can you at least pour paint on them or something? I mean how are you supposed to legally keep them from doing it?

11/6/2007 12:42:43 PM

1) cut their throats before they can call the cops.

2) refer to various mob movies for hints on getting rid of bodies.

11/6/2007 12:44:15 PM

Just keep some red paint with you, and once they paint something, just go back over it with red. Just make sure you have more paint than they do.

11/6/2007 1:10:27 PM

Think this will be on satellite in NYC?

11/6/2007 1:11:57 PM

Brother Jimmy's?

11/6/2007 1:14:58 PM

^^^ i think paintball guns are an excellent idea

and if they're smart, theyll wear ncsu shirts so they dont stick out.

whos guarding the tunnel?

11/6/2007 1:51:30 PM

11/6/2007 2:02:57 PM

http://www.statefansnation.com/index.php/archives/2007/02/02/a-view-from-the-cheap-seats-why-i-dont-hate-carolina/

Quote :

"I am a State fan. There is a plausible sincerity to these words, an earnestness that rings poetic. To mention these words is to seemingly reveal your character, the very essence of your soul. It is shameless and self-affirming, an unabashed sense of pride about whom you are, perhaps a tad arrogant, however devoid of elitism. To state these words is to affirm that your loyalty is absolute and unwavering; you have laid claim to a title that commands respect because you are genuine – a flailing sense of dedication is not tolerated. There is a subtle swagger in the way you say it, a bluster that only another true State fan can ever entirely comprehend. And still yet, as a State fan, you are not exactly teeming with bliss, but rather a desperate longing for satisfaction, appeasement. There exists within you an undeniable complexity, a dichotomy to your nature common among Wolfpack Nation. You are patient and forgiving and doggedly loyal to a fault, but you are marked by a looming forlornness of unfulfilled expectations and dashed hopes. Yet somehow you are decidedly resilient, having borne the stigma of the 90s and shunned any of its accompanying shame. And of course, you hate Carolina; it’s inherent, a black or white issue: You cannot be a true State fan and have even the slightest inkling of any tolerance for the team O’er the Hill. That is undeniable, scientific fact. I hate Carolina. There’s a solemn sincerity in these words as well, although they might not be quite as poetic. I hate them with such a fiery passion that I delight as much in a loss for them as I do a win for us. I so despise losing to them, that when we do, the trauma takes days off my life. But do I even know why I hate them so much? See, I don’t hate Carolina because the bastards are perpetual media darlings or because everyone gushes over their storied and hallowed tradition of excellence or because they had a legendary coach that unified them for decades or because they have won five (still counting as of today) national championships and 15 ACC titles. I don’t hate the Well or the Bell or the supposed magnificent aura of the Dean E. Smith Center. I don’t despise them for the fact that even when we are better than them they usually find a way to beat us or that Tyler Hansbrough never blinks nor fouls. I don’t wallow in the desperation of the fact that Ishua Benjamin always seems to get bumped out of bounds with less than a minute to play leading to a puzzling jump ball call or that there’s always a Jim Knight around to take points off the scoreboard at a crucial moment. I don’t deplore them for hanging in the rafters the jersey of any player who ever plopped his sweaty ass on the bench and I could care less if they have a nationally-exposed, bitter, storied rivalry with Duke and act indifferent towards State. I don’t hate their pseudo-elitist personas and I don’t hate the media-bias in favor of them from Manteo to Murphy. I don’t hate that anywhere I’ve ever been I could find a Carolina hat (including, most recently, on the ski slopes of Italy) or that everyone that moves to North Carolina always cheers for them because of “how good they are.” I don’t despise the fact that I cringe whenever someone says “Tar Heel State” and that when I’m governor someday my duties will require that I pretend to be proud and excited that they won a championship when the team visits the mansion while secretly I’d like to build a wall around Chapel Hill and fill it with water. I don’t hate that Carolina fans have no idea what it’s like to endure true frustration because after two years of mediocrity they solved the problem. I don’t hate them because we’ll never be close to where they are in basketball and will never consistently dominate them in football, yet we’re unwilling to ever accept that reality. I don’t hate Carolina for any of the aforementioned trivial reasons. Wait, that’s precisely why I hate them. "

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 4:47 PM. Reason : s]

11/6/2007 4:45:25 PM

We got on College Football Live today in the Extra Points segment, Jesse Palmer said we had a good chance to beat Carolina and win one of our last two games to make it to a bowl. I guess it's better than being completely ignored by ESPN.

11/6/2007 5:01:52 PM

Any chance of a live online video feed for those out-of-marketers?

11/6/2007 8:59:03 PM

^yea that would be swell.

Been loving this espnU phase cause I can watch the games.

11/6/2007 9:26:13 PM

i might be able to hook you guys up

i'll do a little researching and see if i can stream to something with more bandwidth, i think i've found one before for free

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 9:34 PM. Reason : ]

11/6/2007 9:34:00 PM

i found some stuff that works but its made for webcams not for actual broadcasting specifications so its zoomed out way too much to work

i can still stream off of my own bandwidth but the quality has to be bad to allow more than 5 people to watch

if anyone knows of any streaming servers for free for a few hours with okay quality let me know

11/6/2007 10:25:25 PM

^thx for trying

11/6/2007 11:08:23 PM

From ESPN Bowl Projections week 10:

Roady's Humanitarian
(WAC vs. ACC No. 8) Boise State vs. North Carolina State
Boise State vs. North Carolina State

I don't like when the media starts drinking the kool-aid

11/6/2007 11:09:50 PM

11/6/2007 11:11:11 PM

lol. it's be funny if we did end up playing fresno state or boise state. Weren't they the ones ole chuckles pissed off last year with the "partial-qualifiers" comment?

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 11:16 PM. Reason : ]

11/6/2007 11:16:43 PM

^ no, that was akron

11/6/2007 11:23:07 PM

WE'D RED UP BOISE STATE'S FIELD

or

WE'D SHOW FRESNO STATE HOW WE DEAL WITH TEAMS CALLED FSU

or

WE WENT 6-6 BUT WEREN'T BOWL ELIGIBLE SINCE ONE OF OUR WINS WAS AGAINST D1-AA/FCS SCHOOL

11/6/2007 11:25:59 PM

I know we lost to akron but the comment pissed off coaches elsewhere. I think it may have been the Fresno State that reportedly said for chuck to name a time and place.

11/6/2007 11:29:28 PM

Quote :

"Way beyond the Durham ditches, there's a place like hell, Where twenty thousand sons of bitches call it Chapel Hill. So, piss on Carolina 'lina Piss on Carolina 'lina Piss on Carolina 'lina TAR HEELS SUCK! Oh, they're bastards born, and they're bastards bred, And when they die, they'll be bastards dead. So, piss on Carolina 'lina Piss on Carolina 'lina Piss on Carolina 'lina TAR HEELS SUCK!"

that's to the tune of 'Hark the Sound' one of their school songs, in case you're a freshman who didn't know or are just retarded
http://www.lib.unc.edu/music/35%20Hark%20the%20Sound.mp3

so I expect to hear that or any of many variations on saturday fellas

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 11:45 PM. Reason : ]

11/6/2007 11:30:32 PM

^haha, thats about the 4th different version of that song i've heard.

11/6/2007 11:41:02 PM

i'll have that on demand ticket

11/7/2007 12:03:12 AM

im so ready to give them hell from the first defensive down

11/7/2007 12:42:51 AM

Yeah pttyndal it was Fresno State.

Pat Hill looks and acts like a douche anyway. It would be nice to pound some puny school for a bowl win.

11/7/2007 1:17:18 AM

^^hopefully everyone else be.

11/7/2007 4:15:18 AM

http://www.newsobserver.com/734/story/763457.html

Rivalry needs prize
J. Andrew Curliss, Staff Writer
It has been played longer than the Backyard Brawl (Pittsburgh-West Virginia) and the Red River Shootout (Texas-Oklahoma).
It's more intense than the Apple Cup (Washington-Washington State) or the Black and Blue Bowl (Memphis-Southern Mississippi).

And the universities are closer in proximity than those in the Iron Bowl (Alabama-Auburn), the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party (Florida-Georgia), or the Duel in the Desert (Arizona-Arizona State).

But the North Carolina-N.C. State football game has no name -- and no trophy.

Athletics officials at both schools say they are unaware of any moniker for the rivalry or any type of trophy for the winner.

Duke-Carolina has the Victory Bell, as do numerous other rivalries; Michigan and Minnesota has the Little Brown Jug; Indiana and Purdue play for the Old Oaken Bucket -- even Cincinnati and Lousiville play for a Keg of Nails.

The Kansas-Kansas State Sunflower Showdown is one of many played for a governor's cup. (A spokesman for Gov. Mike Easley, Seth Effron, agreed there's no gubernatorial trophy for the champ here.)

Indeed, dozens of games across the nation rise to enough of a rivalry to involve some kind of special title and trophy. Teams all over are in battles, wars, brawls and showdowns not just to hoist jugs, buckets and bells but also boots, shoes, pipes, cups and all sorts of other hardware.

North Carolina, of course, is a part of the Oldest Rivalry in the South (with Virginia) already, though don't confuse it with the Deep South's Oldest Rivalry (Auburn-Georgia).

And N.C. State plays the Textile Bowl with Clemson, a nod to the schools' similar missions, complete with a Textile Bowl trophy.

Given the state's status as a barbecue mecca and a major pork producer, one trophy that might fit the State-Carolina meeting is a "Slab of Bacon" for the team that best brings it home. But that's been done: Minnesota and Wisconsin used to play for it as part of their "Border Battle." When that trophy was lost in the early 1940s, the schools started playing for Paul Bunyan's Axe, now held high by the winning team each year.

It might seem obvious to call this Carolina Clash the I-40 Feud.

But there are plenty of other highway games out there -- the Battle of I-25 (New Mexico-New Mexico State), the Battle of I-75 (Toledo-Bowling Green) and the War on I-4 (Central Florida-South Florida) among them.

11/7/2007 1:49:21 PM

slab of bacon? that person needs to be slapped

11/7/2007 2:01:29 PM

i cant believe if we win this game we will have a .500 record overall as well as in the conference. who the hell would of thought?

11/7/2007 2:03:01 PM

no one from any major sports publication

thats for sure

11/7/2007 2:04:37 PM

Quote :

"nd the universities are closer in proximity than those in the Iron Bowl (Alabama-Auburn), the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party (Florida-Georgia), or the Duel in the Desert (Arizona-Arizona State)."

What about the toilet bowl since both teams are doing shitty (although we have stepped it up the last 3 games)

11/7/2007 2:13:52 PM

I just want to beat UNC. Bowl or no bowl......beat the holes and i'll be "OK" with this season. We've already improved from last year (albeit only one more win but improvement none the less). The recruiting class for next year is Top 25 in the nation and we still have a ways to go before February's signing period.

WEAR RED
BE LOUD
HAVE F-BOMB ALLEY AT IT'S FINEST

GO TO HELL CAROLINA!!!
ROLL ON STATE!!!

11/7/2007 2:18:01 PM

I say, whoever winz the game has to kill a UNC fan.

But seriously, why dont we play for a water cooler, since thats where the game will be discussed and the winner gets the bragging rights at his or her water cooler.

11/7/2007 2:21:06 PM

i look back at last years basketball season, and all i can remember is a win over UNC.

thats all that matters.

i'll take that for this years football season.

to look back and all i can remember is a win over UNC.

11/7/2007 2:25:58 PM

Quote :

"Perhaps the Gameday crew will mention it in passing Saturday morning. Otherwise, I expect the most coverage The Biggest Game of the Year will garner nationally will be when its score scrolls across the bottom of other games. After all, it’s just a little backyard rivalry that will certainly never matter like the Red Sox-Yankees or Ohio State-Michigan, and it could never possibly register on the scale of Colts-Patriots. C’mon, let’s be honest: it doesn’t even matter to the ACC race. The undeniable fact is that an overwhelming majority of Americans won’t know this game is even being played and wouldn’t care if they did. But that’s fine; I understand completely. Because the truth is, I couldn’t give a rat’s hindquarters what the overwhelming majority of Americans think about this game, and I won’t waste my time arguing its merits as an intense, important rivalry because I couldn’t care less to whom else it’s important. See, for those of us who were born in little places called Moravian Falls or grew up in Iron Station or Elm City, and for those of us that have lived in Asheville or Wilmington or anywhere in between, and for those of us that draw battle lines depending upon whether real barbeque is Lexington-style or Eastern-style – just so we’re clear: I’m a born and bred Westerner but I can assure you when The Great Pork War breaks out I’m siding with Wilber’s because Eastern-style is the only true pig fit for pickin’ – and especially for those of that have had our classes in Mann or Riddick Hall interrupted by the rumbling by of a passing train, we know precisely what this game means. It’s so much bigger than any other game ESPN could possibly shove down our throats any given Saturday. Sure, in a few weeks I’ll watch Ohio State play Michigan and Auburn play Alabama, because I’m a fan of college football (particularly SEC football) and I enjoy watching good games. But I have no vestment in which of those teams wins, because I’m a State fan, which invariably means I hate Carolina. Let me elaborate: I despise Carolina with every last ounce of passion I can muster; actually, I hate the whole principle of Carolina. In fact, it’s probably sinful how much I wholly detest them. But without Carolina to hate, what’s the point? At the most basic level, that’s really what it’s all about to a State fan, right? Every hero requires a villain and every rivalry must be fueled off some common ground, so no matter how much we might loathe them, we can’t deny they’re a part of our lives. We’ve sat at the Thanksgiving dinner table with them, in the pew beside them, in the office next to them. We’ve developed lifelong friendships with them and even been in their weddings. And for every one of us that has introduced a friend and quickly annotated it with “He’s a Carolina fan – but he’s still an ok guy,” we’ll be battling Saturday for the coveted opportunity to make that post-game gloating phone call; most likely we’ll get their voicemail, which is actually all that much sweeter, because it’s like an extra turn of the dagger. And that really is what it’s all about, right? We all know it’s much more fun to make that call than it is to receive it; it’s an unadulterated, blissful moment. And until you’ve either made that call or suffered through it, how can you ever truly understand what this game means? So ESPN can have Ohio State-Michigan – I could care less who wins that game. Because I’m a State fan and it really is this simple: Go to hell Carolina!"

http://www.statefansnation.com/index.php/archives/2007/11/06/a-view-from-the-cheap-seats-9/

gave me goosebumps

11/7/2007 2:30:35 PM

I'd take 1-11 football seasons for the rest of my life if the one win was over UNC.

11/7/2007 2:34:48 PM

Quote :

"slab of bacon? that person needs to be slapped"

winning team should have a BBQ at the governor's mansion...

caterer is selected by the winning team (Old Time vs. Allen & Son's, that kinda thing)

11/7/2007 2:38:19 PM

smithfields chicken n' bbq ftw

11/7/2007 2:39:14 PM

Quote :

"i look back at last years basketball season, and all i can remember is a win over UNC."

best memory of last season for me

11/7/2007 2:40:11 PM

i've still got the game DVR'd

11/7/2007 3:15:35 PM

We can play for the Highway 54 hubcap.

11/7/2007 3:23:26 PM

Rumor is that Mario Williams is in town and will be at the game on Saturday. Give him some love and start a Mario Williams chant.

11/7/2007 4:06:37 PM

Battle for the Little Red Tractor

11/7/2007 4:21:20 PM

i hope yall have some good taunts, the times i've been have been disappointing. mostly just cuss words slurred together. the best one was the guy who told the band to play the smurf song, then said he'd kick all their asses....by himself

11/7/2007 4:25:02 PM

we don't need a trophy for this matchup, we should have set that up decades ago if we were going to do it.... the textile bowl is silly enough as it is :-p

11/7/2007 5:11:38 PM

can I touch you?

11/7/2007 5:18:38 PM

shut up, go away

11/7/2007 5:23:17 PM

can I touch you?

11/7/2007 5:24:01 PM

You'd think so, huh Josh! I mean, honestly, he has NO ROOM to be joking judging by his gallery, so yeah. *brushes shoulders* I've never done any wrongdoing to anyone on here. Just too many damn haters.


Moderator or not, he should not be so harsh to individual ppl!

[Edited on November 7, 2007 at 5:30 PM. Reason : .]

11/7/2007 5:25:58 PM

It's extra sad when you consider he is 30+ years old, and a moderator to boot.

11/7/2007 5:29:48 PM