dharney All American 4445 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i'm generally not into blondes...or slutty chicks in general.." |
wow thats like my #1 go to type3/13/2012 10:12:03 AM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
different strokes i guess
[Edited on March 13, 2012 at 11:08 AM. Reason : rrrrrrrrrrr] 3/13/2012 11:07:52 AM |
jsdail All American 3260 Posts user info edit post |
Dude's arm is bigger than his head
cross eyez
Is Duane Chapman DJ'ing now...
3/13/2012 4:10:41 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Grimace has really let himself go:
3/14/2012 4:08:59 PM |
Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "" |
is that mannie fresh's retarded cousin?3/14/2012 4:10:21 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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same chick?]
3/14/2012 4:11:12 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
yeah that's her
though her smile is all kinds of fucked up in the first pic 3/14/2012 4:12:11 PM |
Beethoven86 All American 3001 Posts user info edit post |
I think so. She's got the same lip curve. Looks a whole lot fatter in the top pic though. 3/14/2012 4:12:37 PM |
Wolfmarsh What? 5975 Posts user info edit post |
She is hot in both pics.
Ill carry on with my fantasty that she wants me to save her from a virgin life of bar hopping. 3/14/2012 4:14:40 PM |
Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
i'd fuck the second pic version, but not the first.
id never call either of them afterward though. 3/14/2012 4:15:15 PM |
acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
V necks elongates the face. Makes her look slimmer.
Wardrobe rule #789686 3/14/2012 4:17:52 PM |
Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
also to be fair her friends are gross. its like one of those eye tricks where there are black lines crossing, and in the white space intersections you see grey. 3/14/2012 4:18:49 PM |
Beethoven86 All American 3001 Posts user info edit post |
Really? The girl on the left I think is pretty cute. 3/14/2012 4:20:31 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
^agreed
she's definitely not ugly 3/14/2012 4:21:51 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "V necks elongates the face. Makes her look slimmer.
Wardrobe rule #789686" |
Smashing tits together takes eyes off the face and makes you more attractive in a bar.
Chubby girl rule #13/14/2012 4:22:53 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
Of all of them I think the girl on the left is pretty
I think y'all are just mesmerized by middle girl's tits because she's be average at best without them 3/14/2012 4:23:19 PM |
Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
nah. she's gross. 3/14/2012 4:24:22 PM |
Wolfmarsh What? 5975 Posts user info edit post |
I like her face, the tits are just a bonus.
In reality, she is a bar rat most likely, so not my type. 3/14/2012 4:24:33 PM |
Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
that jacket in the first pic is doing her no favors. looks like, and hopefully is, a dude's jacket. 3/14/2012 4:29:34 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Talmbout the girl on the left, with the stripes? She’s passable, and if the opportunity presented itself I wouldn’t deny her the opportunity to blow me in the bathroom stall. But to say she’s attractive is misguided. Everything about her face screams average, from the prominent nose to spaced too far apart eyes to the teeth that are just yellow enough to be distracting. Look at her shirt. It reveals nothing about her body whatsoever, leading one to believe she has the classic ‘skinny fat’ physique where she looks decent with clothes on but horrendous naked. And don’t get me started on the Galifinakis purse strap. She’s not someone you pursue; she’s someone you take, once all your other options for that evening are exhausted. 3/14/2012 4:36:19 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
please...give us your analysis of the girl in the middle 3/14/2012 4:37:47 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I think Agent Zero summed her up pretty well, and of course the girl on the right needs no further explanation. 3/14/2012 4:38:56 PM |
jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
man do i love those slave famous analysis posts
makes my day every time 3/14/2012 4:40:26 PM |
Beethoven86 All American 3001 Posts user info edit post |
And THAT is the reason I could never post a picture of myself on TWW. Moderately attractive girl reduced to castoff status in one post. 3/14/2012 4:42:21 PM |
Marlo Veteran 275 Posts user info edit post |
such an unfortunate face to sit on top of such a immaculate body. It's like someone went into photoshop and squished the bottom half of her face up to her nose, but kept her teeth the same size.
3/14/2012 4:53:59 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
I wonder if a nose job could salvage that. 3/14/2012 4:57:57 PM |
Wolfmarsh What? 5975 Posts user info edit post |
Here is a different pic of the chick on the left and right.
And the chick in the middle too:
[Edited on March 14, 2012 at 5:05 PM. Reason : .] 3/14/2012 5:04:28 PM |
adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
blonde girl is very attractive 3/14/2012 5:05:30 PM |
Beethoven86 All American 3001 Posts user info edit post |
See! I think she's pretty (girl on left). Middle girl... each new picture finds her less attractive.
[Edited on March 14, 2012 at 5:06 PM. Reason : ] 3/14/2012 5:05:39 PM |
dyne All American 7323 Posts user info edit post |
I don't think anyone on this forum would truly turn away any of those girls. People are just trolling to bring some laughs to this thread (otherwise it would be boring).
except for the truly hideous ones though, of course.
[Edited on March 14, 2012 at 5:11 PM. Reason : .] 3/14/2012 5:10:59 PM |
Marlo Veteran 275 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I wonder if a nose job could salvage that." |
The only thing that can salvage this girls face is more cleavage.3/14/2012 5:13:32 PM |
Marlo Veteran 275 Posts user info edit post |
Don't get me wrong. I'd fuck her. I just wouldn't kiss her. 3/14/2012 5:14:07 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
I would not hesitate to send collarbone tattoo and cleft lip girl on their way. 3/14/2012 5:17:06 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I play a dick on the internet, but I'm good people in real life. 3/14/2012 5:20:36 PM |
acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
suuure 3/14/2012 5:22:37 PM |
JT3bucky All American 23258 Posts user info edit post |
girl on the left swears up and down to her friends that we had sex.
we didnt.
cute little story she made up though.
she works downtown. shes mehhhhhh. 3/14/2012 5:36:21 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
the bar rat girl certainly gets around . Seems like she abandons her friends quite readily as well.
I hope she's gonna be a weekly "Where's Waldo" figure around here 3/14/2012 5:50:55 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I wonder if a nose job could salvage that." |
She should not be wearing her hear up like that. Wearing her hair down would make a world of difference!3/14/2012 5:55:51 PM |
acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
She can get away with her hair up with the shape of her face. Don't know if hair down will fix the nose. 3/14/2012 6:01:50 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
WEARING
HER
HEAR
[Edited on March 14, 2012 at 6:37 PM. Reason : e] 3/14/2012 6:36:51 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
I WEAR MY HEAR BACK AND FORTH 3/14/2012 7:57:40 PM |
rwoody Save TWW 37696 Posts user info edit post |
my evaluation
Yes
Probably
Eh
[Edited on March 14, 2012 at 9:43 PM. Reason : decisive!] 3/14/2012 9:42:59 PM |
Marlo Veteran 275 Posts user info edit post |
My Evaluation:
No.
Nah.
bbrrrrrrbbbbrrrrrrbbbbbbrrrrbbbbbb 3/14/2012 9:51:20 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
are all those pics of her in gay bars? or just with gays? 3/14/2012 10:19:19 PM |
Wolfmarsh What? 5975 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "bbrrrrrrbbbbrrrrrrbbbbbbrrrrbbbbbb" |
lol3/14/2012 10:41:08 PM |
Mr Scrumples Suspended 61466 Posts user info edit post |
Her behavior is atrocious to me! 3/14/2012 11:01:41 PM |
joepeshi All American 8094 Posts user info edit post |
3/15/2012 12:08:44 AM |
Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
to pick up yesterday's discussion, my problem with the blonde chick is that 1) personally, i don't go for blondes, but 2) in all of the pics she's been posted in, she's going IN on that eyeliner, especially around her upper lids and 3) her eyes have this "lazy stoner" thing going on.
she's definitely not "pretty". or "hot". would I turn my face away in disgust if I saw her in public? No. But she's pretty run-of-the-mill and the amount of eyeliner really distracts from any redeeming features she might want to accentuate. if there is a place on the evaluatory scale between "no thank you" and "meh", that is where she lies for me. it's best described as "boring".
Slave Famous came on off the tag pretty well on this one. Well done, sir.
[Edited on March 15, 2012 at 9:55 AM. Reason : .] 3/15/2012 9:53:56 AM |
jsdail All American 3260 Posts user info edit post |
well, after reading all the previous posts on the two chicks in these pictures, I think there is one thing we can all agree on...
Wouldn't hit the chick on the right with a 100 ft. pole. All she is doing is helping her average friends look that much better. 3/15/2012 12:59:31 PM |
toyotafj40s All American 8649 Posts user info edit post |
U guys wouldnt be able to score any of these ladies 3/15/2012 1:05:35 PM |