have you considered investing in a corncob pipe? or a normal pipe, for that matter?

11/29/2007 1:04:23 AM

yes, yes i have.

11/29/2007 1:04:44 AM

... did you do it?

i smoke a pipe myself, i like it. cigars as well. very enjoyable.

11/29/2007 1:06:19 AM

not yet, someday tho.

11/29/2007 1:06:48 AM

what are the rules about smoking on a ship, anyway?

11/29/2007 1:08:09 AM

Is it true that every gay porno ever made has been shot while aboard a US Navy ship?

11/29/2007 1:09:20 AM

well

when you're not on watch, you can smoke outside.

on a sub, there's a space for smoking, near one of the ventilation intakes

11/29/2007 1:09:21 AM

hey chembo...


at least you're not going to commit suicide before DNL.... you've got at least that going for you

11/29/2007 1:10:18 AM

meh, dnl'll be lucky to get out.

11/29/2007 1:10:43 AM

whoever said i'm going to commit suicide?

11/29/2007 1:11:31 AM

I don't think you will. I actually think you're a pretty good guy, in person and everything.

11/29/2007 1:12:22 AM

baddest motherfucker there is.

11/29/2007 1:12:47 AM

chembo's got some deep rooted depression. Mostly because he cant find a girl...




ive got 99 problems and a bitch aint one.

11/29/2007 1:13:27 AM

Plenty of girls in his water aerobics class.

11/29/2007 1:13:49 AM

soon he'll be fucking a different country's whores every weekend, don't worry about chembob.

11/29/2007 1:14:52 AM

From : chembob
To : NC86
Received : Monday November 5, 2007 at 12:05 AM
Subject : Re: i'm not being emo
oh, i'm not waiting around anymore. kind of decided that before you replied to my original message.




the thing is, what i would like, is someone to have waiting when i ship out come this summer. that's really all i want.



















it goes on and on about how he thought his last girl was the one (tania or something like that)... but she dumped him because he had a little dick.

sucks for him

[Edited on November 29, 2007 at 1:16 AM. Reason : x]

[Edited on November 29, 2007 at 1:16 AM. Reason : x]

11/29/2007 1:15:54 AM

You're just trying to get on his list.

11/29/2007 1:16:13 AM

you know, not everyone kills themselves if they don't achieve goals

[Edited on November 29, 2007 at 1:17 AM. Reason : and dude, you still don't know shit about me and my ex]

11/29/2007 1:16:55 AM

Are we still asking the sailor questions or what?

11/29/2007 1:18:40 AM

naw, i'm getting trolled. but this fag needs to be called out when's he's wrong.

11/29/2007 1:19:41 AM

Quote :

"naw, i'm getting trolled. but this fag needs to be called out when's he's wrong."

Who are you talking about?

11/29/2007 1:21:12 AM

NC86

11/29/2007 1:21:25 AM

chembo chembo chembo...



now weve been over this a thousand times.

you are a creepy fuck. Girls think you are a creepy dude. Girls have told me they thought you were a creepy guy on more than one occasion.

11/29/2007 1:24:26 AM

i'd like to see your list of girls

11/29/2007 1:27:24 AM

im glad to have cleared things up.

11/29/2007 1:28:12 AM

whats the male/female ratio on whatever ship you are one typically?

11/29/2007 1:28:41 AM

wrong thread

[Edited on November 29, 2007 at 1:29 AM. Reason : x]

11/29/2007 1:29:11 AM

subs: 100% male

ships: 85-90% male, 10-15% female

11/29/2007 1:29:56 AM

lol you know honestly you dont have to reply to pm's btw

[Edited on November 29, 2007 at 1:30 AM. Reason : ^thanks for actually answering and not being a douche!]

11/29/2007 1:30:19 AM

^^ clearly the sub is by design, but is the ship number just what it is or is that regulated?

11/29/2007 1:48:26 AM

just what it is

11/29/2007 1:50:20 AM

Can a sailor that's never been to sea still rightfully be called a sailor?

11/29/2007 1:55:19 AM

well, not really

BUT I have been out to sea.

11/29/2007 2:06:42 AM

Say no to SWO

11/29/2007 6:19:44 AM

well, i got rejected for Nuke

and i already said yes

11/29/2007 11:01:20 AM

hey now, I had a blast as a SWO...spent 2 1/2 years on a destroyer blowing shit up as the Ordnance Officer and then spent a year and a half as the operations officer for an anti-terrorism unit...blowing shit up (and probably using more ammo in a 5 day range shoot at Camp Pendleton than most of you gun fruits on here will use in your lifetime)

11/29/2007 11:09:51 AM

That'd be a nice billet.

I'm gonna try for Frigates, maybe be CIC.

11/29/2007 11:31:47 AM

yo vinylbandit

11/29/2007 12:38:26 PM

bttt

11/29/2007 3:29:38 PM

and we're back.

11/30/2007 6:01:14 PM

My question kinda, uh, fell through the cracks.

Quote :

"Is it true that every gay porno ever made has been shot while aboard a US Navy ship?"

11/30/2007 6:29:57 PM

Quote :

"well, i got rejected for Nuke "

how the fuck did you get rejected for nuke?

11/30/2007 6:31:10 PM

^^no.

^well, it's up to the Admiral. i guess i didn't do well enough on my technical interviews and/or my transcript wasn't strong enough

11/30/2007 6:38:04 PM

they must be tightening up.

couple of years ago they were accepting 3.0 history majors.

that was with bowman, though.

11/30/2007 6:43:55 PM

yea, I met Bowman. that guy was the shit.

Donald, well, I met him too, but he didn't look up when I walked in his office. that's when I knew he already had decided. (i'm a 2.95 chem major )

11/30/2007 6:55:28 PM

haha...you're probably better off not being a nuke, anyways.

navy nuke = non-stop beatdown

[Edited on November 30, 2007 at 7:02 PM. Reason : i'm not just saying that because you didn't get picked (don't take what i said the wrong way)]

11/30/2007 7:00:52 PM

it's alright

All I care about now is being a kick-ass SWO.

11/30/2007 7:07:26 PM

Quote :

"All I care about now is being a kick-ass SWOtarget."

11/30/2007 7:09:41 PM

NOT ON MY WATCH, DAMMIT

11/30/2007 7:12:13 PM

bttt

12/2/2007 12:42:24 AM