cum couldn't make it across the table

1/27/2008 8:31:38 PM

Hey..Under Seige is on again...who's up for it?

1/27/2008 8:34:43 PM

is he from the future?

1/27/2008 8:36:21 PM

for sale: One big, juicy, van

1/27/2008 8:38:47 PM

he looks like a frog


...

so do you

1/27/2008 8:39:43 PM

Hey Mcnabb...Chunnel's on HBO tonight...why dont you stop by?

1/27/2008 8:40:59 PM

was that...JERRY i didnt think you'd show or

Jerry i didn't think YOU'D show?

1/27/2008 8:42:57 PM

Yeah, $37.50 for a Three Musketeers

1/27/2008 8:44:02 PM

AND all the muffinstumps you can carry

[Edited on January 27, 2008 at 8:47 PM. Reason : .]

1/27/2008 8:47:12 PM

now for the trifecta...

1/27/2008 8:49:41 PM

adjacent to refuse...is refuse

1/27/2008 8:50:19 PM

Yeah. We're not doing the mustaches anymore

1/27/2008 8:50:20 PM

So you just thought "What the hell..? I'll just eat some trash"

1/27/2008 8:51:07 PM

That guy! Swarm! Swarm!

1/27/2008 8:51:34 PM

okay....OPEENIIINGG...

<boom>

1/27/2008 8:52:28 PM

HOLY COW

1/27/2008 8:55:42 PM

its the wood that makes it good

1/27/2008 8:57:30 PM

He fell right on the wagon

1/27/2008 8:59:04 PM

To the idiot mobile!

1/27/2008 9:02:40 PM

What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?

1/27/2008 9:07:13 PM

fake
fake

fake
fake

1/27/2008 9:08:04 PM

Okay, I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st. Wait a minute, how can a street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!

1/27/2008 9:09:16 PM

Will somebody answer that damn phone!

1/27/2008 9:13:56 PM

u lookin for somethin lady?

is this chemical bank?

the bank? it BURNED...its GONE...

1/27/2008 9:15:50 PM

and you wanna be my latex salesman

1/27/2008 9:18:54 PM

I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE

1/27/2008 9:27:55 PM

GLAMour?

1/27/2008 9:29:21 PM

Make a wish. . .

Didn't come true.

1/27/2008 9:33:22 PM

I'll take the job. Potato salad!

1/27/2008 9:39:29 PM

Attention Steinbrenner and front-office morons! Your triumphs mean nothing! You ALLLL stink! You can sit on it, and rotate! This is George Costanza. I fear no reprisal. Extension five-one-seven-oh.

1/27/2008 9:42:16 PM

You tell that son of a bitch that no Yankee is ever coming to Houston...not as long as you bastards are running things

1/27/2008 9:43:30 PM

Other Walter has a polyp in the duodenum. It's benign, Elaine, but. . . still a bastard!

1/27/2008 9:48:44 PM

This son of a bitch is ice cold.

1/27/2008 10:06:37 PM

i think that one's been done

1/27/2008 10:11:10 PM

Can you please move your head down a little, I can't see out the back window?

Little further please...

Little further...

1/27/2008 10:12:26 PM

he flew right into your head

like he couldnt avoid it!

never seen that before...bird into a woman's head an' all

1/27/2008 10:13:38 PM

That's no tragedy! How many people do you lose on a normal cruise? 30? 40?

1/27/2008 10:16:11 PM

Next Stop, Pottersville! Next Stop, Pottersville!

1/27/2008 10:16:39 PM

Can I borrow your bat

You need a glove?

Nah

1/27/2008 10:17:39 PM

they called me a mary

1/27/2008 10:22:02 PM

Sure kid, yeah. But then you gotta promise you'll do something for me.

I know. . . Get out of this bed one day and walk again.

Yeah, that would be nice, but I really just need this card.

1/27/2008 10:22:42 PM

Another game for Milos!!!!

1/27/2008 10:26:17 PM

CITY PLANNER

1/27/2008 10:26:46 PM

Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G, . . . and an I!

1/27/2008 10:30:28 PM

WHO IS this?

1/27/2008 10:31:32 PM

That's not gonna be good for business.

1/27/2008 10:32:41 PM

Good meeting?

There was no meeting, but it was quite a meeting!

1/27/2008 10:34:14 PM

This... is Frank ..Costanza.
..
You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the poool...We're gonna be in the CLUBhouse and we're gonna be all over the shuffle board court...and I dare you to keep me out!

1/27/2008 10:35:04 PM

Couldn't you lie? How hard is it to lie?

1/27/2008 10:36:15 PM

remember jerry

its not a lie, if you believe it

1/27/2008 10:37:36 PM