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3/4/2007 10:17:39 PM

must.... have.... updates....

3/5/2007 10:34:02 AM

yeah lets hear it

3/5/2007 1:59:13 PM

oh my god.

I wish I had thought of this.

3/5/2007 2:38:36 PM

nice

would read again.

3/5/2007 2:53:57 PM

Quote :

"Username : jnpaul Status : All American Posts : 8499 (9.5 per day) Currently Online? : No "

give it time guys
everyone doesnt live on TWW

3/5/2007 2:56:49 PM

I bet the Russian mafia got him for trying to lay to the swindle.

[Edited on March 6, 2007 at 4:17 PM. Reason : s]

3/6/2007 4:17:32 PM

what happened

seriously

3/8/2007 9:44:11 PM

they laied to his swindle

3/8/2007 10:01:18 PM

?????????????????????????????

3/11/2007 4:08:18 PM

sorry for no update i've been gone for spring break for the past few days and the emails from Aleksandr the Swindle have been piling up






bahahaahah


oh man im about to jump on this


i think jacklegs idea about sending over the US Special Blood Diamond Forces will be the next course of action

i'll tell him i need to verify the swindle and the ellusiveness

3/11/2007 10:20:14 PM

Ahaha! GG, friend. GG indeed.

3/11/2007 10:36:26 PM

the thread has not died!!

3/11/2007 11:02:11 PM

i can provide you with an alias, a passport, and a russian mafia connection.

3/11/2007 11:20:11 PM

leg really can, too

3/11/2007 11:22:35 PM

Quote :

"Please, do not press to me on nerves."

3/11/2007 11:52:47 PM

this is amazing, thank you

3/12/2007 12:33:46 AM

3/12/2007 9:38:00 AM

LOL HE THROWS CANCER KIDS INTO THE EQUATION!

3/12/2007 10:02:26 AM

3/12/2007 10:03:27 AM

this thread is gold

3/13/2007 6:36:17 AM

must



know



more

3/14/2007 1:19:29 PM

^

[Edited on March 14, 2007 at 1:21 PM. Reason : LAY MORE SWINDLE]

3/14/2007 1:21:24 PM

THE CANCER KIDS WILL MAKE HIM PAY

LITERALLY!

3/14/2007 2:47:40 PM

can't wait for the response to this one

3/15/2007 2:12:53 PM

ahhahahhahaha...this one is great!!!!1

3/15/2007 2:45:42 PM

dude he did say its sertificied to not be blood, trust him.....i know i would

3/15/2007 4:06:49 PM

sertificied ?

3/15/2007 7:45:31 PM

this is my theory

that shit is too comical to have been written by someone trying to speak english

I think he's using some tranlsation program or website that gives the literal translation

IN A COST IS INCLUDED TAXES, INSURANCE, DELIVERY AND OFFERING TO THE CHILDREN, WHICH HAVE ILLNESS IS CANCER

I mean, wow

we need to track down said program or website and put mass amounts of text into it

3/15/2007 7:48:56 PM

he just hit me hard again

3/15/2007 7:50:28 PM

that's kind of a cool spelling of Alexander though

I might name my kid that

3/15/2007 7:53:31 PM

YOU EXACTLY FROM AMERICA?!?!?!

3/15/2007 7:54:57 PM

if he puts it back on ebay, all of us are going to try to outbid each other to fuck with him!

3/15/2007 8:33:31 PM

We very like buyers from the United States

3/15/2007 8:41:14 PM

LMFAO Pure genius!

3/18/2007 5:37:18 PM

3/21/2007 1:35:45 PM

lawl

keep up the good work

3/21/2007 1:40:52 PM

DO NOT BRAKE

3/21/2007 1:42:07 PM

Levitated Tube

ahahahahhhhhhhhhahahahaaaaaa

3/21/2007 1:51:49 PM

i almost peed in my pants the first time i read that

3/21/2007 1:54:00 PM

thats nowhere near as funny as the original, i just wanna catch him on tape

3/21/2007 2:07:18 PM

bwahahahahahahahahahahhahah

holy fucking christ this is funny

jackleg cracks me the fuck up

3/21/2007 2:19:04 PM

hhaa call the number, its real

3/21/2007 2:20:06 PM

I love tdub.

3/21/2007 2:29:26 PM

BLINGthings!!!!1

BRILLIANT!

3/21/2007 3:02:39 PM

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Greensboro division of BlingThings...nice

3/21/2007 3:10:20 PM

What do you think "levitated tube" is supposed to mean? Could it be a poor translation of "picked up the phone?"

3/21/2007 3:21:23 PM

according to http://www.freetranslation.com when translating lay me to your swindle from english to russian then back to english it means "Put me to your cheating"...anyways have fun with the translator

[Edited on March 21, 2007 at 3:47 PM. Reason : lol tww wont show Russian]

3/21/2007 3:46:33 PM

Ahaha. This thread is reaching new heights. Please continue.

3/23/2007 9:03:45 PM

cant do shit till he writes back

but if he wants me to drive to raleigh and kidnap this jon paul dude, i will provide videotape

3/23/2007 10:14:50 PM