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spaced guy
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"why do guest agree to come on his show?"


good question...i was definitely shocked that brownie agreed to do the show

3/31/2006 4:56:35 PM

Josh8315
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he was trying to absolve himself

4/1/2006 4:01:30 AM

agentlion
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^ well you can add that to his list of failures then

4/2/2006 3:30:14 AM

Josh8315
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yea.

4/2/2006 3:43:38 AM

cyrion
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id never really seen him talk or anything. most of what i had seen was in print media. it made him seem more likable, at minimum, since he didnt seem like a creepy old politician.

that said, it still looked like he was throwing every excuse in the book out there.

4/2/2006 9:01:39 AM

kbbrown3
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Steven is a genius, not only does he have the best and most entertaining personality ever, he also brings the truth.

4/17/2006 11:41:33 PM

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yea....both jon and colbert are on fire tonight

4/17/2006 11:45:50 PM

The Dude
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best show ever
colbert is the shit

4/18/2006 12:25:24 AM

ixheartxyou
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I like this show for the most part

4/18/2006 6:30:31 AM

hunterb2003
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"You scientists need to stop saying what could have possibly happened... and state that it IS what happened... without facts to back it up

Thats what the Bible does... and its the best selling book of all time..."



I laughed for like 5 minutes at that

4/18/2006 10:46:42 AM

TreeTwista10
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laughed because its true

4/18/2006 4:13:09 PM

hunterb2003
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^ your are 100% correct

That is why i laughed

4/18/2006 5:07:53 PM

Josh8315
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the market doesnt lie

4/18/2006 5:18:23 PM

pcmsurf
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if you like colber you should watch strangers with candy its on comedy central sometimes and the dvds are out

4/18/2006 6:10:44 PM

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the graphics for the show are amazing

the war on easter has jesus firing a pistol....the craziest fucking thing ive ever heard .... steven's sounds advice....the intros to the segments rule

4/18/2006 6:12:42 PM

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the interview w/ the aclu guy was a clusterfuck

4/18/2006 11:58:43 PM

jimb0
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im not reading this thread to see if its been said already, but his interview with david cross was non-stop hilarity.

4/19/2006 12:26:00 AM

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you mean Russ Lieber?

4/19/2006 12:26:29 AM

jimb0
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yeah.

4/19/2006 12:33:21 AM

Josh8315
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^^^

he came back....hes been on twice

(there are also radio clips of him)

best quote of the night

"lets just say from now on, i play a retaded guy who doesnt know hes retarded"

(oreily)


[Edited on April 19, 2006 at 12:48 AM. Reason : 09y2h9]

4/19/2006 12:47:01 AM

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"the war on easter has jesus firing a pistol....the craziest fucking thing ive ever heard .... steven's sounds advice....the intros to the segments rule
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Time for another addition of Stephen Colbert's Ballz....for Kidz.

4/19/2006 7:43:32 AM

agentlion
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i think this deserves to be on page 3 as well

4/19/2006 8:15:25 AM

hunterb2003
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Yeah i agree his Graphics and intros are very well designed...

4/19/2006 11:36:58 AM

Josh8315
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i called this shit before i even saw the first episode. i knew it would be gold.

the girl that was on tonight played the show like nobody ever has.



[Edited on April 19, 2006 at 11:57 PM. Reason : 245r]

4/19/2006 11:50:51 PM

kbbrown3
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Thank you Steven

The Good Fight by Ralph Nader

and I'm voting for Nader in the 2008

[Edited on April 20, 2006 at 11:58 PM. Reason : ^that bitch was crazy.]

4/20/2006 11:56:48 PM

hunterb2003
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I voting for Colbert if he runs for anything

4/21/2006 1:48:47 AM

Josh8315
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never gonna happen

4/21/2006 2:09:29 AM

cyrion
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so the inverview with marylands 4th was def my favorite.

with such classics as, "well they could not vot, and we already tried that for a few hundred years."

4/21/2006 8:52:49 AM

abonorio
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my favorite was the one out of Cali:

"How do you say 'I took money from Jack Abramoff in Spanish?"

"Tome el dinero de Jack Abramoff"

"Why did you do it?"

"That was just a translation."

"English or Spanish, Congresswoman, it's all the same."

4/21/2006 9:05:34 AM

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for everyone who is wondering, the interviews are entirely staged, in the sense that, like the daily show for the most part, the subject knows he's going to be fucked with and to not take anything extremely seriously. they dont come on expecting to be able to make a case or get a message out as some of you seem to believe...

4/21/2006 9:11:23 AM

hunterb2003
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But its funny either way...

4/21/2006 9:37:23 AM

abonorio
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^^ Thanks captain obvious.

4/21/2006 9:38:20 AM

Josh8315
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"they dont come on expecting to be able to make a case or get a message out as some of you seem to believe..."


actually, while most of the interview is just joking, about 20% consists of them actually on a monologue, talkin about whats important to them


they arent 'staged' either. the interviewers come with quetions, thats what the normal ones do too. there is no script. only rarely do they go into a full on skit.



[Edited on April 21, 2006 at 11:49 AM. Reason : 234l]

4/21/2006 11:46:22 AM

jwb9984
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apparently joshnumbers is a crew member

or pulling shit out of his ass

[Edited on April 21, 2006 at 11:52 AM. Reason : .]

4/21/2006 11:52:43 AM

Josh8315
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i am not at liberty to discuss my relationships with the production staff

4/21/2006 12:00:05 PM

TreeTwista10
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Wax your balls?

4/21/2006 2:10:49 PM

Josh8315
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my god the interview was gold

4/26/2006 11:48:02 PM

hszaczek24
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the word: English

4/27/2006 11:06:23 PM

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Colbert and Bush 1 on 1 tonight on CSPAN.....

Colbert will be doing the entertaining at the annual White House Correspondents Dinner tonight. 4/29 Live on CSPAN at 8 PM EST. I think they had Jay Leno last year...


They will be face to face.

[Edited on April 29, 2006 at 6:24 AM. Reason : yay]

4/29/2006 6:24:26 AM

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He had the prez laughing early, but the prez kinda got pissed off at him at some point and just ended up smirking through most of it.

4/29/2006 10:59:40 PM

RevoltNow
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forgot about this.

fuckers need to post video

4/29/2006 11:05:09 PM

Josh8315
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ill post the torrent when its up on shun

4/29/2006 11:20:03 PM

billyboy
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"He had the prez laughing early, but the prez kinda got pissed off at him at some point and just ended up smirking through most of it."


I think it was when Colbert mentioned Iraq's government:

It was along the lines of

"We both believe that the government that governs best governs least. After all, look at the Iraqi government."

4/30/2006 12:51:38 AM

Josh8315
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could have been....could have been a lot of stuff

4/30/2006 12:53:37 AM

Josh8315
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http://www.sonofshun.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2572

heres the torrent, youll need to sign up though

i think you can see it here too
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/04/29.html#a8104

[Edited on April 30, 2006 at 2:39 AM. Reason : ,]

4/30/2006 2:37:32 AM

jwb9984
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hahaaha, that was hilarious

4/30/2006 12:00:25 PM

RevoltNow
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"they just wont stop asking why we invaded iraq"

4/30/2006 12:44:16 PM

jwb9984
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bttt

good lord that was badass

btw 60 minutes profiled him tonight. here's the link. good stuff.

http://www.thepoliticalpitbull.com/videos/colbert60min.wmv

[Edited on May 1, 2006 at 12:48 AM. Reason : .]

5/1/2006 12:29:57 AM

Josh8315
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^thx

5/1/2006 2:20:00 AM

BridgetSPK
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His dad and two brothers died in a plane crash when he was 10. He said he was detached from then on.

5/1/2006 2:31:59 AM

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