The movie was great, I really laughed a lot

and the part where Jay is doing the Buffalo Bill pose, I almost pissed myself laughing

7/22/2006 12:41:20 PM

I've never cared for any of Kevin Smith's movies, fell asleep during Clerks. I'll probably check this out when on DVD just to give it another shot, but generally don't understand the cult following. But I guess that's why it's "cult."

7/22/2006 9:17:53 PM

I thought I was going to be disappointed, but this movie kicked fucking ass. Probably the best movie I've seen at a cinema in a long time.

7/22/2006 11:09:05 PM

^^ Did you fall asleep before "thirty-seven?" Because Harvey Weinstein walked out of Clerks the first time he saw it and then once they made him stay past "thirty-seven" he bought the fucking picture.

7/23/2006 12:41:04 AM

I feel like I've already seen the best parts in the previews/endless "sneak peeks" online or on TV...

7/23/2006 1:03:21 AM

Have you seen the "porch monkey" bit?

Because that's the best part.

7/23/2006 1:12:22 AM

I think that is the part Segel or whatever his name is walked out on, it was great

7/23/2006 2:19:34 AM

i'm not exactly sure if you can call it "stealing"

but randall graves fucking stole every fucking scene

lord of the rings
porch monkey
the jailhouse scene
even doing the randall ramble

porch
monkey
4
life


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holy shit
when they explain to joel seigel that he is talking to kevin smith
thats pretty fucking funny


[Edited on July 23, 2006 at 3:08 AM. Reason : says kevin smith]

7/23/2006 3:06:16 AM

it was no mallrats

7/23/2006 3:16:31 AM

Haven't seen the movie, but

Quote :

"and the part where Jay is doing the Buffalo Bill pose, I almost pissed myself laughing"

cracks me up every time on the previews. The music, ahahaha.

7/23/2006 10:38:58 AM

the buffalo bill part was funny as shit

7/23/2006 1:40:58 PM

^^ that's actually not what he's talking about, what he's reffering to is much better.

7/23/2006 3:38:09 PM

it kicked ass

7/23/2006 5:22:39 PM

what song is that

7/23/2006 5:47:43 PM

i thought it was 5/10. in alot of scenes the jokes and the dialogue felt forced. some parts were extremely funny (all the Jay parts). aside from that i didn't have the punch I expected. it's worth seeing, but not worth adding to the DVD collection or anything.

7/23/2006 5:50:17 PM

^^, Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses

7/23/2006 6:49:01 PM

the lotr discussion was great

i really liked the abc bit, the danc and shit had me cracking up

7/23/2006 7:30:09 PM

favorite two lines came from the porch monkey scene

wanda sykes: "put that fuckin food down"
boyfriend: "you can't taste racism baby!"

and

wanda sykes: "white women do some freaky shit"
boyfriend: "you wanna try a cockstain?"

7/23/2006 7:58:27 PM

god what a great song - silence of the lambs ruined it for people though

7/23/2006 10:30:36 PM

thought it was pretty damn funny....

SOTL bit was hilarious, porch monkey, kinky kelly, LOTR discussion all had me ballin and several more that I cant think of off the top of my head.

7/23/2006 11:36:32 PM

yeah the LOTR part was great, and Randal's dialogue was on point and funny as hell

Quote :

"i really liked the abc bit, the danc and shit had me cracking up"

I thought that part was very well done, i mean who cant sit through a Jackson 5 dance scene?

Im going to see this movie again, and I know I will be adding it to my DVD collection...

I just wish they had put another Olaf berzerker part in it

7/24/2006 7:48:06 AM

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someone embed that, its the berzerker scene

[Edited on July 24, 2006 at 7:50 AM. Reason : >.<]

7/24/2006 7:49:54 AM

7/24/2006 7:59:53 AM

thanks

thats beautiful man

7/24/2006 8:05:11 AM

np.

btw, I thoroughly enjoyed Clerks 2. Pillowpants haunts you all.

7/24/2006 8:33:02 AM

I hope that donkey doesnt have a hiney troll

7/24/2006 8:43:44 AM

I had a fine time. Trevor was cracking me up left and right.

I could've done with it ending one line before it did, though. Also, did it bother anyone else that even Becky kept referring to Emma as "one of those pretty girls" when Jennifer Schwalbach is most obviously not one? I mean, I can understand it coming from Dante in those situations, and I know Kevin is all gaga over his wife, but I just wasn't buying it.

P.S. Emma Bunting is Baby Spice's real name.

7/24/2006 4:49:30 PM

Randal fucking owns this movie. Every scene with him in it is either hilarious or emotionally gripping. Im not sure how I would rate it among the other Askewniverse films. I didn't like it as much as the first Clerks only because the first 30-40 minutes seemed to be one excuse after another to talk about pop culture. I also don't think the dialogue matches up to the first one.

I still thought this movie was fucking hilarious. Jay and Silent Bob singing along to King Diamond and the whole Buffalo Bill thing had me losing it. If you're a fan of any of Smith's films I definitely recommend seeing it.

7/24/2006 5:07:48 PM

I heard the conversation with Joel Siegel on the way to Myrtle Beach last week. This was one of the funniest things that I have ever heard.

7/24/2006 6:53:43 PM

one ring to rule them all

7/24/2006 10:59:36 PM

BTW, am I the only one who got a little teary-eyed at points?

7/24/2006 11:11:46 PM

nah Randal killed in that last scene...

"You're really going to make me do this arent you?"

7/25/2006 7:48:57 AM

Quote :

"P.S. Emma Bunting is Baby Spice's real name."

Actually Emma Bunton is Baby Spice's name

7/25/2006 8:23:31 AM

Fuck, I knew that.

This is what I get for posting during my brain's down time (aka daylight).

7/25/2006 11:37:44 AM

i agree that randal owns the movie - the racist scene was great

7/25/2006 11:42:25 AM

crazywill722 couldn't be any gayer if he tried

7/25/2006 12:21:44 PM

haha

"mexican made me lose my job, motherfuckas put a roof up in 30 seconds"

7/25/2006 12:50:56 PM

every time i see a jewish person, and there are a bunch up here, i think of the sheeny curse line...

7/27/2006 3:27:53 AM

I just bought Dogma last night and watched it

7/28/2006 10:46:24 AM

i loved that movie, hilarious

7/28/2006 6:48:00 PM

saw it tonight


it did not disappoint

7/29/2006 3:00:58 AM

I finally got a chance to see it. I thought it was really really good. They recaptured a good bit of the old one's charm. Some of that shit was hilarious.

7/29/2006 10:58:51 PM

I saw it tonight. I thought it was hilarious. The part were Elias is telling Randal about the pussy troll. Randal's look just had me rolling. The Porch Monkey bit with Wanda Sykes and Earthquake was hilarious. The only thing that sucked was the theater I was at the projector cut out for about 5 minutes and the fucking teeny boppers who spent the whole movie texting friends on their cellphones.

7/29/2006 11:45:52 PM

There were some kids in the one I was at that I bet hadnt even seen the first one unless their parents rented it for them...

Yeah the PillowPants scene had me rolling, I think the look on my face while he was talking about it was about the same as Randals look like "What The Fuck?"

7/31/2006 7:35:19 AM

ohhh Elias...what a great new character...and Randal talking about pwning some handicapped dude on the blog, I felt like I was on tdub and jay's buffalo bill dance was hilarious...i was amused and disgusted at the same time

favorite movie i've seen all year...i wanna go again.

7/31/2006 8:47:38 AM

Im going when I get back to school and it hits the $1.50

7/31/2006 9:37:34 AM

I actually cried during the porch monkey bit.

The girls loved pillowpants and listerfiend.

7/31/2006 1:02:12 PM

I added Mallrats to my DVD collection and Dogma this weekend

I was actually surprised at Mallrats being as funny as it was

7/31/2006 1:32:13 PM

7/31/2006 2:23:46 PM

Mallrats is a hilarious movie. More importantly, it introduced the phrase, "Tell 'em, Steve-Dave!" to the Askewniverse.

7/31/2006 2:28:23 PM