well ok i guess you dont really use boldface

but you defintely engage in namecalling more than "rarely"

my only real gripe with you is most of the threads you create are something to the effect of

title: another stupid fucking republican
body of post: (quoted story)
(link)

god dammit i fucking hate you republicans god dammit fucking pieces of shit

/end post

8/10/2007 12:51:50 AM

haha. you only wish i were that easy.

i think you're mixing me up with your buddy hooksaw.

8/10/2007 1:08:21 AM

i beg to differ

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here's just one example (so as not to clog up the thread) that perfectly illustrates my point...and as you will clearly see it seems to be evidence that your name calling is not on a "rarely" basis but more of a "rule not the exception" basis

Quote :

"what the fuck is up with you republicans always hating sex, then getting caught with your pants down? i swear, this shit doesn't seem to happen to democrats. only time democrats get busted it seems, is when some cranky old cunt of a republican snitches on them, and gets some self-righteous stick-up-the-ass republican prosecutor to divert a few hundred million hunting down a consensual blowjob. but now the republicans... they always gotta be hittin on kids, and/or hiding prostitutes, or chasing poor old ladies around their office yelling "suck it suck it" how can any self respecting conservative even admit they're part of this corrupt decaying soulless pit of trash called the GOP, is beyond me. "

btw the thread was called "another stupid fucking anti-gay republican busted"

and for the record, all of the threads you create that happen to be that type of thread are [old] and tired and played out and boring and thats why I personally think you rarely bring anything productive to TSB

8/10/2007 1:10:26 AM

hey, go tell your morality-legislating GOP buddies to quit regularly getting busted for soliciting prostitutes and trying to have sex with children.

you act like it's my fault they can't keep their pants on, even while they're sanctimoniously railing against normal adults for having consensual sex.

8/10/2007 1:11:50 PM

^the republicans get busted for sexual transgressions.

the democrats get busted for drugs

they all get busted for money laundering, ethics violations, and greed.

8/10/2007 1:28:32 PM

^^thats another perfect example of what i'm claiming you always do...thanks for coming up with a new one and saving me the trouble of finding one

Quote :

"you act like it's my fault they can't keep their pants on"

no, you act like its MY fault...i'm not a liberal so automatically people are my "GOP buddies"?

just another retarded post by joe_schmoe...he likes to call out people he thinks are stupid trolls when he's as stupid a troll as anybody, but don't tell him that!

8/10/2007 2:48:17 PM

For hooksaw, may his pride rest in peace...

Quote :

"Ah, yes. Inter-generational finger pointing. Are you still mad at Elvis for swinging his hips? With all due respect, you bitter, crotchety ephebiphobe, let me tell you about respect. First of all--and I say this respectfully--you're a fucking idiot if you come to TWW looking for respect. You realize that the only t-dub taboo is goatse.cx, right? Secondly--and I say this prostrated in humble submission to his sage elderness--anyone who asks for respect, particularly in the manner you are, is pretty much undeserving of any respect whatsoever. Respect is something accorded to you by others. Respect also goes both ways. How can you demand respect from anyone here when you make it clear that 'liberal' is a pejorative, you disdain youth, and you refer to all who disagree with you as foaming moonbats ? Lastly--and I say this with both middle fingers extended in the most respectful way possible--I cannot stand geriatric motherfuckers who believe they have some great gift of knowledge and experience that they must pass on to the misguided youth of America. Let me clue you in on something, old man: YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. Your life experiences are not unusual. Granted, you have more life experience than most others on here, but you have not illustrated any sort of extraordinary introspection that would allow you to pull new and unusual insights from the mundanity of your existence. The best you can do is naked imitation of an idealogue and a whiney plea that your opinion be given weight because you're older. I'm pretty sure that most in Soap Box realize that they don't know it all. I suggest you do the same."

A Tanzarian

[Edited on August 24, 2007 at 12:15 PM. Reason : d]

8/24/2007 12:12:12 PM

Quote :

"^ Actually, the post in question was nothing of the sort. And the backslapping by you et al that resulted was easily achieved because of the already close proximity of participants in your ongoing liberal circle jerk. As I posted, the squeals of excitement coming from your left-wing ideological echo chamber are all sound and fury signifying nothing. And 'ephebiphobe'? Please! How pathetically pedantic."

8/24/2007 5:37:27 PM

8/24/2007 5:50:18 PM

^ You wish.

V A Tanzarian: You're an old retard.

^ hooksaw: You're a young retard.

(For foamies only.)

8/24/2007 7:53:00 PM

What the fuck is a foamie?

8/25/2007 7:30:55 PM

hooksaws failed attempt at creating a new internet meme.

he doesnt seem to understand that its not a joke if only one person gets it.

8/25/2007 7:39:14 PM

I figured it was short for something like "foaming at the mouth rabid liberal" hence "foamies".

8/25/2007 10:40:59 PM

foamie would be a good name for a dog or cat.

8/26/2007 12:13:19 AM

^^^ You et al know exactly what it means.

8/26/2007 1:47:15 AM

I have no idea what it means.

8/26/2007 2:59:50 PM

You can't quote yourself in this thread.

8/26/2007 3:08:36 PM

^^ Only a foamie would deny his or her foamie nature.

8/27/2007 1:50:33 AM

....


This is the Soap Box QUOTES thread....


so could we.... I dunno.... start posting QUOTES?

Quote :

"TreeTwista10: "a better football analogy would be watching a few plays from one game on sportscenter without ever seeing the scoreboard and trying to say if the season is a success or not...you cant do it" JCASHFAN: Six months in, I would agree with you but at 4 1/2 years, we've seen more than enough plays."

And for the record, I'm the one TreeTwista10 keeps complaining about when he talks about "boldfacing." I'd stop doing it, but there seems to be a small contingent of posters out here that tend to completely miss the critical portions of my posts...

It hasn't worked, so I gave up...

8/29/2007 11:26:56 PM

thank you for clarifying the whole boldface issue. it was certainly perplexing.

8/30/2007 1:37:46 AM

Quote :

"GrumpyGOP Quit acting all surprised. Up until this moment, Everything he's ever said has indicated what a Sick fuck he is. Oh, and I've got money says that salisburyboy gets a slap on the wrist but I get suspended "

I loled.

8/30/2007 9:03:02 PM

Quote :

"GrumpyGOP: And you have to admit, it's just hard to take a political crisis seriously when the opposing factions are called the Flemish and the Walloons."

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9/5/2007 6:47:14 PM

this just gets funnier every time i read it

Quote :

"After further review, the ruling in this thread is REVERSED. Pat Buchanan is clearly batshit insane. The vote will be placed in the Ron Paul box and it will be first and ten for America. --aaronburro "

9/17/2007 12:06:58 PM

sorry

9/18/2007 7:57:09 PM

You know why this thread sucks so bad?

I ain't been running my mouth enough.

9/18/2007 8:41:33 PM

For posterity...

Quote :

"HUR: This whore probably takes her clothes off for every guy she meets at the bar anyway"

Quote :

"aaronburro: besides, looks to me like that's probably the first time anyone has every asked her to get naked without being so drunk he was pissing Budweiser..."

Quote :

"HUR: Hi everyone this is Louise, now that justice has been served I feel so much better about my life with my $6.1 million. I finally moved out of my mom's home in the trailor park and moved into the Double Wide down the street. As a house warmin party I'm getting a kilo of blow and will have 4 kegs. I am ready to meet some handsome guys and I also am able to afford birth control now so no longer have to worry about getting knocked up by the new guy i sleep with every weekend. Momma always says a stupid is as a stupid does. <3 Louise"

Quote :

"HUR: the girl probably loved sucking the cock. Just used the lawsuit to get McD's topay for the upgrade of her trailor to a double wide and so she could be lazy and not work again."

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=497023&page=1

10/15/2007 1:45:06 AM

That stuff's pretty hilarious when you put it all together like that.

10/15/2007 1:52:51 AM

^^ the only funny part of that is how HUR posted essentially the same comment twice, at two different times, where both times he accused the girl of being stupid/ignorant/lazy/uneducated ... and living in a "trailor".

how ironic.

and while it's nice that she got both instances of that in her post, BridgetSPK should be prohibited from posting in this thread for the remainder of the year. because even though this thread is highly unlikely to ever recover from three pages of pathetically weak bullshit, she sure isn't helping matters any.




[Edited on October 15, 2007 at 3:18 AM. Reason : ]

10/15/2007 3:06:44 AM

^It's not supposed to be funny, dude.

I compiled those quotes here in an effort to highlight them out of the original thread's context.

To save time, I decided not to use all of HUR's quotes, which he apparently believed were either funny enough or smart enough to appear multiple times throughout the thread.

I especially dig the part where he accuses the girl of wanting to be lazy and not work again...the same girl who was employed and picking up extra shifts at McDonald's when she was 18...

10/15/2007 6:00:11 AM

I'm sorry Bridget.

I was in the middle of arguing with hooksaw.

his complete and total inability to think beyond the concrete had apparently rubbed off on me.

now that i see it for the ad absurdum that it is, it is quite funny.




and yeah, everytime i start to think HUR might actually be people, he goes and reminds everyone that he's just another misogynistic "trailor trash" frathouse cumsock.






[Edited on October 15, 2007 at 9:28 AM. Reason : ]

10/15/2007 9:20:14 AM

Quote :

" Why don't you cite your asshole? That's where you pull out most of your shitty thoughts, isn't it?"

hooksaw referring to joe_schmoe

10/20/2007 9:52:58 PM

if you'd ever take your tongue out of hooksaw's asshole, maybe he'd be able to pull out some of his own gems, and then he could quit busting on mine.

10/20/2007 10:34:42 PM

If there's anything hooksaw knows, it's how assholes work.

10/20/2007 11:26:49 PM

^ Meh. It's simply experience gained while observing an A-number-one asshole such as you in action.

10/21/2007 4:46:14 AM

One of these days the majority of you guys will grow up, look at this thread, and feel ashamed.

[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 4:59 AM. Reason : At least I hope so.]

10/21/2007 4:59:23 AM

lol

10/21/2007 8:27:00 AM

Dude, hooksaw is like 40. I think it is safe to say he is never growing up.

10/21/2007 9:10:22 AM

Quote :

"One of these days the majority of you guys will grow up, look at this thread, and feel ashamed."

thats why you should never go back and look at any of your posts older than 6 months.

I did the other day, and it was embarrassing. I mean, what a pretentious asshole.

Quote :

"Dude, hooksaw is like 40. I think it is safe to say he is never growing up."

ANYONE on a college messageboard who is older than 22 is already guilty of not growing up.
after that it's just a matter of degree.... 27 or 37, we all really should have better things to do.

its the people who are mid-20s and older who make these forums enjoyable.
if it was all 18-22 yr. olds, I'da stopped this shit years ago.


and for the record, hooksaw is 99. you young'uns need to start showing some respect.






[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 12:40 PM. Reason : ]

10/21/2007 12:35:40 PM

Who gives a shit how old anybody is? I think the whole "you're old, what are you doing posting on a college message board" angle has been played out (a long, long time ago). We should be more concerned with how old people act in this section rather than how old they actually are.

10/21/2007 2:15:36 PM

ur jus mad cuz i pwnt joo n00b



[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 2:34 PM. Reason : ]

10/21/2007 2:34:08 PM

haha.

Seriously though, it gets depressing to read this section when threads which COULD be decent discussions degenerate into slap-fests between posters that consist of nothing but weak-burns and played-out insults.

10/21/2007 2:36:00 PM

yeah, i agree. it ain't as good as it used to be. the Garage took a big shit on itself over the years, too.

Quote :

"its the people who are mid-20s and older who make these forums enjoyable. if it was all 18-22 yr. olds, I'da stopped this shit years ago."

yeah, same here.

10/21/2007 3:30:12 PM

Oh god, the fucking irony...no, the tragedy of the mod of this section crying about how shitty it is and thinks he is somehow noble for practicing laissez faire (read, lazy) moderating techniques.

10/21/2007 7:38:14 PM

if Duke used his power to censor every asshole in TSB, there'd be nobody left.

its not his job to hold your hand. so step off his nuts already.



EDIT:

and what are you bitching about anyhow? i mean, hells bells -- you'd be one of the first to go.





[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 7:58 PM. Reason : ]

10/21/2007 7:53:30 PM

Quote :

"Oh god, the fucking irony..."

Quote :

"you'd be one of the first to go. "

10/21/2007 8:00:30 PM

Quote :

"and what are you bitching about anyhow? i mean, hells bells -- you'd be one of the first to go. "

You dumbasses still don't get it. I have zero care for trying to maintain any sort of posting integrity when the moderator(s) don't care to do their job.

On a related note, did you not notice that this past weak was amazingly cordial and somewhat productive in TSB?

Did you also happen to notice that the resident section shitter was absent?

Coincidence, hardly.

10/21/2007 9:14:28 PM

no, i noticed. its been nice.

but im sure as soon as he pokes his head back in, you and he will go back to your endless pissing matches.

10/21/2007 9:51:33 PM

It isn't just me buddy, don't fool yourself. Plenty of other people in this section get sucked into the Twista vacuum as well, I'm just a little bit more notorious for it because that guy has a bigger hard-on for me than anyone else.

10/21/2007 9:54:40 PM

Quote :

"this past weak"

10/21/2007 9:56:54 PM

^ LOL!

PS:

Quote :

"One of these days the majority of you guys will grow up, look at this thread, and feel ashamed."

Quote :

"Who gives a shit how old anybody is?"

McDanger

Because you're above it all, right? (1) Aren't you the guy that had some kind of meltdown and asked to be suspended because he couldn't handle the debate in TSB? (2) It has been my experience that the young are overly concerned with so-called maturity. And (3) aren't you the guy who used to continually rag on my age? (If necessary, I can find the posts at issue.) Have you become a devotee of the Dalai Lama or something?

[Edited on October 21, 2007 at 10:11 PM. Reason : .]

10/21/2007 9:58:10 PM