I'm sorry you even had to read that.

[Edited on August 15, 2012 at 1:57 PM. Reason : 288]

8/15/2012 1:56:56 PM

i'm sorry you had to read it too


o/

8/15/2012 1:57:18 PM

8/15/2012 1:58:40 PM

i can't fap to this

8/15/2012 2:03:09 PM

8/15/2012 2:08:48 PM

gah damn
all you guys around here always looking for something to fap to

get a girlfriend for crying out loud

8/15/2012 2:10:29 PM

i've got a girlfriend. i can't fap to that either.

8/15/2012 2:16:02 PM

what kinda girlfriend doesn't like watching her guy fap, even just a little bit?

8/15/2012 2:21:09 PM

*raises hand*

8/15/2012 2:25:29 PM

Can't see why LeseBenz doesn't get the DNL treatment. Everyone abhors her and she contributes nothing of value. Addition by subtraction in its purest form.

8/15/2012 2:35:44 PM

everyone doesn't abhor me
and i'm not a creepy stalker

8/15/2012 2:37:47 PM

Teh bunny rabbit is ok wif me. She refriends me every time she goes on a defriending binge.

8/15/2012 2:40:46 PM

aha i'm such a fucking psycho

8/15/2012 2:42:21 PM

I love this thread and I don't mind LesaBenz even though I always misread her name as Lesbianz

8/15/2012 2:45:10 PM

^that's perfectly fine with me, it's kinda funny actually because i didn't even see it that way until someone pointed it out

8/15/2012 2:45:55 PM

Uhm, I thought that it was supposed to be a Lesbian reference.

8/15/2012 2:46:33 PM

it totally wasn't

8/15/2012 2:46:51 PM

Oh, man. Maybe I should stop talking to you then.

8/15/2012 2:47:12 PM

8/15/2012 2:48:49 PM

Uhm, I thought that it was supposed to be a Lesbian reference.

8/15/2012 2:54:47 PM

I figured it wasn't because it's crazy spelled, not punny, and had the weird caps. Plus, I didn't think she like women, but I hardly know any of you people

8/15/2012 2:56:53 PM

This is just like real life... The women you don't want to think about being naked, or sexually active at all, are talking about their genitals and lezzing out. all while the attractive women that you would take a thump on your left nut to be with, are absent.

8/15/2012 3:00:48 PM

Pretty girls are boring in bed.

Ok, so not all of them. But I've noticed the less attractive girls work harder at it.

8/15/2012 3:03:10 PM

What other observations have you made about sex, Erica?

8/15/2012 3:08:31 PM

8/15/2012 3:11:33 PM

"It's better to ask for forgiveness later than permission first." also applies to the bedroom.

8/15/2012 3:13:50 PM

This is just like real life... The women you don't want to think about being naked, or sexually active at all, are talking about their genitals and lezzing out. all while the attractive women that you would take a thump on your left nut to be with, are absent.

8/15/2012 3:25:56 PM

wow, that gif was wayyy too long

8/15/2012 3:58:41 PM

i feel this should get back on the confession track...

8/16/2012 12:49:25 AM

Quote :

"I'm so torn up about this break up I'm writing songs I'd never actually finish about how irrational I'm being. On the bright side, I'm almost ready to move on and stop prioritizing someone that doesn't prioritize me."

when a heart breaks, no it don't break even

8/16/2012 1:20:24 AM

Quote :

"Joies new man is fucking hideous. Cody was higher on the ladder than this gross beast thing. But maybe he has a big dick!"

from earlier today

8/17/2012 12:28:12 AM

^^, ^ related?

8/17/2012 12:31:33 AM

nope. very related. although i did have further conversation with ^^^. and apparently that person is going to hopefully take their first step of moving on tonight maybe.

8/17/2012 12:36:40 AM

This just all proves that if you preen a girls ego enough and in the right way you too could turn a married woman.

8/17/2012 2:01:54 AM

"nope not related"... gah. my mind is still at work...

8/17/2012 2:02:06 AM

as a follow-up to this:

Quote :

"I just realized that I can purchase "Sexual Wellness" items from Amazon. I can use my 1-Click button for sexual purposes? Yes, please. I just bought this: I also used my credit card rewards points and splurged on next day shipping. "

i received the following:

Quote :

"My Lelo Soraya vibrator arrived from Amazon today. I am not use to inserting anything to masturbate. This was an entirely new experience for me. I was almost overwhelmed by the sensation of a vibrator not only on my clit, but also my G-spot. I couldn't decide if I wanted to throw it across the room or turn it up for more. It was really intense. "

8/17/2012 9:34:41 AM

I would pay money to see someone sling a vibrator across the room as they get off.

Confessions accepted currently.

8/17/2012 9:56:58 PM

i'm accepting confessions

8/17/2012 10:10:43 PM

Quote :

"I have a pair of her panties, which I may or may not be wearing right now... they actually look pretty good on me "

Obviously, the confessor is not a woman.

8/18/2012 8:47:09 PM

Quote :

"I don't particularly know what's going on behind the joie and Cody situation. I like both of them, and it sucks to see things are on the rocks. But after reading the thread, I felt the need to contribute something I realized long ago. Others have made the assertion that j. Caldwell is a fraud. I can't agree more. I've met him, and he threw around his "days work" and his "art" for a group to look at and ogle. "Do you want to see my art?". The smugness and sarcastic tone with which he spoke made my skin crawl. His photos were passed around not long after the victim he photographed left the group for the evening. If they were truly art, should they have been passed around while the model was present? So that everyone could make poignant comments into the deep and introspective nature of his composition? It was smut, and he knew it. He's playing a game, and he's using people in the process. Whether or not he was a cause of the split, I haven't got a clue. However, I felt some first hand confirmation was needed: J Caldwell doesn't even think his garbage is art. "

[Edited on August 19, 2012 at 12:23 AM. Reason : jesus]

8/19/2012 12:22:51 AM

Quote :

"I'm developing feelings that I shouldn't be developing, for many reasons really. Reason #1 is that I think they feelings are a little one-sided. Which kind of makes the rest of the reasons pointless, right?"

I don't think that it makes them pointless; I don't think feelings have a point. You experience them and decide whether or not to act on them. Sometimes it's just nice to be attracted to someone and experience the things they make you feel. Then again, I'm the "wait and see what happens" rather than the "make the first move" type.

Still, you don't know for sure whether or not the feelings are mutual until you ask, right?

8/19/2012 2:02:05 PM

preach it, brother!

although, this being TWW and all... I think it is safe to say that the feelings are not mutual

8/19/2012 2:08:57 PM

Quote :

"bottombaby and thumper are the queens of TMI on TWW. it makes me want to vomit every time. "

I will say that this thread is not going the way I would prefer.

8/20/2012 12:35:18 AM

Mission accomplished. I've obviously specifically set out to offend and nausiate the masses with tales of my vigorous sex life.

8/20/2012 9:50:29 AM

Quote :

" the way bottombaby hovers around that white trash thread is pretty ironic"

you should make a thread about it BB. Then everybody that reads it expects it, welcomes it, or are going out of their way to hate. Lol. But forreal i come in here for anonymous graphic knowledge.

8/20/2012 12:16:06 PM

I am thinking, that's aguy

8/20/2012 12:19:27 PM

Quote :

"I'm currently in the midst of one of the most sexually fulfilling relationships I've had. I just worry it's going to ruin me for future relationships. "

say word?

[Edited on August 20, 2012 at 12:36 PM. Reason : ^^I get a fairly even distro of guy and girl confessions. i suppose i need to see the thread]

8/20/2012 12:35:15 PM

I hover around the white trash thread because I created it. Even a poor farmer's daughter has to look down her nose at someone.

8/20/2012 1:31:36 PM

bttt

i came here to see if this thread i created was still on the front page

COME ON GUYS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[Edited on August 21, 2012 at 7:34 PM. Reason : also i guess i'll take some confessions or something]

8/21/2012 7:34:42 PM

feel free to send me bewb related confessions

kthx

8/21/2012 8:29:10 PM