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"Jessica Alba sucks. I would never want to have her kids."

and here we have the perspective of a woman, jealous of another woman for being so hot

12/12/2007 4:50:45 PM

good roles?

was co-star in head on with vinny chase not good enough for her

12/12/2007 4:52:09 PM

Twista, I'm not jealous.

She can't act for shit. The stuff she says is particularly obnoxious. Her movies suck.

I don't want to be her, and I wouldn't want to have kids with her.

12/12/2007 4:57:59 PM

oh i know she cant act

but dont take it as a diss

i mean i'd probably be jealous of brad pitt and george clooney or what not and i guess this is kind of the equivalent

or at least have some hopes that women would desire me like they do them

12/12/2007 4:58:56 PM

^^Nobody gives a fuck if she can act or not, or how good her movies are.

And you can sit here and act like you aren't jealous, and that you are happy just being an average ugly chick, and pretend you are a better person because of it. If it makes you happy to delude yourself like that, or think it makes you seem mature, then fine, keep doing it.

Truth is, you would trade places with her in a second if given the opportunity.

And to save you the time, I will go ahead and say that you are going to reply that you are in fact not jealous, and you would not trade places with her. She is ugly, can't act, and you are perfectly happy with who you are.


Oh the lies we tell ourselves when faced with reality. Its pathetic sometimes.

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 5:10 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2007 5:08:24 PM

Brad Pitt and George Clooney are totally cool though. I think I am jealous of them a little bit.

But I just can't muster it for Jessica Alba, and I can totally understand why seedless wouldn't want to have children with her.

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 5:11 PM. Reason : She's hot though.]

12/12/2007 5:10:23 PM

I never said she was ugly. But, no, I would not want to trade places with her.

And I'm not perfectly happy being an "average ugly chick." I want to be good-looking, write the great American novel, and have a kid who grows up to be a dominant power foward here at State. I do not want to be Jessica Alba.

12/12/2007 5:13:20 PM

Nobody on TWW has a life good enough that they wouldn't want to trade with a very famous, very rich, and very attractive celebrity.

So stop acting like you wouldn't.


Bullshit. And like I said, there was no need for you to type all that, I already did it for you.

And please tell me how you are better in any way over Jessica Alba.



[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 5:14 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2007 5:13:54 PM

No, you didn't type all that. You said that I would say she was ugly and that I was perfectly happy with myself the way I am. That's not what I ended up saying.

And this is the dumbest argument ever.

And you suck for thinking Jessica Alba is somehow better than any of us. It's pathetic.

12/12/2007 5:18:31 PM

Quote :

"Twista, I'm not jealous. She can't act for shit. The stuff she says is particularly obnoxious. Her movies suck. I don't want to be her, and I wouldn't want to have kids with her."

no fucking way you're not jealous of her.

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 5:19 PM. Reason : just no way]

12/12/2007 5:19:22 PM

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"And you suck for thinking Jessica Alba is somehow better than any of us. It's pathetic."

Believe it or not, she is better than any girl on here. And yes, that does include you.

12/12/2007 5:43:29 PM

i smashed some pregnant VAG before and it was AMAZING. i bet hers would be like HEAVEN !!!1

12/12/2007 5:48:45 PM

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"I wonder who the lucky bastard is that made this happen"

well see, when two people love each other. They talk about it and make a conscious decision to have a baby. So then they spend time together and have sex and try to get pregnant. And she did

12/12/2007 5:49:07 PM

hahah she should have played the hot chick in knocked up

12/12/2007 5:52:54 PM

^^You're missing the point Mr Buzzkill

12/12/2007 6:01:10 PM

my fat stacks be the reason that nappy headed hoes try to trap me
saying "don't he look exactly like my son he the pappy?"

12/12/2007 8:08:05 PM

damnit man i miss rawliegh

12/12/2007 8:13:16 PM

shes gonna be so cute pregnant

12/12/2007 8:47:51 PM

i remember the first time i ever saw her in a movie...it was some horror comedy type flick where this dudes hand was possessed by the devil

oh yeah bow chica wow

12/12/2007 8:49:34 PM

there are far too few pictures in here

12/12/2007 8:50:08 PM