Why hasn't Johnny Depp called me yet?

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 12:36 PM. Reason : 3!]

4/29/2009 12:36:28 PM

^^They can do it

^Because he's busy talking to me of course.

4/29/2009 12:39:02 PM

Ask

4/29/2009 11:36:21 PM

ask or axe?

4/29/2009 11:38:36 PM

why doesn't anyone post in my "ask me" thread anymore?

4/29/2009 11:39:18 PM

^^ask

^bump it and they will.

4/29/2009 11:40:25 PM

or you could just bump it with a question

4/29/2009 11:41:55 PM

so if your dad moved back down to the beach then why lutheridge this summer?


think i'd def rather spend the summer at the beach

4/29/2009 11:44:19 PM

^^I could.

^because I decided on lutheridge before I knew my dad was going. I'll probably ask for a week off so I can go visit. I'll also spend the time between the end of lutheridge and next semester there.

4/29/2009 11:46:07 PM

have you ever had a lesbian experience?

4/30/2009 12:09:07 AM

I kissed a girl.

4/30/2009 12:10:05 AM

did you like it? was she wearing cherry chapstick?

4/30/2009 12:11:01 AM

She tasted like beer and cigarettes. Cause we were both drunk.

4/30/2009 12:13:59 AM

is it wrong that your last post turned me on and am full hard?

4/30/2009 12:30:39 AM

No. That's what I was trying to do.

4/30/2009 12:32:33 AM

naughty naughty. but you are like a sister to me considering the fact that I consider saps a friend. so I have to act like I am grossed out

4/30/2009 12:34:24 AM

Haha what does that have to do with anything. We broke up a long time ago. But I guess that answers my question in your thread.

4/30/2009 12:37:49 AM

if you had to guess, how big is my penis?

4/30/2009 12:45:19 AM

How tall are you?

4/30/2009 12:48:04 AM

6ft, 200lbs. size 13 shoe.

4/30/2009 12:50:05 AM

I would say you're probably slightly larger than average.

4/30/2009 12:52:44 AM

hmmmm, you might have to define "slightly"

and what about girth?

4/30/2009 12:55:24 AM

I could touch my thumb to it fingers around for girth.


Btw. This isn't a question a brother asks his sister.

4/30/2009 12:58:13 AM

lol

4/30/2009 12:59:06 AM

this is getting creepy

4/30/2009 1:00:52 AM

Yeah. You're all about some incest.

4/30/2009 1:06:04 AM

as long as Paw can watch

4/30/2009 1:12:19 AM

Watch? Are you kidding me? He can join in!!!

4/30/2009 1:15:26 AM

creepy_level++;

4/30/2009 1:28:13 AM

Quote :

"am i cute or just okay in the face "

4/30/2009 4:12:33 AM

haha that was really funny last night.

4/30/2009 3:18:06 PM

is it a rainbow party if it's just one girl and 8 tubes of lipstick?

4/30/2009 3:33:41 PM

From the girls view...no...it's an annoyance

from the guys view...yes

4/30/2009 3:34:42 PM

lolol

4/30/2009 7:54:55 PM

haha you would find that funny

4/30/2009 8:14:44 PM

haha you would find that funny

4/30/2009 8:14:44 PM

"(563): I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing"

4/30/2009 8:15:32 PM

who wears underpants?

4/30/2009 8:18:05 PM

what do you think of this girl?

4/30/2009 8:25:01 PM

she has big boobies

4/30/2009 9:22:26 PM

i liiiiike those boobies

4/30/2009 9:24:37 PM

indeed she does.

uncontained boobies

4/30/2009 9:25:25 PM

the nipples seem weird though

4/30/2009 9:25:42 PM

they are a bit puffy

4/30/2009 9:27:09 PM

some women just have big areolas

4/30/2009 9:28:21 PM

I mean I know all about that...but they do seem puffy...I mean not that there is anything wrong with that...I know all women have different types of boobies.

4/30/2009 9:36:09 PM

are you down with the big areolas?

4/30/2009 9:40:47 PM

i just finished having sex. rate my performance from 1-10, with 10 being pornstar.

4/30/2009 10:01:27 PM

^^Depends

^10 probably.

5/1/2009 12:27:00 AM

set em up

5/1/2009 11:09:25 AM