Went out to eat with a friend and some of his friends. We went to Captain Bills. He asked if shrimp burgers are good...and I was like of course they are

So he orders a shrimp burger and says "can I have it medium rare"

All of us sit at the table and the waitress and have a 5 second moment of awkward silence and then all burst out into laughter...he was like "what, I thought it said burger so that meant there was beef on it"

5/20/2012 8:35:58 PM

Quote :

"Hmm. Trying to figure out why my parents' flight was diverted from landing in Atlanta and sent to Greenville, SC instead... they were told the airport is closed, but I don't see anything like that on the news!"

Zombie outbreak in Atlanta

And yeah fuck those kids, bottombaby. Some kids tried to crash a party I was throwing they'd be quickly regretting it.

5/20/2012 8:42:20 PM

that would be good to know since i have a layover there in 2 days

5/20/2012 10:13:00 PM

I can't sleep.

somebody come read me a story.

5/20/2012 11:29:30 PM

these fucks want me to provide credit reports and background checks from the sheriff's office for me and my wife before they'll even let me look at the damn rental house. even if i did jump through all their ridiculous hoops, i can't even imagine the level of crazy/retarded i'd have to deal with as their tenant.

sucks for them. i'm pretty sure tenants like me are fairly rare in moore fuckin county.

5/20/2012 11:35:59 PM

i have never been so happy to be home

5/21/2012 12:05:22 AM

At first I was worried that my IU Alumni Association e-mail address would stop working.

Then I found they just upgraded from Windows Live Hotmail to Outlook Web App and needed a few days for the switchover; all the e-mails I hadn't been able to see came right up, so nothing went to /dev/null NUL.

Now I can also send e-mail as other accounts, just like in GMail!

5/21/2012 1:14:26 AM

in a fantastic mood after a 2 hour phone conversation with my gf

5/21/2012 1:15:43 AM

Welp. I'm a coder.

5/21/2012 1:46:44 AM

wishing i had some people to chill with right now

playing around with my midi keyboard while listening to Infected Mushroom is fun though

5/21/2012 2:12:27 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJUoj7TIsWs

5/21/2012 9:19:22 AM

Quote :

"these fucks want me to provide credit reports and background checks from the sheriff's office for me and my wife before they'll even let me look at the damn rental house. even if i did jump through all their ridiculous hoops, i can't even imagine the level of crazy/retarded i'd have to deal with as their tenant."

lol makes you wonder what their past tenants were like to make that requirement.

5/21/2012 9:37:38 AM

Too many artificial colors and too much vodka this weekend. So bloated

5/21/2012 9:47:23 AM

Sweat sweat sweat.

You didn't have that much vodka at my house.

5/21/2012 10:45:52 AM

5/21/2012 10:46:15 AM

2^it is more than I usually have.

5/21/2012 10:47:11 AM

^^anndddd block user

5/21/2012 10:48:03 AM

^ oh noes!

5/21/2012 10:48:21 AM

bye quaggy, see you laters

5/21/2012 10:49:39 AM

someone could totally run chit chat these days

5/21/2012 10:50:23 AM

quaggy pwnt, stay home

5/21/2012 10:50:26 AM

I don't get it. What did he do?

5/21/2012 10:54:55 AM

he tried to run shit chat and failed

5/21/2012 10:55:44 AM

so bored

5/21/2012 10:59:32 AM

EMCE pwnt the shit out of him is what happened

5/21/2012 11:01:08 AM

Why the fucks are they always fuckiing with the mother fucking day time tv lineup?

Unwrapped instead of good eats right before work

5/21/2012 11:01:44 AM

daytime tv sucks.

5/21/2012 11:03:08 AM

It realy does, but I get used to something and the next day they change it

5/21/2012 11:04:51 AM

^^ vacation?

5/21/2012 11:19:53 AM

nah. Just from what I remember when I was unemployed.

5/21/2012 11:24:03 AM

5/21/2012 11:24:35 AM

5/21/2012 11:54:18 AM

Caseyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I miss our rambling thread (again)

5/21/2012 11:55:52 AM

i'm just not the rambler i used to be

5/21/2012 12:00:48 PM

it's ok...you can ramble to me in gchat

5/21/2012 12:05:14 PM

Date should be here any second... famous last words?

5/21/2012 12:26:41 PM

don't talk about your ex

5/21/2012 12:28:17 PM

Do people actually talk about their exes while on dates

5/21/2012 12:30:00 PM

yep, you would be surprised.


also pepto bismol fb page has 296,554 likes

[Edited on May 21, 2012 at 12:31 PM. Reason : .]

5/21/2012 12:30:33 PM

That's...weird.

5/21/2012 12:31:41 PM

Date went well...thank you futurama

5/21/2012 1:32:50 PM

Did you bond over Futurama? Awesome

5/21/2012 1:34:10 PM

you need to elaborate how futurama improved your date.

5/21/2012 1:34:33 PM

is there anyone on facebook that didn't get married or go to a wedding last weekend?

5/21/2012 1:34:38 PM

I didn't!

5/21/2012 1:39:39 PM

i think i didnt

5/21/2012 2:28:18 PM

i'm kinda tired of the parrot

5/21/2012 3:16:37 PM

productive day!

5/21/2012 3:22:33 PM

we talked about how sad "i waited for you fry was" during lunch, so it gave us something to talk about

5/21/2012 4:00:22 PM

comedy central plays that episode way too much

5/21/2012 4:07:33 PM