how can you be mad about dexter's lab?

9/18/2001 7:05:15 PM

Worst episode ever.

9/18/2001 7:24:28 PM

yeeeeeeeah, it is a pretty shitty one, but its the one that i saw today

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was
Sir Lancelot: You were, Sir Galahad. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous

9/18/2001 7:26:43 PM

We want Chilli Willie
We want Chilli Willie

9/18/2001 7:27:17 PM

C://Doss
C://Doss.Run
Run.Doss.Run

Haha, only 1 person in a million would find that funny!

We call that the Dennis Miller ratio.

9/18/2001 7:30:05 PM

hahahahaha, i find that to be very funny

9/18/2001 7:31:52 PM

Bart you're no longer in Sunday school. Don't swear.

9/18/2001 7:32:58 PM

Cant murder now, eating.

9/18/2001 8:15:46 PM

Aaaah, the girls of the internet. I'd go online with them any day!

9/18/2001 10:37:46 PM

"it's craptacular" still gets me. hahahaha....just the way bart says it...hehe.

9/18/2001 11:48:57 PM

Dad we did something terrible.

Did you wreck the car?

No.

Did you raise the dead?

Yes.

But the car's ok?

Yes.

9/18/2001 11:50:06 PM

Chicken necks?

9/19/2001 12:21:17 AM

Hey girls, check out this president!

I am not a butt.

9/19/2001 12:23:21 AM

"he's so rich, i know something he can't buy"

"whats that"

"..........a dinosaur"

9/19/2001 12:23:56 AM

"a gun is not a weapon its a tool, like a butcher's knife.....or an alligator"

"if you still dont think guns are great.......we'll argue some more."

[Edited on September 19, 2001 at 12:25 AM. Reason : simpsons rule]

9/19/2001 12:25:01 AM

Three simple words: I am gay.

Homer for the last time I'm not putting that in there.

9/19/2001 12:27:44 AM

"you tried your best and you failed miserably.........the lesson is never try"

9/19/2001 12:27:59 AM

Bart (singing): can i be a boozehound?

Homer (singing): not til your sixteeeeeen!

9/19/2001 12:28:23 AM

Blood Bath and Beyond

"id like to buy your deadliest gun please"

"aisle 12, next to the sympathy cards"



"id kill you if i had my gun"

"ya well you dont"

9/19/2001 12:29:59 AM

Hey Simpson, where's your losermobile?

9/19/2001 12:30:04 AM

"NED FLANDERS IS MY FRIEND"

"What did he say?"

"I dunno, something about being gay"

Lenny n Karl rule

"Im going out.........to stalk.......Lenny n Karl........doh"

9/19/2001 12:33:19 AM

Ah Del Monte....enjoy them old man....they will be....your last.

9/19/2001 12:35:26 AM

Did you get waiting to exhale??

I asked, but they put me on the waiting to exhale waiting list and told me not to hold my breathe

9/19/2001 12:36:14 AM

"i spent five years in that viet cong prison camp, surving only on a thin fish soup, i came close to madness trying to find it here.....but they just cant get the spices right"

9/19/2001 12:38:38 AM

"i spent five years in that viet cong prison camp, surving only on a thin fish soup, i came close to madness trying to find it here.....but they just cant get the spices right"

9/19/2001 12:39:05 AM

woops

9/19/2001 12:39:56 AM

and the script has double post prevention even, no?

9/19/2001 12:42:54 AM

One of our patients is a cannibal! Try and guess which one! I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

9/19/2001 12:44:55 AM

My bologna has a first name, its H O M E R. My bologna has a second name its H O M E R.

9/19/2001 8:09:54 AM

Or, from my away message

Ivestigator: "Ugh, now when I say hello Mr. Thompson and press down on your foot, you smile and nod."
Homer: "No problem"
Investigator: *tap* *tap* "Hello Mr. Thompson."
Homer: "... ... ... I think hes talking to you"

9/19/2001 8:10:53 AM

Dear baby,

Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.





Hey, this guy isn't a sissy. He's a fruit, no Queer! Queer! That's what you like being called, isn't it?

Yeah, that or John.

9/19/2001 10:42:49 AM

University of Minnesota Spankological Protocol.

9/19/2001 12:11:17 PM

BOW TO ME, MEATBAG!!!

9/19/2001 2:05:57 PM

arggh this is Simpsons!!! Not Sopranos, not Dexter's Lab, not that robot crap. Simpsons!!!

Homercles cares not for beans!

9/19/2001 2:40:09 PM

Wait a minute, that's not the wallet inspector!

[Edited on September 19, 2001 at 2:41 PM. Reason : ]

9/19/2001 2:40:26 PM

Keep looking shocked, and move slowly towards the cake.

9/19/2001 2:44:11 PM

It looks like we have our first caller...and I do mean ever! This is not a call-in show.

9/19/2001 2:46:32 PM

Hello this is Kent Brockman, and once again I've been had.

9/19/2001 2:48:14 PM

HAVE YOU THE BRAIN WORMS?!?

9/19/2001 2:59:25 PM

Thank you homer, because of you we'll all be taking GOLDEN SHOWERS!

9/19/2001 3:18:04 PM

The ironing is delicious!

9/19/2001 3:59:24 PM

"Alright, Ill start with a simple cube"


"Whoa whoa whoa! Slow down egghead!"

9/19/2001 4:47:47 PM

Or,
"Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and I ate it, Can I have another one?"

"No Ralf, there are no more worms, you ate them."

9/19/2001 4:49:00 PM

Women and seamen dont mix.

9/19/2001 4:49:35 PM

We all know what you think!

9/19/2001 5:12:58 PM

"Up and atom!"

"Up and at them!"

"Noo, Up and atom!"

"Up and at them!"

"Up and atom!"

"Up and at them!"

9/19/2001 9:40:14 PM

"we gotta go on stage Bart"

"slag off"

"you changed man, it used to be about the music"

"i said SLAG OFF" hurls whiskey bottle

9/19/2001 9:54:59 PM

"why are there puddles on the stage?"

"six nights a week this place is a hockey arena"

"this is a rock concert...not the bloody splish slpash show"

9/19/2001 9:58:01 PM

"we salute you oh half inflated dark lord"

"good night springton...there will be no encore"

"what a jip, they were only on for 20 minutes"

"wanna trash the stage?"

"ok"

9/19/2001 10:00:24 PM

The old concert jacket. Ooohhh! Billy beer!!!!!!


That was a very good episode.

9/19/2001 10:06:12 PM