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8/12/2012 4:05:10 PM

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"^I'm sure they will do whats best for the dog. If you love a pet like they do, once you get in a situation where you can't have them you will do whatever it takes to make you feel the dog will be in safe hands. "

yea that is what I hope every owner does, and I know that in the chaos of moving it is easy to just leave the dog at a shelter, but I am asking her not you so

8/12/2012 4:07:06 PM

I already offered to foster the dog if they can't find it a home before moving so it wouldn't have to go to a shelter

y'all really need other things to gossip about

8/12/2012 4:15:38 PM

how is this gossip? I asked her directly and this is the first time I heard she had to give up her pup

you need a dictionary.

8/12/2012 4:27:50 PM

catfight!

RAWR

8/12/2012 4:38:03 PM

punchmonk and qntmfred know way too many people to have to take a dog to the shelter. Give them a little credit, sheesh

8/12/2012 4:45:44 PM

Got this one a few days ago and didn't realize it.

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"tonight i went to the bar. i was pretty much the only white person there. i had a few drinks and left, i was buzzed. i was depressed, i called the suicide hotline and pulled over and bawled on the side of the road, first time i have called them although i have contemplated suicide many times (depression runs in my family). i got lost then pulled over because i stopped on the side of the road to look up directions. the cop said he smelled alcohol on me (i had one drink at my house and two at the bar, strong drinks). he got a call on his radio and let me go. i decided not to go to my friends whose house i was on my way to and turned around and went home. my dog won't come near me. i still feel like i want to die "

8/12/2012 5:55:29 PM

why so depressed?

8/12/2012 6:05:57 PM

That person is:
White
(presumably) male
Has friends
Has a dog
Has a car
Can afford to go out and drink
Doesn't live with his parents
Was lucky enough to get out of a certain DUI charge

What do they NOT have to be depressed about...?

8/12/2012 6:55:15 PM

now accepting confessions

8/12/2012 9:54:41 PM

confessssssssssssss....

8/12/2012 10:37:25 PM

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"i've only prayed once in my life. the outcome was actually good now that i think back on it. though the "outcome" wasn't apparent to me for almost a year, and the prayer itself was over 7 years ago. i am not a religious person, but that night i found myself in such a sad place that i really didn't know what else to do. so i prayed, and hoped i wouldn't be struck down for hypocrisy (among other things). i've never managed to get to that place again, at least not until now. that place where i have no idea what to do, no clue where to turn, and prayer seems like the only option. so i pray again tonight. and hope that somehow, in some way, my prayers are heard and answered."

8/12/2012 10:39:46 PM

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"i've made this joke plenty of times before. "if there is a god then [insert unlikely thing that benefits me] will happen, and if that happens then i'll have faith a god exists." this time I almost believe that I believe that. I really want another shot with her, and if that happens, who knows, maybe I will believe in a god for the first time... ever."

8/12/2012 10:49:54 PM

BigEgo

8/12/2012 10:57:04 PM

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"not really a confession, more of a rant. People are really pissy and sad today. Is there some sort of a communal cereal bowl that was pissed in and everyone ate from? Bunch of folks with sandy vaginas today. I'm guessing not enough sex is the problem."

8/13/2012 12:06:45 AM

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"LesaBenz (11:45) : i wanna make headlines one day. sadly, i wanna hurt people when i do make headlines. settledown (11:46) : that's fucked up Lesa. it sounds like the kind of shit that gets people locked up. LesaBenz (11:46) : locked up or dead, yeah. LesaBenz (11:46) : you act like i don't think this kinda "fucked up shit" on a daily basis. thanks for the concern son."

8/13/2012 1:46:33 AM

And not a single fuck was given

8/13/2012 7:52:20 AM

We one this time! LesaBenz was defeated and we continued our wonderful conversation.

8/13/2012 8:36:47 AM

^You're # won!

8/13/2012 8:59:01 AM

^^I, too, have juan before.

8/13/2012 9:04:19 AM

Grrr. I just woke up, give me a break

8/13/2012 9:26:04 AM

bmel pwnt

8/13/2012 9:34:31 AM

hahahaha

8/13/2012 9:44:45 AM

accepting confessions

8/13/2012 10:06:57 PM

Rejecting Confessions. I swear, if you people keep turning my inbox green... I'll quit.

8/13/2012 10:28:00 PM

I'll take confessions

8/13/2012 10:29:21 PM

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"So my gf of 2.5 years leaves for south Africa to study abroad in a week. We haven't been apart for longer than/then 3 weeks so this is kinds scary for both of us. Anyways I invite her over for one of the last times we'll be able to hook up. As soon as she comes over she tells me she got her period a week early. However she doesn't mention this until after I offer to take a bath with her. I said yes not wanting to piss her off (hormones). So I'm sitting there opposite her in this tub full of both warm water and some small amount of period blood. THEN she realizes she needs to nanny at a pool the next day. So she starts shaving. In the tub. With me still in it. When she started shaving her bikini line I got out. But before i did, i was literally "bathing" in a tub of lukewarm water, period blood, leg hair, and used womens shaving cream. So two questions: 1. Too open of a relationship? 2. When the fuck did I become so pussy whipped?"

8/14/2012 12:30:12 AM

Lol. You're fucked. You might as well put a ring on it because you're already an old married couple and then some.

8/14/2012 12:39:27 AM

HAHA EWW

I dont care how long you're together, that should gross anyone out

8/14/2012 12:47:13 AM

yeah, that's pretty gross

8/14/2012 12:49:22 AM

8/14/2012 12:58:03 AM

God, drop that shit asap.

8/14/2012 12:58:49 AM

sound the death knell

8/14/2012 1:01:54 AM

she's about to break up with you the first time you hear from her after she arrives in Africa

8/14/2012 1:21:04 AM

^this.

8/14/2012 1:31:30 AM

1. Too open of a relationship?
More open than most, but I've heard of kinkier/stranger things that that.

2. When the fuck did I become so pussy whipped?"
It's just blood son, blood from a vagina. You are pussy whipped if you can't handle a little blood.

8/14/2012 1:36:22 AM

if your gf of 2.5 yrs makes excuses and avoids sex the week before she leaves to go out of the country for an extended period of time, she wants to break up with you

8/14/2012 1:40:42 AM

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"Anyways I invite her over for one of the last times we'll be able to hook up. As soon as she comes over she tells me she got her period a week early. However she doesn't mention this until after I offer to take a bath with her."

Take one for the team after all, it's

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" one of the last times we'll be able to hook up"

8/14/2012 1:42:26 AM

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"I stole a chess set from the Student Activity Board. I love that chess set. "

8/14/2012 1:47:14 AM

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"she's about to break up with you the first time you hear from her after she arrives in Africa"

8/14/2012 6:51:15 AM

she's going to break up with you because you don't know the difference between "then" and "than"

8/14/2012 7:18:10 AM

^

8/14/2012 8:05:21 AM

i bet this guy isn't telling the whole story. he was probably doing the shaving

8/14/2012 8:24:58 AM

I should not have read that story while eating lunch.

8/14/2012 1:01:01 PM

I am not sure if I am desensitized or what, but that doesn't really gross me out much. Granted I would never do that or think it's a normal/acceptable thing to do. But I don't feel ey about it.

8/14/2012 1:07:46 PM

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"i bet this guy isn't telling the whole story. he was probably doing the shaving"

i thought it was going to lead to period bath tub sex because that's what should have happened

8/14/2012 2:06:18 PM

Girl comes over under the guise of fucking then drops the period bomb?



Likely why I've never had a proper girlfriend

8/14/2012 2:11:25 PM

The only part that grosses me out is just that this is all going on in the bathtub. Shower? Sure. Chilling out in bath water? Pretty questionable.

8/14/2012 2:46:30 PM

lol well my bf and I will take bubble baths together but he has a giant jacuzzi and we set up the ipad and watch a movie or something. My ex used to like to watch me shave in the shower, I"m not sure if that's gross or not

8/14/2012 2:50:26 PM

It is

8/14/2012 2:51:28 PM