Y'all have some weird sleep issues

His poor face pharmacy run after breakfast is in order

6/3/2012 8:27:29 AM

Looooooong work day ahead. Gotta keep the kids out of the way most of the day, then dress them in their traditional Indian clothes and bring them up to say hello to a house full of rich people. I feel like Im working for the von trapp family.

6/3/2012 9:01:04 AM

7 hour work shift and then not a damn thing to do until Tuesday. Come on 5 oclock

6/3/2012 9:02:57 AM

What happened last night

6/3/2012 10:51:18 AM

6/3/2012 11:17:47 AM

good question...

6/3/2012 11:18:17 AM

Show her that kitten dick?
wtf

6/3/2012 11:31:44 AM

What's an easy way of getting rid of spiders and their nasty egg sacs? I don't know what kind of spiders they are and I don't want to find out.

6/3/2012 11:53:16 AM

fire

6/3/2012 12:08:59 PM

gmail is being slow as fuck today! FWP

6/3/2012 1:03:57 PM

working fine over here...

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wish I could believe it

6/3/2012 2:00:34 PM

is pizzamerica open on sundays? they arent answering

6/3/2012 4:44:58 PM

The hfmd is fucking with my brain. I just feel itchy

6/3/2012 4:46:21 PM

pool time was nice

6/3/2012 5:25:04 PM

fuck, why do I still keep putting avent ferry as my address

6/3/2012 5:33:23 PM

Quote :

"The hfmd is fucking with my brain. I just feel itchy"

LK, I had one day where I just felt bad, my stomach felt off, and I ran a low (99-100) fever before the itching started.

The doctor told me that I didn't need to put anything on my daughter's rash, but I was so miserable that I started putting Calamine lotion on mine and it's heaven. I'm considering putting it on my daughter's feet where the rash is the worst (and I know she won't be putting it in her mouth).

[Edited on June 3, 2012 at 5:49 PM. Reason : .]

6/3/2012 5:47:52 PM

Lol you two are cracking me up, hope you feel better!

6/3/2012 5:50:49 PM

It's nuts. I have 3 FB friends in two different cities several hours apart who have kids with HFMD.

6/3/2012 5:52:08 PM

the changes in the lion os are more annoying than useful for me. lame

6/3/2012 6:02:47 PM

this is going to be a week imo

I am pretty worried...

6/3/2012 6:22:57 PM

i really want to play where's the water on my phone, but it's only at 36% charged and i don't have a wall charger with me. fwp.

[Edited on June 3, 2012 at 7:14 PM. Reason : i guess i should have posted that in the fwp thread, but it's what i'm thinking about right now]

6/3/2012 7:09:15 PM

Macho just had his mind blown by a firefly

6/3/2012 8:46:15 PM

I don't want to throw your toy anymore, dog

6/3/2012 8:50:51 PM

forcing my weights worth of vegetables down my throat every day this week is going to make me kill someone

6/3/2012 8:53:53 PM

Quote :

"It's nuts. I have 3 FB friends in two different cities several hours apart who have kids with HFMD."

Ditto. And one of those friends commented on her friend's status whose kid has it. And she lives in England! Fuck hfmd! Rampant as a mofo right now.

Good to know about calamine lotion. If bumps show up on me I will be ready.



And I am lmao (as much as I can with sleeping kiddo) at jack ass 3d. Holy shit this is hilarious!

Well...I WAS and now they've started super gluing/waxing and this just looks painful

[Edited on June 3, 2012 at 9:16 PM. Reason : 3d]

[Edited on June 3, 2012 at 9:20 PM. Reason : Wax]

6/3/2012 9:15:43 PM

Quote :

"Macho just had his mind blown by a firefly"

aha, I would have liked to seen that

6/3/2012 9:31:33 PM

today has been very draining

6/3/2012 9:33:52 PM

I am not sure why I am so afraid to try sardines.

6/3/2012 9:37:17 PM

Quote :

"And I am lmao (as much as I can with sleeping kiddo) at jack ass 3d. Holy shit this is hilarious!"

A few months back Silas pulled that up on Netflix and it was so funny that I let him watch a chunk of it while watching with him. I hated to put it to a halt, but I sure as heck watched the rest of it after he went to bed.

6/3/2012 10:02:25 PM

my dogs always like "stop pestering me"

6/3/2012 10:11:47 PM

Quote :

"I am not sure why I am so afraid to try sardines."

Jacob said he would make you sardine tacos. He's stocked up the pantry.



[Edited on June 3, 2012 at 10:43 PM. Reason : ]

6/3/2012 10:43:47 PM

I crashed hard on a wakeboard earlier and my throat is bruised

6/4/2012 12:10:53 AM

Quote :

"my dogs always like "stop pestering me""

can we trade?

6/4/2012 1:49:40 AM

I haven't partied like this in a long, long, long time. nearly 24 hours later and I'm starting to feel normal again.

6/4/2012 1:57:47 AM

I felt great until my feet hit the floor. Owie blistered feet.

6/4/2012 7:38:31 AM

nothing like the feel of a new pair of Dockers

6/4/2012 8:02:43 AM

My heart dropped for a few seconds from a fb status

Quote :

"Please keep (friend all through school) in your thoughts and prayers..."

Oh shit

Quote :

"...she starts her new job today"

SERIOUSLY?!

6/4/2012 8:30:47 AM

My head hurt so badly, and I just feel lousy on top of it.

6/4/2012 9:34:40 AM

I haven't been to the gym since I went Friday night while running a fever. And I had BoJangles for breakfast. I feel so naughty and my trainer is really going to make me pay for it tomorrow morning -- if I can get shoes on.

6/4/2012 9:36:29 AM

Pro-tip: Just because you shat out a baby doesn't mean anyone on Facebook wants to see your floppy tits.

6/4/2012 9:39:26 AM

Quote :

"Jacob said he would make you sardine tacos. He's stocked up the pantry."

Maybe that would be a good way for me to try them first, actually. Aaron made some sardine toast this weekend, which he said was amazing. But they are so out there in that. Maybe it's better to conceal them a little since I am being squeamish. Which is weird for me, because I usually get annoyed when people are picky eaters with things they have never tried. But I recently tried anchovies and that did not go over very well.

6/4/2012 9:42:36 AM

I only like anchovies in Caesar salad dressing and this chilled pasta dish my friend makes. But they're in such small quantities in those two things that's probably why I can handle it.

6/4/2012 9:43:46 AM

I am fine with the flavor. It's the texture/mental aspects of eating them whole that gets me.

6/4/2012 9:46:09 AM

That's my problem too. Whole anchovy fillets are gritty to me.

6/4/2012 9:49:05 AM

6/4/2012 10:14:10 AM

HAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHA

6/4/2012 10:15:46 AM

I need a new multivitamin, but the one recommended to me is 38 bucks for 120 pills, and you take 8 of those fuckers a day.

6/4/2012 10:21:36 AM

^ i found a really good multivitamin at Whole Foods. i think it was $25 for 90 days which isn't ideal but it is vegan and free of all the crap i can't have.

6/4/2012 10:23:54 AM

what the fuuu kind of vitamin do you have to take 8 of per day?

6/4/2012 10:24:42 AM

It was called ultra preventive x, recommended for people with auto immune disorders.

6/4/2012 10:26:32 AM