I can't believe nobody has mentioned Bunny Lebowski.....

12/11/2006 7:49:50 AM

"Go ahead................make my day"

another dirty harry favorite.

12/11/2006 8:01:01 AM

Somebody's gonna have to go back to town and get a shit load of dimes

12/11/2006 9:15:40 AM

"Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist, wrapped in blood! Go fuck yourself!"- Closer

12/11/2006 9:33:42 AM

Garth: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

12/11/2006 12:49:38 PM

"What was that? Sorry, I'm wearing a bullshit-proof vest."

12/11/2006 1:02:22 PM

"Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here. "- American Beauty

12/11/2006 2:04:57 PM

either

the files are IN the computer?!

or

"Stick around."

12/11/2006 2:33:18 PM

"What is your damage, Heather?"
"I love my dead gay son"
"Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination"
" This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle. "
"Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count. "
"This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress. "
"You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing"



all from HEATHERS..a movie filled with great quotes.

[Edited on December 11, 2006 at 2:44 PM. Reason : as]

[Edited on December 11, 2006 at 2:50 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/11/2006 2:41:25 PM

I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

12/11/2006 3:54:51 PM

And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?

Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

12/11/2006 8:30:44 PM

"Hey, where the white women at?"

OR

"Hey Everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"



[Edited on December 11, 2006 at 8:57 PM. Reason : .]

12/11/2006 8:46:07 PM

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?"

12/11/2006 10:37:19 PM

hey if he's here, who's watching running hell?

12/12/2006 3:20:56 AM

noah's wife?

12/12/2006 6:55:28 AM

^^^ jesus christ... nice ONE-LINER!

anyways... "SAY 'ELLO TO MY LIL FRIEND!"

12/12/2006 8:37:40 AM

Quote :

"Huh, huh, I'm the foot-fucking-master!"

12/12/2006 9:03:45 AM

Some days, you just cant get rid of a bomb

and

I'll say, I'm gonna go start a paper route

[Edited on December 12, 2006 at 10:22 AM. Reason : 2 of my fav]

12/12/2006 10:20:01 AM

"so why are you going to the airport, gonna fly somewhere?"

12/12/2006 3:19:20 PM

All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

I didn't hear no bell...

12/14/2006 2:07:46 PM

That's not my dog.

12/14/2006 5:10:00 PM

LT. Dan, you aint got no legs.

12/14/2006 5:31:42 PM

"Is that you, John Wayne, is this me?"

"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?"

Others from FMJ -

"I don't like the name Lawrence. Only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on, you're Gomer Pyle!"

"I'm gonna rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!"

12/14/2006 9:01:18 PM

"what the fuck just happened?"
--from the end of KIDS

12/14/2006 9:03:43 PM

"Duuuuuuuuuude"


"Sweeeeeeeeeeet"

12/14/2006 9:04:21 PM

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

12/14/2006 10:20:50 PM

"Use the Swartz"

"You Idiot!"

"I see dead people"

"Oh Froto...Oh Sam..."

"To Infinity & Beyond"

" Who ordered the PooPoo platter??"

12/16/2006 10:52:38 AM

"No good?"
"It was perfect. I just never realized John Wayne walked like that."

12/16/2006 11:02:53 AM

Quote :

"A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack? "

hahaha excellent

12/16/2006 11:53:44 PM

^lol i think that ones funny too

[Edited on December 16, 2006 at 11:58 PM. Reason : .]

12/16/2006 11:57:44 PM

I'll suck your cock for 1000 dollars.

1/20/2007 3:12:41 PM

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

1/20/2007 3:27:09 PM

"You cold blooded bastard. I'll tell you what I think of it. I'll live to see you eat that contract. But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine! Gnahh!"

And a close runner up...

"EVERRRYYYOONNNEE"

1/20/2007 3:45:33 PM

ill be back

1/20/2007 4:12:49 PM

"You got knocked the fuck out!"

1/20/2007 4:49:11 PM

^^^How is that a one liner? The shit took up 2 lines just in the post.

1/20/2007 4:51:23 PM

Quote :

"A dome within a dome!"

1/20/2007 5:51:31 PM

Quote :

""Hey Everybody! We're all gonna get laid!""

Dont forget "You wanna earn 14 dollars the hard way?"

1/20/2007 9:22:02 PM

Quote :

"You know, your son looks like a fag to me."

Slapshot

1/21/2007 1:15:14 AM

I thought Jurassic Park (one of my favorite movies) had a bunch of quotable gold.

"DAWGSON. DAWGSON! WE'VE GOT DAWGSON HERE! See, nobody cares."

"Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?"

"But the point is, you are alive when they stop to eat you."

"It's...it's...it's a dinosaur."

"You can't just suppress 25 million years of gut-instinct."

"What's the matter, kid? You never had lamb-chops?"

"That is one big pile of shit."

"I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I expect that they pay for them."

"Ah no wonder you're extinct!"

"Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you've got butter fingers?"

"I brought all of you down here, and the only one I've got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer."

1/21/2007 11:48:58 AM

looks like something that fell off my dick in the war.

1/21/2007 4:51:20 PM

"if you want to shoot me.. then you go ahead.. and you SHOOT ME.. but I have to answer this phone, alright?!"

1/21/2007 5:10:50 PM

"Yes, but my father was a piano mover, so..."

1/21/2007 9:45:54 PM

"That hole's your home! Don't you wanna go home?"

"Is that what this is, dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?"

[Edited on January 21, 2007 at 10:10 PM. Reason : blah]

1/21/2007 10:09:23 PM

LET OFF SOME STEAM, BENNETT!

1/21/2007 10:13:12 PM

^ha, i already got that one on the first page

1/21/2007 10:24:27 PM

Bond, James Bond

EASY FTW

1/23/2007 12:18:29 AM

-Ich habe die gekrönten Köpfe von Frankreich erfreut.
-Poussin, sie rollen in der Gossen der neuen Republik!

Best one-liner for me and it defies adequate translation.

1/23/2007 5:01:22 AM

drop that zero and get with the hero

1/23/2007 7:57:10 AM

Quote :

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses"

1/23/2007 10:32:18 AM