Quote :

"josh is battin .1000"

lol

3/18/2008 9:03:55 PM

i get drunk on tuesday nights. even though i have to get up at 5:30 for work.

3/18/2008 9:05:04 PM

I am not ashamed that:

- I drive a 300hp automobile which has an automatic transmission. It's just plain easier.

- I have an arsenal of GI Joe and Star Wars toys, both loose and in the package.

- I genuinely don't enjoy drinking any more, and do so only seldom.

3/18/2008 9:12:29 PM

^ what vehicle is that?

3/18/2008 9:13:31 PM

yea i drive auto as well


my dick is still bigger than yalls

3/18/2008 9:13:37 PM

i collected pokeman cards in 7th grade.

3/18/2008 9:15:49 PM

^ and pogs, i bet.

3/18/2008 9:19:22 PM

for like a week. shit was so gay.


i was quite the business man in middle school. if it wasnt for the money i would have quit after 2 months.

3/18/2008 9:20:32 PM

^^^^^ Mustang GT.

^^^ Hey, that's a good one too. I can relate.

- I still have somewhere in the ballpark of 1000+ Pokemon cards from way back when I started teaching. All the kids at school were trading the cards, but they had no clue how to play the game. I thought this made no sense, so I decided to learn about how the game was played. Over time, I started buying cards so that I could teach them how to play during after school care. It was surprisingly fun, and some of the kids were brilliant strategists.

[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 9:21 PM. Reason : needs more ^]

3/18/2008 9:20:47 PM

- I'm madly in lust with House

- I have very little sympathy for other people

- Journey will always make me smile

- My favorite book is The Fountainhead

- I'm an atheist

3/18/2008 9:20:52 PM

i'd rather have a moped than any form of mustang past 1967.

3/18/2008 9:21:37 PM

^ 1969 is my last year but pretty much agreed....


and i didn't have a license and i still don't own a moped

3/18/2008 9:24:04 PM

i've had one (scooter actually) in hawaii.... it was mother fuckin' sweet!!



[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 9:44 PM. Reason : photo]

3/18/2008 9:24:58 PM

-I Love Jesus
-I drive a 268 hp Automatic, and wouldn't have it any other way
-3 of 6 Cd's in my changer are Classical, Josh Groban & Michael Buble'
-I have never been to a concert (but plan to attend my 1st on April 29th)
-I have never seen Seseme street, a Christmas story or about 3 dozen movies that make people gasp.
-I used to date on eHarmony
-I really suck at math

Actually - I can't think of too much that I'm ashamed of... They're all traits that make me who I am

3/18/2008 9:25:56 PM

i ate out twice today. actually i might be ashamed but i am pretending i'm not.

3/18/2008 9:26:20 PM

Quote :

"It was surprisingly fun, and some of the kids were brilliant strategists."

I was the best at that game. I won tournaments and shit.

/shame

Quote :

"- I have very little sympathy for other people"

That I knew.

3/18/2008 9:26:26 PM

http://chaoticsequence.googlepages.com/convulsivechaos.wmv

3/18/2008 9:27:25 PM

Slave's turn !

I am not ashamed that I am extremely petty. I remember everything and hold a grudge if someone slights me in any way.

I am not ashamed that I take note of the penis when I watch porn. I don't enjoy films where the penis is small or oddly shaped, or unable to attain full erect status.

I am not ashamed of the fact that almost every 'girl show' on television. It started with the OC, and has evolved into Gilmore Girls, One Tree Hill, and Gossip Girl, among others.

I am not ashamed that I've cried more than once during each of the above.

I am not ashamed that I've had a sex with a girl merely as a means to get closer to another girl.

I am not ashamed that I would sometimes rather beat than have sex.

I am not ashamed that I have a Machiavellian mindset, and I see nothing wrong with deceiving and manipulating others for personal gain.

I am not ashamed that I lie sometimes only for the sake of lying, even there there is no clear advantage gained by not telling the truth.

I am not ashamed that I have spent 3 nights in jail.

I am not ashamed that I like to try out accents during phone conversations with strangers, with varying success.

I am not ashamed that supplement my income with gambling and drug money.

I am not ashamed that I will sometimes go from Friday afternoon to Monday morning without ever leaving my house.

I am not ashamed that I freak out at any semblance of a zit, and have canceled interviews and dinner plans if I get so much as a blackhead.

I am not ashamed that I love to Karaoke, especially 80's dance and pop.

I am not ashamed of the fact that when I'm alone in the bathroom, I will start off pissing about 8 feet from the urinal, and move in slowly closer as my stream weakens.

3/18/2008 9:30:36 PM

I am not ashamed:

- that I have an infatuation with young boys (they gotta be legal)
- that Coors Light is my favorite beer
- that one of my closest confidantes is a douche bag from tww that i've never met in real life
- that I am deathly afraid of spiders
- that I like to get way drunker than I should and do silly things that I shouldn't
- that I cuss like a dirty sailer
- that my entire life revolves around cows in some way
- that I have had sex in a public parking lot in the back seat of my car in the last six months even though i'm almost 30
- that I have woken up and had absolutely no idea where i was more than a couple of times in the past 6 months and had never done that before
- that I post on tww and have facebook
- that I will go after men that are way out of my league
- that I am probably the loudest person in any room
- that I have a weakness for really shitty pop/rap music
- that I know a lot of guys is TKE and would prefer to hang out with them more than most other people I know even though I'm not close with many of them
- that I sometimes like going to Sammy's
- that sometimes I watch porn at work and "click my mouse"...haha

ok...i'm just going to stop now

[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 9:32 PM. Reason : sdaf]

3/18/2008 9:32:00 PM

- i cant dance

3/18/2008 9:33:55 PM

- I can't talk

3/18/2008 9:34:52 PM

i can't dance either.

3/18/2008 9:35:00 PM

dammit i can nut reading her skidmarks like a map

livnprf

3/18/2008 9:39:00 PM

i can't dance
i have a dwi on record
i walk to work
I'm affraid of psych people (just cause i can fuck with you too doesn't mean i need drugs asshat)
my home stereo is worth more than my daily driver
i now own the car i was conceived in
i love tww
i rarely wear pants when alone

3/18/2008 9:40:46 PM

i think you win

3/18/2008 9:42:37 PM

- i sleep naked
- i enjoy listening to the cure
- i cant write for shit...unless its free writing
- i rarely drink anymore.

3/18/2008 9:43:38 PM

-my teeth
-my physique
-athletic ability
-my job

3/18/2008 9:43:43 PM

my beer gut.

3/18/2008 9:46:16 PM

I'm in love with my girlfriend.
I'm proud of what I do; each day my choices make me happy and I always try to do what I think is right
Some people think I'm weird.
Not everyone is going to like me - but most people will.
Cause I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and dog gone it people like me.

3/18/2008 9:46:21 PM

3/18/2008 9:46:39 PM

- that every time i go to a new city i have to go to a titty bar just to see what they are like in different places
- that i have a collection of hotel keys from nearly every place i've ever stayed

3/18/2008 9:47:56 PM

^ lets go to the Czech Republic okay?

3/18/2008 9:49:23 PM

are titties bar there scary?

3/18/2008 9:49:50 PM

I post on the wolfweb

3/18/2008 9:50:29 PM

i watched i love lucy with my mom when i was little...and bewitched

3/18/2008 9:51:38 PM

Quote :

"i am not ashamed that i have an irrational fear of cotton balls (i got chill bumps writing the word)"

Interesting. Squeezing cotton balls makes me nauseated. Really weird.

-That my wife is almost 10yrs older than me.
-That I'm extremely scared of dying.
-That I usually think I'm better than most people.
-That I am immediately intrigued if I meet someone I can't feel that way about.
-That I almost never give 100% at a task, unless it directly benefits me.
-That I graduated with a COMM degree.
-That I stopped persuing being a chiropractor for ^.
-That I love reading TWW... even with all the racist/ignorant bullshit on here.
-That I play flag football so seriously now because I wasn't allowed to try out in middle/high school.
-That I'm glad my parents are divorced.

hmm... that's all for now.

3/18/2008 9:52:41 PM

titty bars in the Czech Republic are full service and open until the early morning

but they are a scam too... 60 euro mandatory glasses of wine just for dropping in kind of thing

3/18/2008 9:54:20 PM

please define "full service"

3/18/2008 9:55:08 PM

you can fuck them

3/18/2008 9:55:35 PM

3/18/2008 9:55:51 PM

when i was in 7th grade, a girl offered to blow me....but i ignored her cause my friends told me she had std's and shit.



looking back at it, she probably didnt.

3/18/2008 9:56:48 PM

- that i only shamelessly and/or publicly flirt with men i have no interest in
- that i, too, have a DWI on record
- that i would rather hang out at the shitty biker bar that i work at than any place on glenwood

[Edited on March 18, 2008 at 10:00 PM. Reason : sadfsd]

3/18/2008 9:58:28 PM

I am not ashamed that I am a recovering alcoholic with plenty of embarrassing stories.
I am not ashamed that I rarely wear pants or underwear when I'm at home.
I am not ashamed that I really love porn, especially mean dirty porn.
I am not ashamed that everyone I know has seen my breasts.
I am not ashamed that I was and still am one chunky monkey.
I am not ashamed that I wasn't particularly attached to my baby for over a month.
I am not ashamed that I let my son sleep in our bed.
I am not ashamed that I have had sex with my son in the room.
I am not ashamed that I only spent a few hours a day with my son in the PICU.
I am not ashamed that I removed my son's NG tube against medical advice. (The momma is always right!)

3/18/2008 9:59:00 PM

I do not think that first-cousin relations are wrong. In fact, I think it's kind of kinky.

3/18/2008 9:59:19 PM

thought of some more:

-I was a virgin 'til my 19th birthday.
-I just started drinking beer in January (and only one kind so far: Killians)
-Never drank 'til I was 20.
-Never cheated on any my girlfriends.

more to come...

3/18/2008 10:01:16 PM

Quote :

"-Never cheated on any my girlfriends"

Why would anyone be ashamed of this?

3/18/2008 10:02:04 PM

i am not ashamed of eating a pizza lunchable from time to time, despite not being in middle school

3/18/2008 10:03:33 PM

A lot of my friends used to pick on me and call me a goody-two-shoes for not being a "player" back then.

3/18/2008 10:04:14 PM

-I'm woefully ignorant about cars.
-I can't drive a stick or change my oil.
-I go most places alone (movies, clubs, bars).
-I still love Seinfeld (the show) passionately after the Kramer debacle.
-I took a day off work to play a newly released video game.

3/18/2008 10:07:23 PM

I'M NOT ASHAMED I WILL BE WITH MY CURRENT GIRLFRIEND FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!

3/18/2008 10:08:35 PM