^^ lol once my boyfriend said he had one of those realistic dreams (like sometimes i dream that i'm getting up to pee or do homework when i'm really not) and he dreamed he was looking up porn on the internet (winnar!) and saw me in some kind of gangbang video and got really mad and called me and asked why i was doing porn and i said i needed extra money. and he said he woke up and for like 30 minutes sat and bed mad and tried to figure out whether it was a dream or not.

^ that is probably pretty accurate

8/30/2009 11:28:00 PM

oh man, i forgot about this.

i have some nutty dreams.

8/30/2009 11:30:07 PM

i dream of:
- big, scary spiders that i cannot evade
- casual sex encounter with some girl I know
- evading gunfire and angry peoples

8/30/2009 11:31:05 PM

the only dreams i can remember having recently are:

those involving my dead mom
those involving my mom being sick with an incurable disease (usually cancer - SHOCKER)
or those involving my family spending time together and then something bad happening (like last night in my dream i was eating a snack late night at my parent's house and saw someone walk across my backyard. and i realized all the windows were open (with screens) because it was a cool night. then our neighbor called and said that the person 2 houses down had been murdered and murderers were on the loose)

8/30/2009 11:36:20 PM

I dreamt about poker where I was somehow always big blind and kept getting mad that people wanted me to play in that position all night.

oh, and I had a dream, but I'm not posting about it here

8/30/2009 11:39:24 PM

if my dream from last night ever comes true i'll go to jail :/

8/30/2009 11:47:11 PM

Three nights around Christmas '07 I had a fever hovering at 104° due to pneumonia.

First night: Was held captive in a Combine (HL Universe) prison. Woke up during sabotage of the facility.
Second night: Was on a speedboat, under fire, on the Nile. Woke up when I got shot returning fire.
Third night: Woke up while I was standing upright, alone, overlooking a burning city from a log cabin built on rolling hills in the woods. The entire dream occurred on a two or three hour time-line, but that's all you'll know about it.

I hope there's no meaning to dreams.

8/30/2009 11:58:45 PM

i have stress dreams like whoa this summer.

its awesome, things like getting into a fight and never being able to land a punch, or throw one without "sandbags attatched to my arm"

or where im running from something/one and i can never get away, despite jumping off mountains or some shit.

8/31/2009 12:01:31 AM

not really. i cant think of a time

8/31/2009 12:24:09 AM

I had three separate dreams last night:

One was about a golden retriever.

The second was about a bad ass living room. It was a pool with a floating tan recliner with everything you could possibly need on it. And a huge ass screen.

The third was about a haircut. Someone gave me a mullet but they shaved the front to look like military poof while leaving the back curly. I was mortified by how short it was but even moreso that I had a mllet so I went around begging someone to cut the mllet off. Weird.

8/31/2009 1:21:22 AM

I had a dream two nights ago involving Jim and Pam from The Office. That morning my bf told me he had a dream about Pam and Michael from The Office. Weird shit. We had not watched it that day, or any day recently.

8/31/2009 1:24:06 AM

The other day I dreamed that wherever I was there was a nuclear blast/bomb. I was far enough away that I could see the blast and then new it was going to kill me, and then it did quite instantly....twas a terrifying experience

8/31/2009 1:26:03 AM

^ive had some like that before

8/31/2009 2:04:41 AM

I don't really remember any of my dreams anymore. But I did have one about some aliens last night. That shit was pretty nuts.

8/31/2009 2:06:31 AM

I've had dreams where I could levitate, where I could breathe underwater, and where I was having sex with somebody I had no bidness doing it with. When I was married the dream was all about I'd be fucking an old flame or some random chick, and as I came, I would remember I was married and felt tremendous guilt. Then I'd wake up and find everything was in its place, including my wang.

I've had dreams about fucking my ex-wife after we had split up and she had been with god knows who else...when I knew it would lead to a bad scenario where I crossed the line and she ended up stalking me...and I wondered just what I might have contracted.

8/31/2009 2:15:42 AM

last night I had a dream that pilgrimshoes got killed in a hotel biscuit making ambush


yeah, no clue what was up with that

9/7/2009 9:39:15 AM

lolwut

9/7/2009 9:41:10 AM

Quote :

"BISCUIT MAKING AMBUSH"

hahahahahah, W T F

9/7/2009 10:41:27 AM

Quote :

"The other day I dreamed that wherever I was there was a nuclear blast/bomb. I was far enough away that I could see the blast and then new it was going to kill me, and then it did quite instantly....twas a terrifying experience "

I’ve had a similar dream, but I was in Best Buy and i hid in refrigerator when I saw the blast and i survived.

9/7/2009 10:43:09 AM

2 dreams last night:

1- good one. dreamed that i was rock climbing at jackson hole. view was gorgeous and i somehow had the strength and endurance to do a full climb (like that'd happen irl ) i could hear birds, the wind, and everything that makes being outdoors wonderful. i could even smell the mountain flowers and earth. this was the type of dream that makes me happy that i have such a vivid imagination/dream ability.

2 - sucked big time. dreamed that my house was burning down and i was trapped in it. couldn't do anything to get out, completely surrounded by fire. somewhere in the back of my mind i knew it was a dream but i couldn't force myself to wake up. i could feel the heat as the flames came closer, could smell the furniture and fabrics burning, could even feel the stinging of smoke in my eyes. started coughing and choking. finally woke up feeling like my entire chest had constricted and was covered in sweat. needless to say i didn't go back to sleep. i may not sleep to night at all.

9/7/2009 11:15:05 AM

I had another zombie dream last night.

The first part/dream I can't really remember, but part of it involved going back in time to try and fix some problem by either killing some guy or breaking something. Definitely involved confrontation.

The second one (maybe continuation of the first and this is where I start remembering) involved a developing zombie epidemic, and me and some NC State friends (group of 5) were getting melee weapons together to make our stand. At some point we watched TV for news via this recently single girl I know...probably at her apartment or something. The outbreak was just getting serious in that part of town (no idea where we were), and people were starting to leave in vehicles from their homes. We were in what looked like the RV part of the tail gating row at the fair grounds. I had a boat hook, and we found a plastic bin that was filled with tools. From there I got a hammer and a hatchet, both of which I put in my belt. We used a jigsaw to cut something off of a wooden staff, and were trying to muffle the wound of it with a towel.

I started exploring around the park and noticed that there was a huge fence surrounding our area about 100 yards away, and they were slowly lowering a gate. Some people were getting let through. I got everyone's attention and we bolted to the fence. To get through you had to punch in your social security number. One of my friends was having trouble getting through, but we just got him to come inside and promise the guards that he would punch it in. Then some kid behind us dropped something in the grass and distracted the guards and we ran off.

Past the gate it was a continuation of the tailgating row, with trucks and cars parked everywhere. Then I saw that same single girl from before and we started talking to her. I think she invited us to check out the news on her TV which was in a truck (one of those roof mounted units), so we went to do that. She joked on how we kept using her to watch TV, and I commented "yeah, [friend] gave me your number and that was that"...which makes no sense. All the while I was doing flips and shit off of the cars and trucks that were parked in the area. I almost landed on a family during one misjump, but I landed on their bike (laid at an angle off their truck bed) and was on my way. When we piled into the girls pickup truck, I woke up.

9/7/2009 12:40:38 PM

i have yet to have a twwer sex dream. any tips for coaxing this into existence?

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

9/7/2009 12:45:32 PM

not 1, but 3 crazy ass dreams last night

1) there was a sleepover birthday party at the house i grew up in but we were all the age we are now. Vinylbandit and misha were sharing my room and compairing tatoos (brian had just gotten a huge colorful one on his back) and i yelled at them for being loud and waking my dad up. djexternal or wahtever was there too... in the living room and i dont know why. I went to the bedroom i gew up in to go to bed and vinylbandit tried to use my waterpick as a coffee maker and i got mad (he even put the cream in there too and he doesn't drink coffee).

2) I was in a chicago hotel room with kim katerel (sp?), Samantha from sex in the city), because her bf stood her up so i told her she should come. We had planed on going out so we were wearing these stalkings with garder belts and amazing underwear under our dresses but on the way out I cut myself on the doorframe and bleed on the stockings i borrowed from her. I went to shower to clean them off and we went to have sex but i needed to shave, i couldn't figure out her razor, and neither of us was really interested. She gave me a pat on the shoulder and left

3) I was in the middle east and somone for some reason gave me a box full of winning lottery ticket thingys that just needed to be cashed in. I had to pick them up at a bookstore and someone who worked there saw me pick up the box while i was causly reading chicka-chicka-boom-boom. I kept running from the bad guys who were trying to stab me with a screwdriver. I eventally ended up getting away but found myself in the room with the bad guys who were making an atom bomb with this crazy liquid stuff. I ran as fast as i could and eventually found a food lion that i ran into and barred myself in their freezer. Attendent tries to kick my ass and get me out of the freezer when nuclear fallout begins, she throws her kid in there with me and tells me im a naughty bitch and if i live so should he (the kid)

more spelling errors then normal but ive only been up like 39 seconds. WHY DO I HAVE SUCH CRAZY DREAMS?!?! I could be sleeping more but i can't deal with another dream today

9/28/2009 8:23:11 AM

after two benadryl the other night, i had a crazy ass dream that i somehow swallowed a 10 ft rope. i removed it by hacking it up so i could grab the end of the rope and pull it out. i could feel the rope coming out of my throat as i pulled. my throat burned in the dream, and i woke up with cotton mouth.

9/28/2009 9:20:28 AM

^^ LOL at dream #1

Sorry for waking up your dad

10/1/2009 9:12:55 AM

The vast majority of my dreams aren't that crazy, and they never seem to involve excitement/adventure/sex/action, they usually just seem like weird versions of things that could actually happen, like I'm at work but one of my co-workers is sloppy drunk and my dad is in the office across the hall, or I'm walking around with a friend I haven't seen in years, but nothing really exciting happens. Sometimes I wish I had exciting dreams, but then again I also don't generally have nightmares, so maybe it all cancels out.

Though I used to remember my dreams very commonly, lately I almost never do. I wonder what that means?

10/1/2009 11:38:11 AM

last nights dream disaster

at the top of a very very tall building eating in this all glass multilevel restaurant. Three friends and I are in a circular booth on the the top level facing this 4 story open window that takes up the entire side of the building and overlooks the city and the ocean. A storm had blown in and somehow the lightning from the storm reflected off of the water and was being projected onto the window of the building in such a way that we could a horizontal slice of a certain part of the ocean (i realize this part makes no sense but it did when i was dreaming). So this scene of the ocean is on the bottom half of the window and all the sudden i see the shape of something huge. It was a blue whale. Then there was another one, but it was smaller baby and you could see the shape of these smaller looking whales (i assumed them to be orcas) circling the 2 blue whales. All the sudden you heard this awful screech/ thud and the big blue whale drifted away. The orcas had swam off ofter the noise and left the baby. It was nuts, then we all returned to our dinner. The next day I saw a newspaper article that a whale had been hit by a cruise ship which i was supposed to be on. Weird

10/23/2009 12:45:38 PM

- that I called bulgaria
- that I played zombie tag as a prank during freshman orientation
- that capital blvd was an elevated, 2 level expressway through pullen park
- that I molested my sister and then she was eaten by an orca
- that I went to a "women's support group" hosted by the city of raleigh and a few TWWers were there. I went solely to climb 7 stories so I could skip back down the stairs
- that I went ice fishing on rainbow road (wii)


...all these within the past week, and a few that I know i've forgotten, b/c I told Z, but can't remember now

11/17/2009 12:16:51 PM

last night was another crazy dream. It included easy jazz music, a towel, open railroad box car, and spaceship shaped gummy bears.

11/17/2009 12:23:44 PM

last night i had a dream that a friends mother had died and I found his dog wandering by a river. The river had almost dried up but there was this platform in the middle to stand on even though it was only like 2 feet deep of mud.

12/14/2009 10:53:20 AM

I dream a lot about being in a relationship with one of my older cousins, which freaks me out.

12/14/2009 11:11:34 AM

2 odd ones from last night.

First: I was on a plane sitting next to Al Michael and we were filling out our NCAA brackets. I don't know if he was messing with me or not but he was picking winners to advance that weren't even in the same region. He did have us playing Syracuse in the sweet 16 but picked North Carolina to win that game

Second: we were playing a game in Reynolds and TJ had zero stats for the first 17 minutes of the first half. Then score 17 points in the final 3 minutes of the half. At halftime nearly everyone left their seats except me and like 5 others. Then came a huge cheer from the crowd of 5. In walks David Thompson. He's wearing jeans, a pullover long sleeve shirt and black dress shoes. He and TJ start playing one on one and DT totally dominates him. He's dunking all over TJ. He's shooting outside shots. He's playing smothering defense. TJ can't even get a shot off. DT was putting on a clinic.

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