Dude wrote this on George Takei's page! Meanie!

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"the japs were interned because they wouldnt move inland and away from the coastal area where they were aiding enemy japanese soldiers who were engaged in sabotage. not a very bright move on THIER part, wouldnt you agree. and quit your whining, stalag 13 it wasnt you , jap queer. oh, i called you a queer AND a jap ON your page? life is funny that way sometimes. stop being sucha bitch. id like to intern you RIGHT now ..just for being a douchenozzle"

5/28/2013 5:29:28 PM

my mom shared this

5/28/2013 8:25:13 PM

Quote :

"Lets go haet"

[Edited on May 28, 2013 at 11:29 PM. Reason : [sic]]

5/28/2013 11:29:09 PM

^^and? what happen to it?!

5/29/2013 1:01:16 PM

5/29/2013 1:15:41 PM

A guy I grew up with. He's done some drugs in his day

Quote :

"is today Einstein's day or anything Cruz if anyone gets y he was the man E=Mc2 don't mean shit to me I don't get it text or call if u do I wanna know I feel like I should know"

Quote :

"has anyone seen the new Roomba commercial you know the vacuum cleaner that does it by itself? That chick don't do the robot she is a robot its unbelievable"

5/30/2013 11:52:58 AM

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"Run on sentences on facebook, drive me fkin crazy. I know most of you graduated from High School. But must not have paid much attention in English or Grammar class."

6/4/2013 11:21:33 AM

Is that someone from HS?

6/4/2013 11:22:04 AM

no it is a 30 year old man

6/4/2013 11:23:40 AM

I meant someone you went to HS with.

6/4/2013 11:24:09 AM

nope, just a moron i met during my travels

6/4/2013 12:37:53 PM

6/4/2013 2:33:27 PM

Lemme guess: West Coaster?

6/4/2013 2:41:31 PM

My cousin has posted that she is going to mexico for thirty months. Is this another of those breast cancer awareness things?

6/4/2013 11:07:35 PM

https://www.facebook.com/events/235833333161103/
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111103154904AAkD4UM

6/5/2013 12:00:44 AM

that's some of the dumbest shit i've ever read

6/5/2013 12:19:12 AM

Quote :

"Hangover 3 was a let down. No one even got drugged or had a hangover"

6/5/2013 12:47:42 AM

I guess they didn't stay for the extra scene

6/5/2013 12:50:44 AM

this isn't really a stupid update...this girl just has the most retarded issues with being a mother...which she catalogs at length on facebook

Quote :

"So my three year old won't eat anything anymore. Unless it's a chicken nugget or spaghetti she's a no go with it. What would you do? I tell her she can eat 3 peas or go to bed... so she happily bounces off to bed. That's the way she is with most veggies, seafood, rice, even some pastas! OMG! It's killing me. I don't want her to be a picky eater!"

YOUR CHILD IS NOT A PICKY EATER....YOUR CHILD IS 3!

all kids eat like assholes pretty much from the time they eat solid food until middle school

6/5/2013 11:39:18 AM

There's actually a science to it. Children don't develop a "taste" for vegetables (and sometimes fruit) until later in life.

She should still make her eat it, but I guess chicken nuggets and spaghetti are considered a healthy alternative by some.

6/5/2013 12:31:46 PM

i heard it referred to as the "brat diet" last week by a doctor...

motherhood just seems to baffle this chick...

"OMG...WHY IS MY 2 YEAR OLD THROWING SO MANY TANTRUMS!?!? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

6/5/2013 12:33:54 PM

IIRC the BRAT diet refers to a diet of bananas, rice, applesauce, & toast. it's supposed to help with GI issues


i have to when people talk about their kids not eating or being picky. usually the parents are enabling and are completely oblivious.

6/5/2013 2:35:37 PM

well that explains it since the kid was puking


if a person gets out of college and still only eats chicken finger baskets and macaroni and cheese at restaurants THEN they're a picky eater...until then, they're just kids

6/5/2013 2:44:28 PM

lol that's pretty much what i ordered every time i went out to eat until i learned to cook during my junior year. i thought i was picky but once i actually tried new things i usually liked them. i didn't even know i liked fish until 5 or so years ago.

[Edited on June 5, 2013 at 2:48 PM. Reason : ]

6/5/2013 2:48:08 PM

6/5/2013 4:04:18 PM

lol^ like I want to respond to it in some intelligent manner, but seriously?

6/5/2013 4:15:18 PM

Quote :

"So every time I turn my ac on, it sounds/smells like my car is burning up! Any suggestions? Compressor? Not a good day for this to happen. Hotter than haites out here."

I think he thinks the phrase refers to Haiti instead of Hades. Just struck me as funny

6/12/2013 1:54:22 PM

I'll give her credit for looking good for being pregnant, but why WHY would you want to post this??



she also used to be in a church youth group w/ me and we are both fb friends with our old youth leader and a few members of the church, which makes this a touch weird.

6/12/2013 11:41:22 PM

Quote :

"Raleigh Times, meet us there!"

[Edited on June 17, 2013 at 3:50 PM. Reason : Buy my ticket, and I am there]

6/17/2013 3:50:11 PM

^^WOW!!! She looks AMAZING!!!

6/17/2013 4:14:11 PM

ew. she's pregnant out of wedlock.

6/17/2013 5:57:39 PM

Quote :

"Ok so excuse my facebook rant real quick but if i get one more happy fathers day text. First of all you wrong second of all you late. I ain't nobody's daddy. They daddys ain't Shit but that's still your father. sorry to my children for my poor taste in men is all you can really say. Cause all these bad fathers was bad before you slept with them so sorry kids for all the bad choices your mothers made that you have to live with...oops my bad boo. — feeling irritated."

Aside from the atrocious spelling/grammar this isn't actually isn't really stupid, but I found it amusing.

6/18/2013 2:47:54 PM

^i can't make heads or tails out of what's going on in that post.

6/18/2013 3:27:05 PM

Quote :

"Can't wait...35 days till I marry my BeSt FrIeNd!!!"

6/23/2013 8:26:08 PM

A guy just "shared" Sarah Palin's status accusing John Kerry of helping the Muslim brotherhood take over Egypt and lying to all of us about it.



Worst part is we have a really similar education and he has a job I'm kinda jealous of. Jesus.

7/6/2013 7:47:27 AM

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"^^WOW!!! She looks AMAZING!!!"

she does, like I think all women aspire to have a pregnant body like that, but I just found it very awkward to find it in my newsfeed.

and slappy1 she is married... so it's ok

7/6/2013 9:08:48 AM

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"For those keeping up with the continuing saga of ATT with me, let me recap. Two weeks ago I spent more than 3 hours on the phone dealing with ATT about my prodigy email account. I needed to update my credit card info as the card had been replaced. I had kept the ATT dial up service to maintain the email account. I spoke with the rep and after changing my cellphone account password, my email password and the name of my first born, was informed that my email account was a free account and that I didn't have to maintain my dial up service to keep the account. I asked this question several times of the roughly half dozen people I kept being passed back and forth to. It turns out that, THEY LIED!!! My email account has been deactivated and I have been on the phone for over an hour so far updating my info again and getting the email account reactivated which I am assured has been done but I still can't log on!!! I have had that email for over 15 years, I don't want to change it, it is used by so many services and people that I will surely miss someone along the way."

holy shit!

7/9/2013 9:23:10 AM

Lol

How old is this person?

7/9/2013 10:52:56 AM

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"RIP to Randy Travis, the greatest North Carolinian of the past century. I'm gonna love you forever and ever. AMEN!"

7/9/2013 10:55:50 AM

his profile said he graduated highschool in Class of 1976

7/9/2013 11:16:19 AM

Quote :

"Jesus Christ has definitely been my light in the wilderness. I just need to remember to keep my eyes open and on Him. "

I swear I saw that guy at Wawa this morning!

7/10/2013 11:01:00 AM

am i the only one contemplating whether or not id fuck that pregnant chick?

oh yeah and

Quote :

"Lil shoulder circuit after clean n presses. Barbell Shrugs, Dirty 30s, Arnold Presses, and Iso DB Shrugs. 3 rounds, 12-15 each. ?#?WorCk? ?#?BoulderShoulders? ?#?Motivation? ?#?MotivateTheWorld? ?#?Gym? ?#?Fitness? ?#?Achieve? ?#?TeamHBP? ?#?VPX? ?#?VPXSports? ?#?TrainInsaneOrRemainTheSame? ?#?HumpDay? ?#?FitnessHumpDay?"

dude posts like 15 hashtags about working out in every status. driving me nuts

[Edited on July 10, 2013 at 11:09 AM. Reason : .]

7/10/2013 11:05:32 AM

Quote :

"If I'm going to continue to be the "bigger person" that is going to require more shoes. I'm just sayin..."

This girl is CONSTANTLY posting passive aggressive shit like this. Sad really.

7/11/2013 5:19:17 PM

that makes about zero sense

7/11/2013 5:20:45 PM

Yeah I gave it like 10 seconds of trying to apply logic to that status and gave up

7/11/2013 5:24:57 PM

not a status, but a comment under a legitimately sincere status:

Quote :

"Racism truly for me ended when Obama became president.... which was a huge mistake lol. (Obama, not racism ending)"

7/19/2013 5:42:19 PM

(same person)

7/19/2013 6:48:46 PM

this girl is the worst. if she's not posting about her vegan eating disorder or her self-diagnosed (via an online quiz) aspergers, she's posting inane bullshit like this.

Quote :

"Dear alarm I set to remind me to soak the pans under the burners on the stove... I don't like you very much and while I soaked them, I have no intention of finishing them and putting them back before I go to bed, So there! "

7/24/2013 11:14:02 AM

status by begonias?

7/24/2013 11:21:09 AM

Quote :

""^^WOW!!! She looks AMAZING!!!""

do most women not look this good?

7/24/2013 11:25:57 AM