If I left, what would I do with, all this useless information in my head you know? Tonnage price of manilla folders? Um, Pam's favorite flavor of yogurt? Which is mixed berry.

1/8/2008 11:32:10 AM

Quote :

"In a lifetime, the average human eats 8 spiders at night while they're sleeping."

False

1/8/2008 11:44:31 AM

this thread was quite successful

1/8/2008 7:34:20 PM

11 * 11 = 121
111 * 111 = 12321
1111 * 1111 = 1234321
11111 * 11111 = 123454321
etc.

1/8/2008 7:36:55 PM

talib kweli's brother is a law professor at columbia

3/13/2008 10:22:57 AM

MOAR

3/13/2008 10:56:30 AM

drunknloaded's last name

3/13/2008 11:01:27 AM

marshmallows come from marshmallow plants

3/13/2008 11:06:54 AM

nu uh they come from the rotting corpse of stay-puft man

3/13/2008 11:10:26 AM

3/13/2008 11:14:31 AM

the dot above the i is called the "tittle"

3/13/2008 11:16:32 AM

and what about marshmallow sauce? i suppose there's a variant of that plant that has prepackaged jars hanging from the vine?

3/13/2008 11:16:49 AM

your mom sucks great dick

3/13/2008 11:17:34 AM

nah, you have to press them--like grapes

3/13/2008 11:18:39 AM

lighters were invented before friction matches and diamonds have the highest thermal conductivity of any tangible material

[Edited on March 23, 2008 at 9:49 PM. Reason : ]

3/23/2008 9:48:39 PM

queue is the only english word with 4 consecutive vowels.... I'm pretty sure, anyway.

3/23/2008 9:49:30 PM

I know a couple of Hawaiian's who would disagree with you tromboner

3/23/2008 9:52:39 PM

Hawaiian is not english.


[Edited on March 23, 2008 at 9:57 PM. Reason : Neither is any native american language.]

3/23/2008 9:53:18 PM

pwnd!

3/23/2008 9:54:26 PM

and they were driving a Toyota Sequoia

3/23/2008 9:54:43 PM

Quote :

"some people have a split uvula vulva"

LOL WUT?

3/23/2008 9:54:58 PM

what about queueing?

3/23/2008 9:56:00 PM

Quote :

"thought to be named after the Cherokee Indian leader, Sequoyah, though this is uncertain."

3/23/2008 9:56:29 PM

^^Well that's 5. Not 4.

3/23/2008 9:58:02 PM

I'm sure youll come up with some excuse as to why Onomatopoeia doesn't work either

3/23/2008 9:59:09 PM

PWND!

3/23/2008 10:00:11 PM

^^Clearly, my sources have lied to me.

I will consult with the sources over this matter as soon as possible.

[Edited on March 23, 2008 at 10:00 PM. Reason : .]

3/23/2008 10:00:15 PM

longest words i know: (by heart)

floccipaucinihilipilification

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

3/23/2008 10:02:27 PM

queueing is not a word, queuing is.

3/23/2008 10:03:00 PM

queueing is a word

theres a whole theory on it

3/23/2008 10:04:34 PM

Not all people have the gene for the enzyme that breaks down mercaptan, so some of you can eat all the asparagus you want without stinking up the place.


we ate asparagus tonight and apparently it made the bf's pee smell bad. but when i peed, i noticed no stench. apparently the internet told him this.

3/23/2008 10:04:36 PM

dont eat cheese before noon

3/23/2008 10:05:09 PM

My pee always stinks and I never eat asparagus

its tastes like garbage

3/23/2008 10:05:29 PM

well then stop eating garbage.

GIGO (garbage in, garbage out)

3/23/2008 10:17:19 PM

the three greatest military geniuses of ancient times (Alexander the Great, Hannibal and Julius Caesar) were all epileptics

3/23/2008 10:20:52 PM

Quote :

"queueing is not a word, queuing is"

OED begs to differ

3/23/2008 10:22:18 PM

don't fuck with tha OED, motherfucka

3/23/2008 10:23:05 PM

Continuum, vacuum, and muumuu are about the only 3 regular english words with "uu" in them. (There are a couple of more archaic, nonstandard, or foreign ones, though (and muumuu is pretty much foreign anyway - Hawaiian))
(Duumvirate (archaic), Equus (biological), Carduus (biological), Menstruum (icky) are a few of the weird ones)

3/23/2008 10:54:39 PM

The average human being has more hair follicles on his body than an average orangutan. They're just finer and less pigmented.

3/23/2008 11:19:52 PM

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words

And yes, I did have to look it up for the spelling. New one I find interesting as well: Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666

3/24/2008 10:33:29 AM

I suffer from Hexakosioihexekontapentaphobia

I have a mortal fear of the number 665

3/24/2008 10:34:54 AM

Quote :

"zip code 17927 became defunct in 2002."

It's sad I knew exactly what this was about.

I also know what happened to the speed stop.

3/24/2008 10:47:20 AM

every county seat, and state capitol has a river (at least in nc, or very early america at least) - this was the main mode of transportation back in the day and how they decided what town/cities would be seats and capitols.

3/24/2008 10:54:14 AM