look at you with a conscience

1/11/2008 12:37:21 PM

It pops up every now and then. So?

1/11/2008 12:38:09 PM

go log into evan for a little bit.

1/11/2008 12:39:06 PM

right past her elbow she has some like tiny little nubbly finger like things.

if it was a guy with similar attractiveness and personality, i would so have gone out on a date with him.

1/11/2008 12:39:34 PM

Does that qualify as a valid response to me now?

1/11/2008 12:40:14 PM

nah, just putting sugar in your gas tank

^^like this???



[Edited on January 11, 2008 at 12:41 PM. Reason : add]

[Edited on January 11, 2008 at 12:41 PM. Reason : ^^]

1/11/2008 12:40:56 PM

a little bit like that i guess. Just not as Creepy looking.

1/11/2008 12:41:30 PM

by page 3 most people realize amsterdam's threads are fake

funny nobody has caught on in this thread

1/11/2008 12:41:54 PM

cringe

1/11/2008 12:42:08 PM

its not fake, i really did do this.

you don't have to believe me if you want to. my feelings wont be hurt.

1/11/2008 12:43:41 PM

well when is the date
tonight or tomorrow night



we have to hear how it goes

1/11/2008 1:56:16 PM

i'd go out with a one-armed girl (especially if the rest of her was cute/pretty)

1/11/2008 1:59:11 PM

yeah, when is it, might as well make it a complete train wreck

1/11/2008 2:45:56 PM

tonight.

1/11/2008 3:02:17 PM

You?

1/11/2008 3:17:41 PM

wut?

1/11/2008 3:21:11 PM

there used to be a very good looking chick that i saw around campus (probably 2001-2003 sometime) that had this similar arm/nub thing. and i would have had no problem going out with her. pretty hot. some of you might remember this girl that i speak of.

1/11/2008 3:21:11 PM

i set up my brother's friend with my former coworker and i'll be damned if they aren't two peas in a fucking pod now

i keep telling them they can't blame me if it doesn't work out

talk about awkward!

1/11/2008 3:22:04 PM

i set my high school best friend up with a girl his freshmen year of college and they've been dating ever since.

little did i know she hated me and doesn't like him to hang out with me.
sucks man...

1/11/2008 3:23:35 PM

nicely done DiamondAce

1/11/2008 3:33:32 PM

i think you shouldve have warned him so he knows what to expect and isnt staring at her handicap, dumbfounded at the turn of events. he is probably going to be rude just by his surprise.

that said, it wouldnt be a deal-breaker for me. this whole thing reminds of of a Seinfeld episode or something.

also, we are going to need pics of the chick to judge what you shouldve done.

[Edited on January 11, 2008 at 3:38 PM. Reason : .]

1/11/2008 3:37:59 PM

Yeah, pics are necessary.


THIS IS WHY WE DON'T SHOUT

1/11/2008 4:29:47 PM

i dont have pix of her, i only met her a couple times buying coffee or lunch on the way to work.

1/11/2008 4:32:05 PM

btt

1/12/2008 7:48:31 AM

wait so what happened?

1/12/2008 8:27:15 AM

I didn't read the whole thread, so maybe someone already brought it up, but the first thing that occurred to me is that there are at least two one armed dudes on TWW.

you shoulda hooked them up with this chick.

1/12/2008 9:38:36 AM

You're a moron.

1/12/2008 9:40:08 AM

i dont know what happened. im going to wait until noon to call.

1/12/2008 9:40:38 AM

fuck you da,

i laughed

1/12/2008 9:40:48 AM

haha is defending the dignity of one-armers DiamondAce's pet cause?

dude seemed to get really offended.

1/12/2008 9:42:44 AM

maybe there's a third, but much more sensitive five finger typer on tww

1/12/2008 9:44:27 AM

everything went very well he said.

they've got plans for a second date.

1/12/2008 1:13:19 PM

Cool.

GJ.

1/12/2008 1:15:56 PM

joenumbers has a nub, but he's hot so I'd bang him anyway.

1/12/2008 4:20:29 PM

shawna you slut

1/12/2008 4:29:53 PM