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8/4/2005 9:43:04 AM

hahaha according to my boss im in a "strange mood today"

lol DUH

8/4/2005 9:46:06 AM

Quote :

"can i get it back to the "Donate to matts new car fund""

Fuck that, you have a car thats still in one piece.

8/4/2005 9:49:06 AM

lol what did you do to yours?

8/4/2005 9:50:12 AM

Rolled backwards down my 30degree incline drivway into my romates Blazer....smashing all the tail lights and denting the fuck out of the trunk lid...and its a month past inspection

8/4/2005 9:51:07 AM

i'm giddy

8/4/2005 9:51:37 AM

well forgive me for having to ask this.... But how in the fuck did you roll backwards down a hill?

8/4/2005 9:53:39 AM

gravity probably had something to do with it

8/4/2005 9:54:17 AM

that gravity is a BITCH

8/4/2005 9:54:54 AM

Rolled backwards in drive

8/4/2005 9:55:19 AM

Quote :

"well forgive me for having to ask this.... But how in the fuck did you roll backwards down a hill?"

i asked him the same thing when he first told me about it

8/4/2005 9:56:08 AM

so you were in the car when this happened?

8/4/2005 9:56:34 AM

DO I NEED TO DRAW A GODDAMN DIAGRAM?!!

8/4/2005 9:58:14 AM

yes

8/4/2005 9:58:44 AM

in crayon would be preferrable ian, make it easier for him to get

8/4/2005 9:59:12 AM

chocolate covered peanuts

8/4/2005 10:00:25 AM

hahahahahah well i am trying to understand how in the fuck you allowed this to happen..... i can see the car rolling backwards if you arent in it but jesus christ man while you are in... WTF?



and yes i like crayon

8/4/2005 10:01:47 AM

his favorite crayons are the purple ones
can you do the diagram in different purples?

[Edited on August 4, 2005 at 10:02 AM. Reason : lol, atleast he didnt run into the house or something like curry]

8/4/2005 10:02:26 AM

curry is a god damn idiot, i am giving Ian some credit here

[Edited on August 4, 2005 at 10:04 AM. Reason : for now]

8/4/2005 10:04:35 AM

the office is closing today from 11-4 so that we can celebrate Dot, who's been with the firm for 25 yrs...HELL YEAH

but this means i have to drive to kinston

8/4/2005 10:07:56 AM

Ok, look you morons.... I was backed into the driveway to load up my trunk with shit


I put the car in drive, and when i took my foot off the brake to give it gas, it rolled backward too quickly to stop it




Comprende?

8/4/2005 10:07:56 AM

NICE DIAGRAM!

8/4/2005 10:08:23 AM

ahaha

that was a dumb mistake on your part.

8/4/2005 10:09:03 AM

ok this is understandable now, this is what i figured had happened but i figured that you would realize that even automatics can and will roll back when on an incline...

[Edited on August 4, 2005 at 10:09 AM. Reason : classic pictures though... hahahahahahahaha]

8/4/2005 10:09:18 AM

ian they arent in crayon!

8/4/2005 10:10:17 AM

I know they can, the wheels just spun when i gave it more gas (rear drive + wet driveway). By the time i got my foot back on the brake, it was too late. This all happened in the span of, literally, about 2 seconds.

Ive also been parked in that driveway like that hundreds of times, and its never rolled back that quickly before.

^Bring me some crayons and a damn scanner and ill do it

[Edited on August 4, 2005 at 10:12 AM. Reason : ]

8/4/2005 10:11:45 AM

yeah man i hear ya, that sucks ass

8/4/2005 10:13:23 AM

i got butterflies in my stomach

8/4/2005 10:14:01 AM

i dont have crayons but i have a scanner



hahaha, ok, dumbasses, my last day is MONDAY - so changing my password today isnt exactly effective
no WONDER i couldnt do a damned thing in viper

8/4/2005 10:14:18 AM

Quote :

"lol, atleast he didnt run into the house or something like curry"

Jessica is making me mad!!!

8/4/2005 10:15:09 AM

8/4/2005 10:15:23 AM

Yeah, so....still accepting donations to the "help make Ians car not look like a white trash-mobile again" fund

8/4/2005 10:20:26 AM

i have to find a way to entertain myself all day

8/4/2005 10:23:13 AM

haha, i have these two "3" stickers that i would love to put on my car doors just for kicks


i just dont want to get weird looks at work

8/4/2005 10:23:36 AM

ya know, if they dont want me to work, ill go home and sleep
that would make me much happier than being here anyways

so either gimmie access to actually work on the cases or let me leave
jesus

8/4/2005 10:23:47 AM

i need to clean my room

8/4/2005 10:25:10 AM

so cradle your head in your hands and breathe. just breathe.

8/4/2005 10:33:35 AM

and 23 min til the office closes for the luncheon...hoooorah

8/4/2005 10:38:12 AM

gayness abound

8/4/2005 10:39:48 AM

it's pretty gay that you just said "gayness abound"

8/4/2005 10:41:24 AM

oh yeah well,,......


youre gay!

8/4/2005 10:42:40 AM

this thread is really getting to gay to post in

8/4/2005 10:43:01 AM

HI LAURA

8/4/2005 10:44:57 AM

174404

8/4/2005 10:46:57 AM

i want to go swimming today...or do SOMETHING to keep me busy all day

8/4/2005 10:47:39 AM

FINLAND RULES

8/4/2005 10:47:47 AM

non conosco laura...

8/4/2005 10:47:53 AM

hola Kelly

8/4/2005 10:48:23 AM

i dont know why i even bother sometimes

8/4/2005 10:48:29 AM

1. its abounds

2. i wish theyd fix my access rights so i can either actually do some work or just tell me to go home

8/4/2005 10:48:45 AM