lol, too bad you married a retard

1/3/2006 5:34:04 AM

Oh, that's not even the best part!

The best part was him saying to me "Well if I'd come through our door with an HDTV that only cost $175 you wouldn't be complaining!"

And he's right--I wouldn't be complaining. I'd be wondering whose house it had been stolen from, and how big a reward I could get for turning the little dumbass in for buying stolen property.

1/3/2006 6:08:04 AM

Holy shit, how could anyone fall for that lame ass scam?

1/3/2006 9:35:00 AM

"Here's your sign"

1/3/2006 9:46:18 AM

I got one of those lame notes from my grandparents this year saying how they donated $500 to their church's charity. . . I mean at least put it in my name so I can take a tax deduction.

Awhile back I asked for the soundtrack from the Natural Born Killers movie. Instead I got an album called, Natural Born Christians.

Worst present I ever gave was a old cracked hubcab from my car. It was one of those white elephant gift exchanges where you are supposed to give something from your house. Even though it is pretty bad .

1/3/2006 10:24:17 AM

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"Holy shit, how could anyone fall for that lame ass scam?"

I wish I knew. I was ready to crawl through the phone line and throttle the little fucker when he called me at FIVE IN THE MORNING to tell me about this. I mean, fuck. How dumb do you have to be to think that some guy coming in to your store wearing Sean John and Timberland at FIVE IN THE FUCKING AM is really on his way to work at a store that doesn't open until TEN?

1/3/2006 11:03:44 AM

How dumb do you have to be to think that some guy coming in to your store wearing Sean John and Timberland at FIVE IN THE FUCKING AM is really on his way to work at a store that doesn't open until TEN? at all, ever?

1/3/2006 11:13:07 AM

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"One of my cousins got gift cards that had already been mostly spent. (The had $25 printed on the card but the balance was something like $4.23)"

i forgot about this one...but in her defense, she obviously never meant to do this. Painkillers for MS.

my dad's cousin, whose housekeeper/errand runner i was for two years, gave me a target gift card. i went to use it, and there was nothing on it.

we finally figured out it was a gift card she had bought me for my bday three years prior, and lost. and you know how they take a deduction each month after a certain period of inactivity?

1/3/2006 11:15:09 AM