ok im ready for more confessions, i'll be at this comp for a while.


also, is anything ono pages 17-27 worth readin?

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 9:56 AM. Reason : 29!]

11/12/2009 9:54:52 AM

yeah, the fact that God was lifting confessions from somethingawful instead of pms

11/12/2009 9:55:22 AM

Quote :

"The first time I fucked my girlfriend in the ass, we didn't have any lube. So we used olive oil. "

11/12/2009 9:56:07 AM

[fag]god[/fag] is an idiot

it was clear the shit he was posting was fake from the get-go

11/12/2009 9:57:26 AM

Bullshit. Half the shit I posted was real.

11/12/2009 9:58:43 AM

Quote :

"I use an ungodly amount of post-it notes everyday. It would probably be more environmentally friendly of me to just use a notebook or notepad. But I can't stop using post-it notes. Used post-notes litter my desk. "

11/12/2009 9:59:14 AM

leave it to God to fuck up a good thing

11/12/2009 9:59:32 AM

Quote :

"i don't think you're a fag "

11/12/2009 10:00:57 AM

lame

11/12/2009 10:01:55 AM

from the same person that was talking about coming out to tww:

Quote :

"If Fhqwhgads thinks she knows who I am, she should PM me. I'd be surprised if she guessed correctly."

11/12/2009 10:02:01 AM

Quote :

"i used to date a girl who had a thing for going down on me EVERYTIME my mother/father/grandparents would call. i've never talked to my family more than while we were dating. "

11/12/2009 10:02:46 AM

Quote :

"I don't think my boyfriend has ever done a single romantic thing for me. "

Quote :

"After ending things with an ex of mine many years agao, I still have recurring dreams about him. Then I wake up and miss him. "

lots of sadness in my inbox

11/12/2009 10:03:17 AM

Quote :

"I seriously think that I should pursue a relationship where my partner and I can be swingers. BC I'm not the most faithful person by a long shot. I've cheated on all my boyfriends."

11/12/2009 10:05:27 AM

ahahaha


I probably am wrong. The person I think it is has come out on Myspace at least.

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 10:06 AM. Reason : f]

11/12/2009 10:05:38 AM

^^i SO could not do that.

11/12/2009 10:05:56 AM

Quote :

"When I convinced my girlfriend to do anal beads for the first time, she agreed under the stipulation that she would have to use them on me the next night (after thorough cleaning of course). Awkward!"

11/12/2009 10:07:26 AM

Quote :

"I lost my virginity when I was 8... with the preacher's son. I'm still not sure how I feel about that. I saw him like 2 years ago, and it was a bit awkward (but it was okay, because he was hot as fuck)."

11/12/2009 10:08:43 AM

Quote :

"I'm pretty sure my grandmother caught me having sex in high school. My parents let me stay at home when they were out of town, but my grandmother was supposed to periodically check in on me. My bf and I were doing our thing, when we thought we heard someone coming upstairs. He bolted down the hallway buck naked just as she opened the door. I think she was too surprised seeing my naked ass that she didn't notice him darting down the hallway, but still...pretty sure she knows."

11/12/2009 10:11:18 AM

^LOL

11/12/2009 10:13:34 AM

Quote :

"Sometimes my cat stares at me so hard I feel like she will start to eat me when I fall asleep"

where's that pic Bigman posted ?
nm here it is!


[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 10:18 AM. Reason : ha]

11/12/2009 10:14:34 AM

Cats just do that.

11/12/2009 10:15:26 AM

it's even scarier when they're staring at you while kneading a blanket

11/12/2009 10:15:50 AM

Quote :

"i was actually kinda bummed when you wouldn't add me on Facebook. i like stalking photo galleries."

.


hjaha

11/12/2009 10:15:51 AM

Quote :

"One time when my girlfriend was giving me head she pointed my dick away from her mouth right when I finished. The problem was that she pointed it right at my own face. She started laughing when she looked up and saw that I had just given myself a money shot."

11/12/2009 10:17:11 AM

Quote :

"I'm really really afraid of flying. "

11/12/2009 10:17:27 AM

Quote :

"i had rape charges filed on me once, but she ended up dropping the charges when i sent the video over to her attorney. now i record all my bedroom activities."

11/12/2009 10:18:48 AM

Quote :

"I'm pretty envious of the life you live, and some other wolfwebbers. I hardly make enough to pay all my bills and go out every weekend. Let alone go to a world series game or go to VEGAS! "

11/12/2009 10:20:22 AM

Quote :

"I have showed naked pictures of my girlfriend to my friends."

11/12/2009 10:23:18 AM

confess to me someone

11/12/2009 10:23:29 AM

Quote :

"i'm pretty turned on by that squirting picture you posted. i love making my girlfriend squirt."

(i was too)

11/12/2009 10:23:35 AM

Quote :

"i've hooked up with over 200 wolfwebbers "

LAME

11/12/2009 10:23:50 AM

confession time people

11/12/2009 10:24:22 AM

Quote :

"i've hooked up with OVER NINE THOUSAND wolfwebbers "

EVEN LAMER

11/12/2009 10:25:35 AM

just don't post confessions people send you if you know they're fake

11/12/2009 10:28:10 AM

Quote :

"I have had sex with 6 girls I have met on the internet. 2 of them I met on TWW, the other 4 on MySpace. "

11/12/2009 10:28:24 AM

Quote :

"I drive while drinking almost daily."

11/12/2009 10:28:31 AM

Quote :

"I have had unprotected sex with every girl I have fucked. In fact, I think I have only worn a condom like 5 times in my entire life. "

note to self

don't sleep with THIS guy

11/12/2009 10:29:16 AM

I'll play

11/12/2009 10:32:36 AM

I am back and open for business.

at IRSeriousCat confessions, confidentiality is priority #1!

11/12/2009 10:33:13 AM

Quote :

"i have nekked pics of my ex-wife posted online"

11/12/2009 10:33:18 AM

Quote :

"I just made an omelet with onions, mushrooms, green pepper, diced tomatoes, and pepperjack cheese "

sounds goooooooooood

11/12/2009 10:33:44 AM

Quote :

"of the last four guys i slept with, all of them i slept with on the first date "

11/12/2009 10:34:51 AM

confessions that could go in the WAYTA or breakfast/lunch/dinner thread = lame

11/12/2009 10:35:16 AM

^^^That's not a confession.

Unless the person is 300lb and feels totally guilty about it and cried to themselves while eating it.

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 10:36 AM. Reason : -]

11/12/2009 10:35:39 AM

Quote :

"sometimes i wonder how life would've been different if i had met my girlfriend 2 or 3 years later than i did. "

11/12/2009 10:36:54 AM

^^he/she titled the PM "confession" so i posted it

don't hate the player
hate the game

11/12/2009 10:36:58 AM

send me more

11/12/2009 10:38:13 AM

Quote :

"Most guys on this site are intimidated by me because of my looks, but I really wish they'd come onto me. I'd fuck most of them."

11/12/2009 10:38:21 AM

Back! Your secrets are safe with me.

11/12/2009 10:40:53 AM

Quote :

"I have had sex with 38 different girls "

bring them all people.

open up your psyche to DRSeriouscat

11/12/2009 10:49:02 AM