucinated you assaulting a puppy? That's your defense?

11/19/2008 12:36:33 PM

lol i didnt even read that one...this is funny

11/19/2008 12:36:46 PM

punching a puppy is pretty fucked up man. that brings your mental state into question

11/19/2008 12:42:55 PM

i punched a serious cat once too haha

11/19/2008 12:43:48 PM

tuff

11/19/2008 1:00:50 PM

wellt his thread took a left turn

11/19/2008 1:05:50 PM

yeah i'm trying to think of some decent questions to get it back on track

err, i mean...

i'm trying to think of some decent questions to get it back on track?

11/19/2008 1:07:05 PM

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"Here's my question: under which circumstances should you contact the authorities in regards to creepy, unsolicited, sexual text messages that include references to violence? I'm asking because my roommate and his girl got some texts like that from a guy OH WAIT THATS RIGHT IT WAS DNL. "

that is creepy. but probably only in a very rare circumstance. like if they were really violent and really excessive (like all the time blowing up my phone). upon reading the rest of my thread, i stand by my answer. though it is still kinda odd. how did he get your friends gfs numero?

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"Will you be my frieeend? "

duh!

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"are you a hump day warrior?"

i am pooped

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"What do you old people want for Christmas?"

what i am not old!!

11/19/2008 2:15:52 PM

Whats the difference between jam and jelly?

11/19/2008 2:16:56 PM

i don't really know. i suppose something with how they're made. but jam spreads and jelly is just gloppy and sticky and gross. and jam might have seeds in it and other yummy things. and jelly is just a gloppy sticky mess.

11/19/2008 2:18:31 PM

lol how is that creepy?

11/19/2008 2:18:38 PM

I can't jelly my cock down your throat! (ha! its jsut a stupid joke from the Palin/Biden photos)

11/19/2008 2:19:57 PM

How old are you?

11/19/2008 2:19:59 PM

if you are repeatedly texting someone's girlfriend? how is that not quasi creepy? maybe it is just sad?

^ 24

[Edited on November 19, 2008 at 2:20 PM. Reason : .]

11/19/2008 2:20:18 PM

wrong on both counts

[Edited on November 19, 2008 at 2:21 PM. Reason : and half wrong on the third]

11/19/2008 2:21:04 PM

How cool are my cats on a scale from 1-10? Here they are http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5whkK1Dj2JA

[Edited on November 19, 2008 at 2:21 PM. Reason : /]

11/19/2008 2:21:15 PM

are those really your cats??

they are cute. i give them a 9

what about my cat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTPp7zVQyDs

[Edited on November 19, 2008 at 2:24 PM. Reason : .]

11/19/2008 2:23:37 PM

whats your definition of "repeatedly"? lol

11/19/2008 2:24:10 PM

that is just what the story made it seem like.

11/19/2008 2:25:07 PM

where do you reside these days ?

11/19/2008 2:25:49 PM

do you believe everything you read on the internet?

11/19/2008 2:25:51 PM

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"He did indeed threaten you first. Of course, it wouldn't have happened if you hadn't randomly texted his girlfriend that you thought she was hot, refused to identify yourself for several text messages, and then reacted like an even bigger weirdo when they tracked your number and figured out her you were. Any pervert starts the kind of weirdo/stalker shit you were pulling last night with any woman, don't be surprised if some guy tells you to stop. And if you don't stop, don't be surprised if he mentions the possibility of kicking your ass. Of course, you probably weren't surprised, because you're a scrawny wad of shit who has apparently decided to troll not just on the internet, but everywhere, as a lifestyle."

only think i can say is how did he get thr girls number? if she gave it to him that was her mistake everyone knows hes a creep/asshat

11/19/2008 2:26:34 PM

Yes they are mt cats. Why would I lie? Your cat is cool, but not 4 collars popped cool, so I give him a 8/10.

11/19/2008 2:26:51 PM

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"where do you reside these days ? "

gboro

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"do you believe everything you read on the internet? "

no. which is why i asked the same question as nicklepickle...how'd you get girl's number?

^ IT IS A HER!!!!

11/19/2008 2:29:48 PM

i use to walk her dog

11/19/2008 2:30:09 PM

OK, since its a her, I will give a .5 bonus, and that bring her to a grand total of 8.5/10 cool

11/19/2008 2:30:57 PM

yayyyyy

11/19/2008 2:31:12 PM

do you REALLY think i punched a puppy?

11/19/2008 2:45:42 PM