I don't mind shaving my legs or whatever in front of anyone, but I don't like shaving my nether regions with an audience. Simply because I feel foolish in some of the positions I have to get into in order to shave my butt.

[Edited on August 14, 2012 at 2:54 PM. Reason : Oh great page topper.]

8/14/2012 2:54:10 PM

i shaved my legs and my nether regions in the bathtub this weekend while he sat on the toilet (lid down of course), watching me and chatting

8/14/2012 3:34:14 PM

^, ^^

8/14/2012 3:36:30 PM

^My thoughts exactly.

8/14/2012 3:37:19 PM

It ain't like your taint don't grow hair.

8/14/2012 3:37:35 PM

8/14/2012 3:37:55 PM

oh, i forgot. if you're overweight you aren't allowed to talk about shaving things, let alone actually having sex. OH THE HORROR.

you wanna know what we did after the shower?

8/14/2012 3:40:49 PM

No need to share information that others find repulsive. I could tell everyone here about the massive shits I take, the massive loogies I hawk, or the massive loads I drop, but I exercise discretion and don't.

8/14/2012 3:41:28 PM

wow, i just got compared to a repulsive pile of shit exiting a man's rectum.

fucking awesome.

8/14/2012 3:42:46 PM

Compared to what others say about you, consider it a compliment

8/14/2012 3:44:23 PM

8/14/2012 3:50:28 PM

Quote :

"i shaved my legs and my nether regions in the bathtub this weekend while he sat on the toilet (lid down of course), watching me and chatting"

Sweet reunion Jamaica and Spain
We're like how we were again
I'm in the tub,
you on the seat
Lick your lips as I soak my feet

8/14/2012 4:14:58 PM

Can someone explain how LesaBenz calls herself overweight in this thread but was hating on DivaBaby for being fat & saying how she had lost a lot of weight & could talk shit or something??

Wtfzerz

8/14/2012 4:24:53 PM

FAT GIRLS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED ON THE INTERNET

8/14/2012 4:30:09 PM

it is because of that drama that i have changed the way i say things.

8/14/2012 4:34:45 PM

So is she back to banging her husband or has that ship finally sailed? As people have gotten older, this site can be very awkward at times. Instead of people sleeping around...they're sleeping around and getting divorced and shit. I can't imagine Joie and Cody continuing to post on this site if their divorce goes through (well...one might...but not both).

8/14/2012 4:46:14 PM

8/14/2012 7:14:07 PM

^that pic is fab

8/14/2012 7:35:17 PM

[Edited on August 14, 2012 at 8:13 PM. Reason : a]

8/14/2012 8:08:49 PM

^open your eyes my child. he pointed to bottombaby.

8/14/2012 8:10:28 PM

true, but still

8/14/2012 8:13:40 PM

8/14/2012 8:16:35 PM

Quote :

"i shaved my legs and my nether regions in the bathtub this weekend while he sat on the toilet (lid down of course), watching me and chatting"

[begin impersonation of posters on this page]

OMFG it sounds like a healthy relationship

[Edited on August 14, 2012 at 8:51 PM. Reason : ]

8/14/2012 8:51:36 PM

8/14/2012 8:55:42 PM

Bathtub confession part 2

Quote :

"God now I understand why this thread ia popular. Its like a thread dedicated to my relationship for a page or so. 1. I directly showered afterwards. It was a pretty gross experience. Not gonna do it again. 2. How the heck is having her period making an excuse? Its not like she can control when she gets her period... I think. 3. I didn't say we didn't have period sex... just not in that gross ass tub."

8/14/2012 10:10:14 PM

ITT we learn that LesaBenz shaves her nether regions .

8/14/2012 10:13:35 PM

yea if it hadnt been obvious that she was telling the truth it might seem like an excuse...

8/14/2012 10:16:24 PM

8/14/2012 10:26:12 PM

I thought she was refusing to have sex because she was on her period. "I'll let you splash around in my period bath, but don't even think you're going to have sex with me."

8/14/2012 10:27:08 PM

I like how he comes back pm confessing that he did, indeed, hit that


have fun being broken up with

8/14/2012 10:29:45 PM

Quote :

"I just realized that I can purchase "Sexual Wellness" items from Amazon. I can use my 1-Click button for sexual purposes? Yes, please. I just bought this: I also used my credit card rewards points and splurged on next day shipping. "

8/15/2012 12:44:39 PM

what is that?

8/15/2012 12:54:20 PM

arent you aware of buttplug panty liners

8/15/2012 12:55:07 PM

I also have no idea what that is.

8/15/2012 12:59:24 PM

haha, it's actually a "rabbit"




i wanna know how that one turns out, lelo's are durable, if not the strongest vibe

8/15/2012 1:00:04 PM

i'm going to venture a guess here (without actually visiting Amazon and looking at that particular item while at work ) that the longer part goes in the vagina and the shorter part on top is for clitoral stimulation

8/15/2012 1:00:53 PM

http://www.amazon.com/Lelo-XELO1595-Soraya-Vibrator-Black/dp/B004AZMDBK

8/15/2012 1:02:29 PM

I have the Lelo Nea and adore it.



It was my first rechargeable vibrator. I don't know why I fussed with batteries for all those years.

8/15/2012 1:05:39 PM

Is that a newer version of a rabbit?? I looked at rabbits years ago (back in 04/05) for a girlfriend...and they definitely didn't look like that.

Looks like they "streamlined" the Rabbit.

8/15/2012 1:07:55 PM

Quote :

"haha, it's actually a "rabbit" "

heh damn they've definitely evolved since the last time I saw one at a sex toy party/tww gathering

8/15/2012 1:07:59 PM

^gee Minka, when was your last sex toy party/tww gathering?

8/15/2012 1:10:14 PM

i have a couple of the lelo toys as well. they're the only things i've found indestructible

8/15/2012 1:11:26 PM

8/15/2012 1:12:01 PM

i have a Lelo toy, but i don't like it at all. only used it once. thankfully i'm not the one that bought it, cuz those fuckers are expensive.

^ahahhhaahah Minkaboo

8/15/2012 1:12:22 PM

8/15/2012 1:13:49 PM

Lelo makes pretty sex toys. I think that a lot of the rabbit toys looks weird or scary. . .who wants a dolphin making nice with their naughty bits?

8/15/2012 1:36:01 PM

an ex a long time ago bought me that blue dolphin thing, and the lady at the sex toy shop said to him, "look at it this way, if she doesn't like it you can always use it to stir concrete."

8/15/2012 1:39:39 PM

Quote :

"i have a couple of the lelo toys as well. they're the only things i've found indestructible"

do I even want to ask what you are doing to destroy these

8/15/2012 1:49:28 PM

^doesn't take much

8/15/2012 1:50:42 PM

Quote :

"It would be fantastic if you and Divababy lezzed out. Breast sucking, cunnilingus, the whole nine yards. I would pay to see that. "

they made me post it

8/15/2012 1:56:31 PM