Quote :

"From : J_Gatsby To : ReceiveDeath Received : Sunday February 10, 2008 at 3:51 AM Subject : ATTENTION TEAM EUPHALO TRAGIC NEWS FROM THE FRONT LINES 200 pages ago was 1/30/2008 8:15:01 PM At the baseline rate of 200 pages per 10 days, team Euphalo has fallen roughly 8 hours behind schedule Offensive coordinator Malice advises that efforts should be redoubled. His imprisonment on false charges should not be for naught Onwards and upwards to 1000 pages comrades! Malice sends his regards!"

I JUST RECEIVED THIS NEWS VIA PM

AND LET ME TELL YOU

I WAS A LITTLE UNNERVED

THIS IS A MATTER WE MUST TAKE INTO OUR OWN HANDS EUPHALO

WE'VE BEEN PUSHED AROUND BY OTHER THREADMAKERS

MODS

AND COUNTLESS N00BS

BUT WE KNOW THAT IN THE MIDST OF THE BATTLE

WHEN ALL HOPE IS ALMOST LOST

WE CANNOT GIVE UP

WE MUST FIGHT

IT IS TIME TO MAKE A CHANGE

I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT, TEAM

OUR OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR Malice HAS FAITH AS WELL

EPIC PADDING!

WE REALLY SHOULD BE GETTING TO THE NEXT PAGE

THIS SHIT NEEDS TO PICK UP!

WE WILL PREVAIL!

2/10/2008 4:17:06 AM

WE NOW HAVE AN OFFICAL EUPHALO NEWSLETTER


SHIT JUST GOT EPIC

2/10/2008 4:31:26 AM

johnt17: I'll finish it and maybe PM a few people just to piss them off
johnt17: I might PM nael LOL

2/10/2008 4:34:41 AM

johnt17: I'll finish it and maybe PM a few people just to piss them off
johnt17: I might PM nael LOL

2/10/2008 4:35:06 AM

i felt this was important:

From : damosyangsta
To : TroopofEchos, ReceiveDeath, JTMONEYNCSU, Money_Jones, amac884, fjjackso, hypaone, 7trax, gk2004, wdprice3, DiamondAce, chembob, LuckezCharm, lmnop, GREEN JAY, rtc407, craptastic, Yoshiemaster, Callaway, eightysix
Received : Sunday February 10, 2008 at 4:35 AM
Subject : Re: EUPHALO NEWSLETTER

but the real question is,

WHAT DOES DEFENSE DO????


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From : JTMONEYNCSU
To : damosyangsta
Received : Sunday February 10, 2008 at 4:35 AM
Subject : Re: EUPHALO NEWSLETTER

Quote :

"THEY ARE HUGE! THEY WILL DEFEND ANY USERS who are suspended"

craps lock

2/10/2008 4:37:39 AM

I quit.

2/10/2008 4:58:18 AM

BYE PICTURE?

2/10/2008 5:11:19 AM

CAN SHE DO IT?! WILL I STILL BE AWAKE WHEN ITS DONE?! WILL THERE BE MORE GIRLS THAN GUYS WITH MVPS?!!! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?1!

2/10/2008 5:43:37 AM

2GIRLS1MVP.... AMILOL???

2/10/2008 5:44:45 AM

who has mvp's so far?

2/10/2008 5:45:19 AM

RD has 6, and green jay has 1

2/10/2008 5:46:27 AM

jtmoney 1/2

2/10/2008 5:47:50 AM

i got within like 10 posts today til chembob ruined me for no reason...and i was at the speed post part, where i couldve finished within less than 5 minutes

2/10/2008 5:49:53 AM

fishsticksoffury: i wonder
fishsticksoffury: whos gonna be the person to take LC out
johnt17: ya
johnt17: me too
johnt17: I know it's gonna happen
johnt17: :-P
fishsticksoffury: maybe it will be me?
fishsticksoffury: or tromboner
johnt17: hahaha
fishsticksoffury: or NAEL?!
johnt17: why would u
johnt17: NAEL!!!!?!?!?
fishsticksoffury: that motherfucker
johnt17: CRAZYJ???JOE??????THEDUKE?
fishsticksoffury: hahaha
fishsticksoffury: BEARDAWG?
fishsticksoffury: STILETTO?!!
johnt17: EMCE?!!!!!!!!!!!!??
fishsticksoffury: TOO FAR?
johnt17: AHAHAHAHHAH
johnt17: no I loled
fishsticksoffury: me too

[Edited on February 10, 2008 at 5:55 AM. Reason : c]

2/10/2008 5:54:35 AM

LOLOLOL

2/10/2008 5:55:31 AM

i guess i couldve said Duchess

2/10/2008 5:56:21 AM

19 ppl online?! how can this be?!@!@$!$!@$

2/10/2008 5:58:47 AM

poor Duchess

yea there've been alot of people on at ass AM lately

could be cuz it's the weekend and most of them are up late

2/10/2008 6:03:26 AM

WHOMPad

2/10/2008 11:22:38 AM

wrong thread for padding

I was about to type

wrong pad for threadding

2/10/2008 11:23:19 AM

x

[Edited on February 10, 2008 at 4:23 PM. Reason : wron thread]

2/10/2008 4:22:57 PM

x

[Edited on February 10, 2008 at 4:24 PM. Reason : x]

2/10/2008 4:23:23 PM

OH NOES WRONG THREAD

2/10/2008 4:23:47 PM

I HAVE JUST RECEIVED THE PROPHECY FROM EPIC CAT



"RD IS CORRECT. PALINDROME POSTING IS NOW 1 MVP PER PLAYER, AND ONE WHOLE PAGE CLAIM COUNTS AS 2. P.S. RD RUNS THIS SHIT"

2/11/2008 3:11:55 AM

no...thats retarded, mvps will become meaningless

2/11/2008 3:13:38 AM

I DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT

THE SHIT HAS BEEN DECREED BY THE KING OF THIS SHIT

IT MAKES IT EASIER TO GET ONE

AND YOU HAVEN'T FUCKING GOTTEN ONE

AND YOU'VE BEEN WHINING ABOUT IT

WELL NOW IS YOUR CHANCE

2/11/2008 3:15:55 AM

YOU HAVE NOT SPOKEN WITH THE COUNCIL, THIS IS NO TRUE WAY TO GO WITH THINGS

2/11/2008 3:17:17 AM

Oh SNAP!! It just got real.

2/11/2008 3:17:19 AM

^YOU HAVE NOT SPOKEN WITH THE COUNCIL

2/11/2008 3:18:25 AM

council?! We don't need no stinkin' council!!

2/11/2008 5:20:31 AM

Bojangles meeting at 7am today

2/11/2008 6:43:25 AM

pork chop biscuit ftw!

2/11/2008 7:38:49 AM

offense?

2/11/2008 9:26:39 AM

the meeting was cancelled at the last minute...but i will be updating the team roster a little later tonight

2/11/2008 6:46:58 PM

team euphalo chat??

2/11/2008 7:55:44 PM

EUPHALO Starting Line-Up

Coach - LuckezCharm

Offense:

QB - ReceiveDeath 6 MVP awards
RB - JTMONEYNCSU
WR1 - amac884
WR2 - rtc407
TE - fjjackso
FB - Airbag
LT - cynosural
LG - JEWS (IR)
C - gk2004
RG - lmnop
RT - chembob


Defense:

LE - O RLY
RE - Money_Jones
DT - 7trax
DT - Ashes
LOLB - GREEN JAY 1 MVP award
MLB - Yoshiemaster
ROLB - damosyangsta
CB - Callaway
CB - hypaone
FS - DiamondAce
SS - YogiNCSU

Special Teams:

P - tromboner950
K - gunsupbrah
KR - rtc407
PR - rtc407

Special Special Teams:

Reverse Cowboy - TroopofEchos

Bench:

DT - edistance (IR)
SS - Førte (IR)
C - NIGGERS (IR)

Who will step up this spring for try-outs and join the prestigous roster of the EUPHALO Padders???


All positions filled!! But you can still make the bench, then more than likely pass a few of the injured reserves to make the team!! So come try out now!!!



MORE MEMBERS MAKE THE TEAM, GOOD JOB GUYS. ID LIKE CURRENT MEMBERS OF EUPHALO TO RECOGNIZE THE FOLLOWING NEW MEMBERS:

raiden, Scary Larry, mrfrog, Mr. Joshua, stepmaniadud, craptastic, and dannyp45

In the next couple of hours, I will find positions for you so you can sit the bench lol!


If i have missed anyone, please contact either myself or ReceiveDeath and we will add you to the roster.

2/12/2008 1:16:22 AM

I AM THE PROPHECY RECEIVER

2/12/2008 1:17:50 AM

nice collection of aliases and faggots there

2/12/2008 1:18:55 AM

i know. RD wouldnt hear me out...he went all Stalin on us this morning

2/12/2008 1:19:00 AM

it has become very clear that colter has not had a good day

2/12/2008 1:19:45 AM

I HAVE JUST RECEIVED THE PROPHECY FROM SEAMUS O'CRISPUS



"RD IS CORRECT. PALINDROME POSTING IS NOW 1 MVP PER PLAYER, AND ONE WHOLE PAGE CLAIM COUNTS AS 2. P.S. RD RUNS THIS SHIT"

2/12/2008 1:21:02 AM

also in the works...are player profiles, where im prob just gonna designate a random pic of you if i cant find anything

2/12/2008 1:24:14 AM

lol you really do run this shit

2/12/2008 1:33:21 AM

CAN HE DO IT?! CAN GUNSUP CLAIM EVERY POST?!

2/12/2008 1:49:54 AM

well gunsupbrah swooped in on me so i will let him have his shot at glory

[Edited on February 12, 2008 at 1:51 AM. Reason : ]

2/12/2008 1:50:59 AM

colter has had a great day actually



he's topping it off by making fun of you faggots

2/12/2008 1:51:36 AM

haha internets, where tough guys are born

2/12/2008 1:52:10 AM

i have a feeling your whole family is going down

2/12/2008 1:52:20 AM

^^ hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahah

^ thats not nice, but if you wanna get families involved I can include yours

[Edited on February 12, 2008 at 1:54 AM. Reason : !]

2/12/2008 1:54:06 AM

amac884 was raised by bears, b.

2/12/2008 1:55:46 AM